Jo Brand
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DAMON LINDELOF Sometimes I'm so tired, I look down at what I'm wearing, and if it's comfortable enough ... REBECCA ROMIJN ISABELLA ROSSELLINI I don't think of myself as a brand. Branding to me feels like a position or identity that's ... DAVID ROCKWELL BETH DITTO All my life, the naysayers have told me that I can't win because I'm a progressive... becaus... TAMMY BALDWIN YOUNG THUG What I don't like so much is people who - how do you say this? - who make judgments over the gen... JOHN DE MOL, JR. I like women who look like women. I hated grunge. No one's more feminist than me, but you don... CATHERINE ZETA-JONES I don't like messing up. I think that's just a part of my personality. I don't like to m... JACOB DALTON I don't go to clubs and stuff like that, so I don't have to put up with it in there. And nor... BUBBA SMITH You're allowed to make things for women on television, and there's not like... you don't... CALLIE KHOURI I have no deep-seated desire to be famous; that's not what's driving me, so if it's some... CAM ZARA LARSSON TAVI GEVINSON It's nice to have a few names. I use a few names myself. I use a few different surnames. I call ... AIDAN GILLEN EVANGELINE LILLY MEGAN FOX ZACH GALIFIANAKIS I don't have Facebook; I don't have Twitter. I don't have anything because, believe it o... WISSAM AL MANA I like to wear whatever I like. I don't care about others' judgment or if it's right or ... ISABELI FONTANA I don't like my whole life dragged out. I don't want anyone to know about me, because I don&... LILLY PULITZER KARIN SLAUGHTER I have very vivid dreams, and often - this happens to me at least a few times a week - I don't k... EUGENIE BOUCHARD I was brought up by my mum and my sister. I've always been around independent women; I like that... AARON TAYLOR-JOHNSON ETHAN COEN COLIN KAEPERNICK TAYLOR SWIFT I'm always like, 'I can't believe I sound like my mother.' I remember running out of... EILEEN DAVIDSON DAKOTA JOHNSON I know that, for me, I need to try to cover myself while breastfeeding so that no one snaps a pictur... KOURTNEY KARDASHIAN ZAINAB SALBI You can't compete with hip-hop. That doesn't mean I don't want to be as big as a rap sta... BRANDON FLOWERS It looks ancient," - Amy Cahill JUDE WATSON Never say never. I always want to look like myself - that's key for me. I don't want to look... COURTNEY THORNE-SMITH WILL FERRELL I realised that if you get yourself labeled as the funny one, people don't look any further. I&#... CATHERINE TATE DANICA PATRICK SELENA GOMEZ The way that I look at it is that, when we film for eight months straight for a new 'Jackass'... BAM MARGERA NAOMI CAMPBELL I love to get to that place where I don't know what kind of music I'm doing; I don't kno... ARIEL PINK HARUKI MURAKAMI I can tell you that you will have your hearts broken more by the people you love than by the people ... MARGARET PETERSON HADDIX There's always a side of me that goes, 'I'm just a nerd.' I never look at myself and... HEATHER GRAHAM EDDIE VAN HALEN COLIN KAEPERNICK KATHERINE RYAN TAVI GEVINSON Honestly, I don't look at it as work because I have way too much fun on set to actually classify... BILLY UNGER GUY FIERI When I'm watching somebody act, it's a behavior editorial function - I look at someone act, ... DAVID FINCHER CATE BLANCHETT GENE SIMMONS There is something that feels stagnant about having things you don't use or wear. But shoes are ... LESLIE BIBB MARIE HELVIN I definitely don't like anyone messing with my friends or loved ones. I'm quick to step up t... BLAIR REDFORD Australians aren't really that crazy; in L.A. you get a little crazier. From my experience at le... BRODY JENNER I'm trying to figure myself out through my movies. Whether it's big stuff like what we'r... JASON REITMAN MILLIE BOBBY BROWN LARRY THE CABLE GUY I actually don't wear fragrance. I always feel like I smell cheap. I guess I just haven't fo... EMILY RATAJKOWSKI I don't see myself going out in sweats, dropping Barron at school in sweats - it's just not ... MELANIA TRUMP CLARENCE THOMAS I don't like going to the gym because I don't like being with people I don't know in tha... UTADA HIKARU For a long time, I refused to wear jeans. I liked high-waisted pants, but jeans made me feel like I ... ELLE FANNING I'm kinda secretive, and I can't even say secretive because of my son. He's the type, li... REMY MA It's just a blessing from above. I can't stress that enough, because I don't feel like i... D'BRICKASHAW FERGUSON I don't really do glasses. It's a good look, but I'm not big on wearing clear glasses fo... TREY SONGZ ASHLEY OLSEN BIPASHA BASU I don't think you should be allowed to eat in a restaurant if you haven't waited tables at l... LIZZY CAPLAN For me, I would prefer to not have my face on the album cover. I don't mind being in the public,... FLUME ELMORE LEONARD I always feel like I wasn't the best trainer, because I'm really good at teaching people stu... DANIEL BRYAN I'm being mocked because I don't live up to a socially determined view of what other people ... WALLACE SHAWN I don't believe in categorising a gender, as it makes for discord. People always say, 'That&... NATASCHA MCELHONE DON LEMON WALE SAM SMITH Tell me that you don't like cartoons, and I think there's something wrong with you. I don... JOHN DIMAGGIO
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BRAND PRETORIUS South Africa is currently in the longest upward business cycle since 1945, having experienced 28 con... BRAND PRETORIUS To think at its best is to find oneself carried down the current of necessity. BRAND BLANSHARD When the man who knows all about the fruit fly chromosomes finds himself sitting next to an authorit... BRAND BLANSHARD Once the anchor of reason has been cut, one's craft may go anywhere. One may become a St Francis or ... BRAND BLANSHARD Shakespeare without Othello, Lear, Macbeth and Hamlet would be all too much like Hamlet without the ... BRAND BLANSHARD STEWART BRAND I really enjoyed it. I had a good time - every single day was fun and different. It has truly been a... CAROL BRAND Our roots are here and I love New England. CAROL BRAND They were all extraordinary people and they all really cared about the kids. CAROL BRAND Recent evidence suggests that chronic emotions and stress can predispose people to heart disease. Th... 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ELTON BRAND It was our getaway game, so we wanted to get this victory. ELTON BRAND To have Corey back ? that's exactly what I'm talking about, ELTON BRAND We're 5-1 but we're not happy. We didn't play to the best of our ability. ELTON BRAND It helped them that they had a lot of fresh bodies. ELTON BRAND We definitely kept him in check. ELTON BRAND Whoever we get in the next round, we'll be ready, definitely. ELTON BRAND Somebody said he did it in college. They had tape. ELTON BRAND It's just a great feeling. ELTON BRAND There's a feeling of excitement, and a little bit of the unknown. ELTON BRAND It was pretty, and then it got ugly. It was a long time coming, and it was an important win for the ... ELTON BRAND It means a lot, from our management all the way down to the ball boys. Even though it's just one gam... ELTON BRAND That's something they have to deal with. My focus is on our team right now. ELTON BRAND Our goal was to clinch a playoff spot. 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