We wrote more tickets this week than I've ever seen on a Super Bowl.

Going through a Super Bowl week without something like this would be unusual.

I'd rather have 10 Super Bowl trophies and no MVPs.

And the most amusing thing is when they would start behaving as if this were the Super Bowl.

Let's be honest: I just want a Super Bowl ring.

The Super Bowl is Americana at its most kitsch and fun.