We want to try listing the second and third floors on the Internet, to buy or lease those floors.

Lots of people are on the Internet and it gives them an easy opportunity to help out.

Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach that person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks

What, exactly, is the internet? Basically it is a global network exchanging digitized data in such a way that any computer, anywhere, that is equipped with a device called a 'modem', can make a noise like a duck choking on a kazoo

The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting.

While you are destroying your mind watching the worthless, brain-rotting drivel on TV, we on the Internet are exchanging, freely and openly, the most uninhibited, intimate and, yes, shocking details about our "CONFIG.SYS" settings.