We will never have Fascism in England; no Englishman will dress up, not even for a revolution.

The most important thing in life is not to capitalize on your gains. Any fool can do that. The really important thing is to profit from your losses. That requires intelligence; and it makes the difference between a man of sense and a fool.

A bomb under the west car park at Twickenham on an international day would end fascism in England for a generation.

I am sure this Jesus will not do, / Either for Englishman or Jew.

I am not an Englishman, I was never an Englishman, and I don't ever want to be one. I am a Scotsman! I was a Scotsman and I will always be one.

The average Englishman does not see why a stranger should accost him with jocosity - many Englishmen do not see why a stranger should accost them at all