We were sitting there on the couch together, and he pushed himself up to go but then fell back down onto the couch and sneaked a kiss onto my cheek. “Augustus!” I said. “Friendly,” he said. He pushed himself up again and really stood this time, then took two steps over to my mom and said, “Always a pleasure to see you,” and my mom opened her arms to hug him, whereupon Augustus leaned in and kissed my mom on the cheek. He turned back to me. “See?” he asked.
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Related Try it again," I said. "Kiss me." "No," he said. "Kiss me." "No," And then he smiled.... BENJAMIN ALIRE SáENZ I like to open for a band as it brings on sort of a challenge and it makes things more interesting. ... KELLY JONES He flipped himself onto his side and kissed me. "You're so hot," I said, my hand still on his leg. <... JOHN GREEN I asked him to say hi to my mom to prove he was there, and he was really great and nice and talked t... SASHA COHEN You really want to know what else it was my mom said about you?" he asked. She shook her head.<... CASSANDRA CLARE But I talk to you as I talk to my own soul," he said, turning me to face him. He reached up and cupp... DIANA GABALDON I just can't believe that life would give us to each other," he said, "and then take it back." ... RAINBOW ROWELL Well, hell yeah! I’m gonna kick your ass, too!” I narrowed my eyes at him. “Not this time... JAMIE MCGUIRE Magnus stood up and went to the window. He pushed the curtain back, letting in just enough light to ... CASSANDRA CLARE I wished the kiss could have gone on forever. Breaking the embrace, he ran a few fingers through my ... RICHELLE MEAD He limped slowly over to his own wooden sword and stooped awkwardly to pick it up. Trailing it on th... MEGAN WHALEN TURNER Amanda, you finally decided to answer the phone,” her mom exclaimed after picking up at the first ... REBECCA MCNUTT You used," he said, and then took a sharp breath, "to call me Augustus. JOHN GREEN There is a tiger in my room,' said Frances. 'Did he bite you?' said Father. 'No,' said Fra... RUSSELL HOBAN He pulled my skirt up. I began to worry. Everyone knew he had broken in girls before and I didn't wa... TRACEY EMIN What do you want to show me?" "Nothing, really. I just want to be alone with you for a mi... RAINBOW ROWELL You went back in time,” he repeated, “and you expect his cell phone to work?” “Well, no... C.E. MURPHY I talk to you as I talk to my own soul," he said, turning me to face him. He reached up and cupped m... DIANA GABALDON Astrid found the hem of his T-shirt and pulled it up over his head. She unbuckled his belt and shove... MICHAEL GRANT It was no dream. The Ben-Elim, he gave me a choice. Go forward or go back. I wanted to cross over, t... JOHN GWYNNE [Paula Abdul and Michael Bolton go way back. Back to when she was 7 - he used to baby-sit her.] I ha... PAULA ABDUL Cold,” he said, pressing a finger to my pale wrist. “Not cold so much as underoxygenated,�... JOHN GREEN I grabbed my mom and I went to the couch and I said, 'Mom I want to ask Jesus to come into my he... TIM TEBOW I stood on my toes and stole a soft kiss from his lips. "Surprise attack," I said. Sam leaned d... MAGGIE STIEFVATER I love you," he said. She looked up at him, her eyes shiny and black, then looked away. "... RAINBOW ROWELL He turned to leave when arms suddenly wrapped around him from behind, stalling him. Sighing, he clos... J.M. DARHOWER I pushed passed him. He grabbed my hand and swung me back towards him. Then he pushed me against the... JESSICA SHIRVINGTON Cover me!' Augustus said as he jumped out from behind the wall and raced toward the school. Isaac fu... JOHN GREEN What can we do?" Mom asked again. I shrugged. But she kept asking, as if there were someth... JOHN GREEN What was my baby thinking when he was down on the ground and they were doing those things to him? Wa... GINA JONES He started to say something, maybe an apology and maybe not, and then he stopped, he leaned over and... JENNY HAN He then kissed her. It was a very long time before he let her go. When he did, she looked... EVA IBBOTSON Patch reached for my hand and pushed my dad's ring off the tip of his finger and into my palm, curli... BECCA FITZPATRICK Okay,” he said. “I gotta go to sleep. It’s almost one.”
“Okay,” I said.
“Okay,�... JOHN GREEN J.Lo gasped. When I looked to see why, he had one hand to his mouth and the other pointing at me. ADAM REX The poet dreams of the classroom I dreamed I stood up in class And I said aloud... MARY OLIVER He took my family,” Adamat said. “Blackmailed me, and he still has my wife and oldest son. I wan... BRIAN MCCLELLAN Then I saw that sparkle in Naji's eye and knew he was laughing at me. "See?" he said. "Now you ... CASSANDRA ROSE CLARKE My dad was my wake-up call and he said, 'Good morning, champion,' ... He is really happy. My mom cal... MARIA SHARAPOVA Akinli, this strange boy whose life at the moment seemed to be hanging on this, pushed himself from ... KIERA CASS I really need to remember to block my thoughts." "Oh, come on," he pulled me closer towar... NICOLE SOBON And I want you to know that I heard what you said in that speech,' Rider said, his voice scratchy. '... JENNIFER L. ARMENTROUT He reached over and took Taylor’s hand. She did not pull her hand away. He moved his hand up ... MICHAEL GRANT She wakes up and then it's, 'Today's Saturday, huh, mom. Some days she can leave with a hug and a ki... SUZANNE LOCKE Did he show himself?” Nash asked, and I glanced to my right to see him staring at my father, as fa... RACHEL VINCENT Drop something?" he asked, trying to suppress a smile but failing miserably at the act. I nodde... MARKELLE GRABO I dialed the number slowly, wanting to get it right. Two rings, and he picked up. "Yes," I sai... SARAH DESSEN Augustus," I said. "Really. You don't have to do this." "Sure I do," he said. "I found my Wish.... JOHN GREEN I got a phone call -- he said, 'Mom, call 911. My son had to see that. DARLENE MCINTOSH Augustus Waters was a self-aggrandizing bastard. But we forgive him. We forgive him not because he h... JOHN GREEN I moaned then, tilting my head back to give him better access. His hands clamped on my waist, then m... SARAH J. MAAS I never even heard of him or met him in my life. But when I got downstairs, he said, 'I've been wait... HAL TURNER From my understanding, he died in his brother's arms. He was still breathing. He said that he said, ... CLARA WARD I want to see her naked, " Mengele said pointing to Marlene. She cried and shock. My mother flung he... WENDY HOFFMAN My dad did show me interesting movies at a young age. I remember he showed me 'A Clockwork Orang... JONATHAN KRISEL Isaac was still clinging to the lectern. He started to cry. He pressed his forehead down to the podi... JOHN GREEN He was breathing, which is always a good sign. As gently as I could I picked him up, placed him... JOSH LANYON He started opening his eyes while I was there. I turned around and asked my mom, 'Did you see that? AMY STOCKTON They went everywhere together. He even loved to shop with her. He pampered my mom. He had her up on ... SUSAN ZIEGER «Hazel Grace,” he said, my name new and better in his voice. “It has been a real pleasure to ma... JOHN GREEN She said that he picked up her son and threw him on the floor. He said that the little boy had fell ... DEMETRA BLEVINS When my three-year-old son opened the birthday gift from his grandmother, he discovered a water pist... UNKNOWN Peter," she began. He looked up at her, and she could see the pain in his eyes. "I love you," she sa... SARAH BLAKLEY-CARTWRIGHT So," he said as we turned onto the main road, the muffler rattling, "I've been thinking." "Yeah... SARAH DESSEN Right," Chaol said. "So you're just...memorizing that information now?" "If you're sugges... SARAH J. MAAS I know the rules. I've been living here longer than you have." He cracks a smile then. He nudge... LAUREN OLIVER You have been to hell, Ketut?" He smiled. Of course he's been there. What's it like in hel... ELIZABETH GILBERT Without realizing what she was doing and more on an impulse than anything else, she leaned forward a... ROBERT FANNEY Her hands brushed Shane's, and he let go of the cards and took hold. And then somehow she... RACHEL CAINE Jamie," I said, "how, exactly, do you decide whether you're drunk?" Aroused by my voice, ... DIANA GABALDON Ahmed turned, and leaned into him. Kissed him on the mouth again. “I’m pretty fucked up,”... KAMERON HURLEY Jaenelle opened her mouth, closed it, and finally said timidly, “Do you think, when I’m grown up... ANNE BISHOP When Atticus came home to dinner he found me crouched down aiming across the street. "What are you s... HARPER LEE I tried to go to sleep with my headphones still on, but then after a while my mom and dad came in, a... JOHN GREEN He pulled her toward him and gathered her in his arms as his hand lovingly cradled the back of her n... JENNIFER LANE Don't let Ron see what's on those Slytherin's badges," she whispered urgently. Harry looked que... J.K. ROWLING May I see you again?" he asked. There was an endearing nervousness in his voice. I smile... JOHN GREEN I hope you don't really see yourself that way," I said. He turned to look at me and narrowed hi... KATIE ALENDER Look, why don't you go talk to Ron about all this?" Harry asked. "Well, I would, but he's alway... J.K. ROWLING And he left the oxen, and ran after Elijah, and said, Let me, I pray thee, kiss my father and my mot... BIBLE Plastic ware," he said slowly, "like knives and forks and spoons?" I brushed a bit of dirt off ... SARAH DESSEN I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up," he said. "And it is my privilege and my resp... JOHN GREEN I jumped up from the bed and paced the small space in front of Romeo. He was absolutely nuts. "... CAMBRIA HEBERT My father left... but I tell my mom - and I told my mom this when I was a kid - I said, 'You kno... J. R. MARTINEZ He had me lean over the back of the chair and hold onto it with my hands underneath the seat. He hit... WOODY LEAK Kitten,” he growled roughly. I kissed him softly, sliding my hands into his silky locks, lett... JENNIFER L. ARMENTROUT Raphael turned me over and looked at me, his face close to mine. "You and I will never be done.You'r... ILONA ANDREWS Ged saw all these things from outside and apart, alone, and his heart was very heavy in him, though ... URSULA K. LE GUIN When we were all getting ready to leave, I walked up to my grandfather and gave him a hug and kiss o... STEPHEN CHBOSKY You know those afternoons," he asks, drawing a shaking breath, "where you’re just going along, doi... MARYA HORNBACHER There were five others before they got to him. He smiled a little when his turn came. His voice was ... JOHN GREEN Cole,” I said, “do you think I’m lovable?” “As in ‘cuddly and’?” “As in ... MAGGIE STIEFVATER I can tell that the boy I help is getting better. He is more comfortable and I push him with harder ... LORI STEPHENSON Is this seat taken?” she asked him again, tapping on a chair at the table. “That’s where ... TED ANTHONY ROBERTS He looked down at himself and laughed softly. ‘‘My dark side dresses better than I do.’’ He ... RACHEL CAINE A couple of years before he died, I kissed my father goodbye. He said, 'Son, you haven't kis... TERRY WOGAN Don’t you think we’re going to go to hell for this?” asked Lissa. He reached out and touc... RICHELLE MEAD And the back of his anorak was leaping up and down, and people were chucking money to him. I said 'D... TOMMY COOPER A three year old put his shoes on by himself. His mother noticed the left was on the right foot. She... UNKNOWN Okay," he said. He took a breath. "What would you do, if you could do anything?" I took a step ... SARAH DESSEN
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'Well, later, I found out what it means. It's from an Aleut... JOHN GREEN Right, well, he'd been sick for a while and his nurse said to him, 'You seem to be feeling better th... JOHN GREEN I'm really not up for answering any questions that start with how, when, where, why or what. JOHN GREEN You're funny, and you're smart, and you may show up late, but you always show up eventually. JOHN GREEN I have a great affection for people who are intellectually engaged with the world, and who don’t t... JOHN GREEN I've never known before what it feels like to want someone - not to want to hook up with them or wha... JOHN GREEN There's a stark difference between the words 'prodigy' and 'genius.' Prodigies can very quickly lear... JOHN GREEN Why is being a nerd bad? Saying I notice you’re a nerd is like saying, ‘Hey, I notice that you�... JOHN GREEN I wanted us to have an adventure. Because I love that crap. Because I'm not whatever-her-name-is. I ... 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