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We understand the need for predictability, and are trying to respond with our tariff plans. We have a flat rate tariff, and pre-published roaming charges.


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JIM MENDENHALL I am a tariff man, standing on a tariff platform.
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JOSEPH MUSCAT Everything passes by, and we are left with just our memories
BEN OAK We want such non tariff barriers removed.
TULY COORAY Tariff controls are affecting some companies and that's one of the reasons behind the fall of the in...
NELSON ORTIZ I believe if we simplify the process of tariff-fixing with lesser tariff slabs and rationalise the p...
PIYUSH GOYAL Billing for data services is generally going to be more complex than the straightforward [wireless] ...
DONNA ROWLANDS I like to open for a band as it brings on sort of a challenge and it makes things more interesting. ...
KELLY JONES tariff engineering.
LOIS HUFF We focused very heavily on giving customers what they asked for, and kept the installation and the t...
ALEX FREUDMANN If we all look at life we think how nice, then we look at death and everybody goes oh you can say th...
GARY F EVANS... It is lower cost for us to buy our own cranes. The port charged us a tariff for using the cranes.
BOB WATTERS The U.S. estimate is based on just one tariff line when in fact there are more than 80. And there wi...
STEPHEN ADAMS Everybody talks about tariffs as the first thing. Tariffs are the last thing. Tariffs are part of th...
WILBUR ROSS We have plans in place that can be adapted, changed and modified to respond if we need to do that.
BUNNY RICHARDSON The words you can’t find, you borrow.
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ELIZABETH ESTY We believed that the system we proposed would have maintained access to our markets in a fair manner...
MARIANN FISCHER BOEL At the moment it's what I call a game of chicken. We don't want to move until we know what the thres...
MARI PANGESTU The [incumbents] do not offer a product at a reasonable tariff.
BARBARA DOOLEY The decision on the tariff increase must be transparent, managerially accountable and rational.
INDUSTRY MINISTER FAHMI IDRIS We've got exactly what we need to fulfill our destiny!
ABHISHEK KUMAR A weaker currency is a national tariff. After we get a weaker currency, we have to take advantage of...
UDAY KOTAK My basic concern, ... is that, if we are forced to implement a very significant unilateral tariff, t...
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RICHARD SHELBY Trade is complicated. It is a very detailed process, there are lots of tariff schedules and it does ...
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SATHESH KUMAR M I read the book with interest, but when Jackson was a candidate in 1828 for the Presidency, I oppose...
EZRA CORNELL The main thrust that we want and that we were after is not the right to retaliate. The main thrust h...
JIM PETERSON The electricity tariff in Punjab is highest in north India, and it should be decreased.
PRENEET KAUR We have to raise our level of intensity. I think they'll understand. We have to respond and rebound.
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MARIANN FISCHER BOEL A multilateral world trade system is our very best hope for addressing the broad range of issues suc...
VICTOR FUNG There is no man more dangerous, in a position of power, than he who refuses to accept as a working t...
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MARK VAILE I don't know what would be worse, maybe a tariff on infant formula.
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GEOFF TATE Our plans are to keep trying to improve patches and the amount of testing we can do.
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AMANDA LEFEBVRE There is a big gap between the cost of roaming and the charges levied.
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GARY F EVANS... We are this fucking stick in the end...
DEYTH BANGER We have not determined at this time that there is a defect with the switch, but for reasons we still...
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DISON ARNIBAL They are trying to foil our plans by issuing threats and imposing bans. But we are not cowards.
ABDUR RAZZAK We are happy with our position in the U.S. and have no current plans to exit.
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XU NINGNING We need a shift in our message and in our pulpit
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ART WEAVER I am worried about non-tariff barriers that India puts against import of Bangladeshi merchandise.
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HARRY YEH Empathy is a bridge. Our sufferings connect us. Let pain make you softer.
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DEYTH BANGER Come on... come on... I am waiting for answer...
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Silence doesn't make it... bet...
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MARK TWAIN Often the surest way to convey misinformation is to tell the strict truth.
MARK TWAIN Truth is neither alive nor dead; it just aggravates itself all the time.
MARK TWAIN No real gentleman will tell the naked truth in the presence of ladies.
MARK TWAIN We had the sky up there, and we used to lay on our backs and look up at them, and discuss whether th...
MARK TWAIN Man is a Religious Animal. He is the only Religious Animal. He is the only animal that has the True ...
MARK TWAIN