We wanted to do everything legally. I was just afraid if I did this wrong, they would come and take me. Apparently (the process) is not working because I am still here.

I think I (have had to wait) because of the illegal immigration problem. They are going to give them all of the good stuff I am not able to have.

All I can do is sit here and wait.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, and let the rest of the world wonder how you did it.

I love festivals because they seem like more of an artsy, supportive attitude - which benefits a more theatrical performer sometimes with having theater and other non-club venues, as well as the audience being filled with other artists. It's nice to be with other comics, as usually at other road gigs, I'm solo for the most part.

In TV writing, I felt like Gulliver being tied down by the Lilliputians. There's so much more freedom in fiction writing.