We're not a vocational school. If someone wants to get a high-paying job, I would hope that there are easier ways to do it than working through a formal computer science curriculum.

Computer Science is embarrassed by the computer.

I shopped at J. Crew in high school, I studied computer science. I was a nerd-nerd, now I'm a music-nerd.

If you are too lazy to cleanup your database after testing, your filesystem after testing or your memory based system consider moving to a different profession. This isn't a job for you.

The computer only gives back ourselves. It is a faithful mirror that reflects the human traits that are brought to it.

Programming in machine code is like eating with a toothpick.