We were the lone rangers. That's not an easy thing to do, especially at the end of a disappointing season. Some players might figure it's time to get things wrapped up and head for spring break. Our ladies chose to play another day.
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Related Each day I will accomplish one thing on my to do list. LAILAH GIFTY AKITA How should I know?" said Alice, surprised at her own courage. "It's no business of mine." The Q... LEWIS CARROLL It sounded like something that was right up our alley, especially at spring break time. DALE HELFRICH At the time when we chose J. D. Edwards, some of the fundamental applications they had for our indus... PATRICK THOMPSON The journey of life is much about connections! One thing connects with another to bring another thin... ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH It's a disappointing way to end the season. We didn't play well. GRANT WEAVER I think over spring break, a lot of us had some time to see our families and get our bodies rested u... ASHLEY KEY Too easy to get = Just as easy to forget. MANDY HALE Your "Not To Do" list is also important. MANI S. SIVASUBRAMANIAN Our guys went up there and made contact and put the ball into play. We were fortunate to break that ... BROOKS SHUMAKE We havent broken it down, ... When we met with (Johnson), thats not what she wanted. We opted not to... BETH PAYNE The girls have done quite well for this point in our season. We were looking at a strong bid for the... STEVE BORDEN Our guys were talking about the difference. Nobody used it as an excuse. But at a time of the year w... DENIS BOUCHER It's good for our down-the-line kids and our freshmen to get a chance to play, because as the fall w... BOBBY HAUCK If you love someone you must set them free like the wind and give them the respect they deserve.If y... GARY F EVANS... Wake up to a brand new day and realize why you woke up to meet the day! Live to the end of another d... ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH Friendship is a double-edged sword one side it can be great and true but the other side it spells be... GARY F EVANS... At the end of the day, that's our sole purpose and our sole reason for existing, is to love some... NIKKI REED As we get toward the end of the winter season and early spring, we'll probably go through another wa... MICHAEL SOLOMON Wake every morning with the same feeling. Live up high and fly on top of the ceiling. I just know th... ANA CLAUDIA ANTUNES We wanted to cause some turnovers out front and get an advantage with the fast break. We were then a... BARRY DUTT We wrapped up our division at the All-Star break, DEREK JETER Everyone always says how I'm so smart, but they don't know what it's like being me. always feeling l... SUSANE COLASANTI I'm disappointed for Charity and disappointed for our team, but this isn't the end of our season. We... GAY MCNUTT It's basically to get the kids back from spring break and allow them to get the rust off. They also ... MARK ALBERTUS Pounding the pavement, standing up long hours at events, the kinds of things you have to do in a cam... DAVID BOWERS It is easy for me to love myself, but for ladies to do it is another question altogether. JOHNNY VEGAS It was 11-7 at the end of the first quarter. It was actually pretty even, unfortunately, but then we... BILLY WALLER It's disappointing. I was trying to keep my end up as long as I could and at the same time play my n... HERSCHELLE GIBBS The market is still waiting for HSBC results, which will have a big impact on the direction of the m... ANDREW TO Property shares had a technical rebound, but interest rate concerns will still affect properties unt... ANDREW TO Bank of China's results were quite good; double-digit growth can be taken as good results for a bank... ANDREW TO The index tried to challenge 18,000 but failed, so that triggered profit taking. Tokyo's slide also ... ANDREW TO Trading seems to be focusing on selective counters because investors are cautious amid interest rate... ANDREW TO We're seeing a minor technical rebound after Wall Street rebounded from two days of losses. The key ... ANDREW TO Some investors have returned to pick up the stock at bargain prices. ANDREW TO I think the take-up for the placement is not too good and other property developers may be discourag... ANDREW TO We are afraid that our freedoms and liberties will be infringed in the future. ANDREW TO I think there was some minor selling pressure on telecom stocks as the market continued to see a wea... ANDREW TO We figure that by Monday (of spring break), moms and dads are looking for something to do with their... KARIN HILL At the end of the day, we're just trying to be honest and, hopefully, get more females on the ra... TAYLOR DYE The main thing is we did not come out and slop around. I thought we did a lot of very good things, b... LLOYD CARR We had a rough season with injuries and do not have a deep bench. We used seven players all year. I ... RAY BIELIZNA Take it easy. Live life- one day at a time. It is only when we add the regrets of 'yesterday' and wo... ANURAG SHOURIE until we do what has not yet been done, what has not been done shall remain undone ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH Last year I got into a slump at a bad time because our team was desperate. We were losing a lot of g... DENNYS REYES This is our first time to offer Spring Break Escape. In the past we have done a registration-based p... LINDA COLDWELL We're all heartbroken about it. We chose to look at our situation realistically. And coming off of a... KAREN BROWN We'd love to put (Bender) up front at forward, but we'd struggle to get the ball to her. But once we... DEBBIE CAPUTO Our team needed me out there to get some things done on the offensive end and the defensive end. At ... CARMELO ANTHONY Nature gives to every time and season some beauties of its own; and from morning to night, as from t... CHARLES DICKENS We chose to play as many as we could to give our more inexperienced players the opportunity to play ... LINDA GILLILAND We were finally able to finish one at the end of the game. As we get ready for post-season play, it ... DENA SIEVERS March is typically a time of year when prices start to go back up. Spring break really makes people ... CLAY INGRAM Most powerful of all powers in its holy insinuation is _being_. _To be_ is more powerful than even _... GEORGE MACDONALD It's the oldest franchise in Major League Baseball. For anybody to get that Opening Day start, it's ... AARON HARANG The same thing happened my freshman year, I intercepted a pass the first game but didn't get another... DARNELL BING Why don’t we break up? I guess I stay with her because she stays with me. And that’s not an easy... JOHN GREEN I told them at the end of last season that the challenge for them was to win 15 or more games this s... ANDY DAIGLE It's so easy for us to have this immediate rush of we want to help right now,' and then time passes,... BETH PAYNE Anytime we get to play in the spring, it is nice because we get to practice certain things and see d... STEFFI LEGALL To question reason is to trust it. MITCH STOKES I thought we set an early tone with our play on defense. Highland has some inexperience up front and... AL MARTIN And, you know, my dad would show me some things sometimes, but the best things that I got to do were... DWEEZIL ZAPPA A lot of the players come up at the end of spring training and thank us for doing all this. JOSH STEWART I think the team has a chance to go somewhere. We have some good talent. We just need to get some co... DEZARAE JOHNSON We were coming off Christmas break and I knew we'd be rusty. Our defense could have been better. Tha... CHARLOTTE JONES Coming off a 7-9 record last season, we thought this year we were at least going to win 10 games. No... COREY BRADFORD Act in such a way that you treat humanity, whether in your own person or in the person of any other,... IMMANUEL KANT Congratulations, to the people which made gotham series, still need some more and extra work! DEYTH BANGER To have the cognitive abilities to do research and development is vital to a forever expanding world... GARY F EVANS... The first and foremost human right or fundamental right is the right to exist. APURVA GAGLANI If we ever put research into what the subconscious is we could probably come to the conclusion that ... GARY F EVANS... i know im not the girl you wanted. not the one you want to hear from. but what you see is what you g... SIMI GREWAL As I said at the end of the season, changing the coach staff won't do anything if the players don't ... JARROD COOPER Most of us think we're too busy or too important to rest for a day. CRAIG GROESCHEL I think the effort we gave was great because we were missing some of our usual players. It gave some... ERIN HIRSH Anyways, that very same night there was a fight in the casino on B Deck. Some of the passengers got ... CHRISTINA ENGELA We're on spring break and are missing a couple of seniors because of that. It took us a while to get... JACK BALDWIN We control our own destiny. Our guard play has been disappointing all along. At some point we need t... DOROTHY GATERS It's a long season. When you get an opportunity to play, you've got to be able to go in there and ma... CHARLIE STRONG Our whole team just promised ourselves that we were going to enjoy playing this game that we love to... CHAD PENNINGTON We have listened to our fans, owners and players and made some significant scheduling changes for th... ILANA KLOSS We do not believe that strong September sales mark the end of the peak season. HENRY KING We don't know whether he'll be there (the majors) this year, but we wanted to do this in case someth... MARK NEWMAN What will happen if we go to 0 day? ... Everything has been wipe out from the techno... DEYTH BANGER Our girls played well. We struggled some during the regular season, but we were playing our best at ... CHARLIE LANE Destiny consist in the moments that we experienced, and not in the choices we have to do. DANIEL MELGAçO We didn't want to give them some tape to scout us on when we play in district, so we changed things ... BRENT HAND You get up for a game like this because it was Bridgeton. It's a matter of finishing. Our immaturity... DAVE ORLANDINI We would load up the yellow Cutlass Supreme station wagon and pick blackberries during blackberry se... MARIO BATALI We're still at a learning point of the season. For some of the runners, this may be their first meet... DAWN PITTMAN We were doing real well at the start of the game and we lost track of some of the things that got us... DAVE BLISS We've got experience coming back, we've got some solid players and I'm really looking for this team ... JASON SHIREY Any time you play at home you have an advantage, but this year especially with our fans showing up a... JAMES VILADE May I never neither turn left nor turn right in my journey of life, but may I go straight to Christ ... ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH We've been working on the power play about 10 minutes a day trying to do a few things. We were looki... DANIEL GIRARDI It was a good way to kick off our spring break with a win over Idaho today. The guys played well and... GRAEME COX It was good to get out there and start the game, ... Things started all right and then tapered off. ... KOY DETMER We always felt that pitching was the most important aspect of the game and we caught ourselves at ti... VIN ABENE
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