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My God. We've had cloning in the South for years. It's called cousins.
ROBIN WILLIAMS Robin Williams understands sonic performances. He understands what it's like to change your voic...
BILLY WEST I want to be like Robin Williams, really. It's all the different characters he does, all the dif...
KAREN GILLAN The prospects for a coherent, hilarious and consistent American comedy seem to lessen every year, as...
STEPHEN HUNTER We already have a sabbatical system. It's called opposition, and I've had enough of it.
NIGEL LAWSON I've seen 'Mork & Mindy' a couple times. Robin Williams amazes me. And I love Gary C...
LUCILLE BALL Everyone forgets comedians are actors. There's no question about it. A Robin Williams cannot say...
JOAN RIVERS I love Tinkle, it's really the most fun I've had in years.
DAVID CROSS Are you taking us to the beach?" - Dan Cahill
JUDE WATSON Let's head out to the ruins." - Dan Cahill
ROLAND SMITH I can tell you that you will have your hearts broken more by the people you love than by the people ...
MARGARET PETERSON HADDIX I've been in a New York City-based cabaret for the past seven years called The Citizens Band. It...
KAREN ELSON I've started a company, called Tall Girl Productions, and we've got our first project that i...
MELISSA ROSENBERG It looks ancient," - Amy Cahill
JUDE WATSON I grew up watching stuff with Jim Carey, Robin Williams and Sandra Bullock in them. I've always ...
AMANDA CREW While I've had a great distaste for what's usually called song in modern poetry or for what&...
DAVID ANTIN Talent grips us. We are overtaken by the beauty of Michelangelo's sculpture, riveted by Mariah C...
JOHN C. MAXWELL I'm still a big 'Grey's Anatomy' fan.
BROOKE ELLIOTT I used to watch 'Grey's Anatomy' pretty religiously.
ERINN HAYES In theatres, you're kind of disconnected. Also, it's way too big for the likes of me. Unless...
NORM MACDONALD I think people think Jim Carrey's just wild and crazy. He really is very disciplined. It is true...
CHRISTINE BARANSKI It SMELLS ancient," - Dan Cahill
JUDE WATSON Palm trees were fanned by a warm, light breeze, and they rolled down their windows to smell the sea.
JUDE WATSON I've done the Kennedy Center many times. I've sang for Marian Anderson. I've sang for Ma...
ARETHA FRANKLIN What's lost in this whole debate, unfortunately, is that Social Security is not a giveaway where...
TED DEUTCH I indeed had only one scene, one speech, one little speech, but it was with Robin Williams.
CHARLES KEATING It's been years since I've had a real input in the game anyway. For this game, I've just...
BEAR BRYANT I've been opposed to human cloning from the very beginning.
LEON KASS Yes, but I - you know, it's been such a long time, I'm sure that I've got cousins and un...
RAFAEL PALMEIRO I am a creator of TV shows. 'Lifestyle' ran for 14 years... that was pleasurable. We also ha...
ROBIN LEACH I've always had a propensity for getting the cursive down pretty well. What it evolved into was ...
MEGHAN MARKLE My thing is, I don't get in nobody's business or nothing like that or try to bash anybody fo...
WARREN G I'm very loyal to my south fans and the industry there. So, it's hard for me leave all the l...
KAJAL AGGARWAL Trey Parker did 'Book of Mormon.' It's the best Broadway show I've ever seen. He doe...
PENN JILLETTE For the last 10 years, I've felt increasing pressure to stop shooting film and start shooting vi...
CHRISTOPHER NOLAN For the last 10 years, I've felt increasing pressure to stop shooting film and start shooting vi...
CHRISTOPHER NOLAN It's good to actually cry. Trust me, I've had a lot of practice over the years!
NATALIA KILLS These last few years, working with Tim Burton, it's been the best time I've ever had.
RICHARD D. ZANUCK I worked at the Northlight Theater in Skokie, and the Mercury Theater on South Port. I actually did ...
NICO TORTORELLA Someone called all the newspapers in New York and told them I'd died. I've been told by almo...
RICHARD PRYOR I've always had an affinity for writers who have a poetry background, so I always liked Tennesse...
KENNY LEON I own four copies of Robin WIlliams's Live on Broadway comedy special for HBO. One in Wilmington...
SOPHIA BUSH I grew up in a small town in West Virginia called Kenova. It's the city where the plane crashed ...
BRAD D. SMITH I've always had a thing for theme parks and their less-glorious cousins, amusement parks, the ca...
GREG RUCKA As an actor, I felt I couldn't compete. I wasn't as cute as the leading man; I wasn't as...
PHIL HARTMAN Robin McKinley's 'The Blue Sword' was a defining book of my teen years, and I'd love...
CARRIE VAUGHN I don't love comedy but I can watch someone who's kind of interesting forever. I think a wai...
BRUCE MCCULLOCH We should have hope because we've earned it. We've worked for it! It's ours.
MAXINE WATERS We have this film that we hope to finance, it's called 'Southern Rights.' It's a doc...
JOHN LEGEND About f-f-ace!" she said to the horse, flailing with her boots. "Into the barn, please. It's time fo...
PETER LERANGIS You see?" Damien leaned over his desk and spread out half a dozen charcoal sketches. "These are only...
RICK RIORDAN I had a wonderful family including my aunts, uncles and cousins but they've all gone to heaven.
DORIS DAY We've always had a pretty competitive and pretty ferocious battle with British Airways... It'...
RICHARD BRANSON I've had problems with my throat over the years, playing with loud bands for years, and I've...
AARON NEVILLE We've been in the same house since 1960, so we've been here for 45 years now.
PAT BOONE I've built a career in Asia for 18 years, playing roles that had nothing to do with my race beca...
DANIEL WU One of the greatest birds I've ever had is called a 'Turducken.' A chicken inside of a d...
GUY FIERI I always find Victoria's Secret models a bit weird.
EDIE CAMPBELL Don't think for a moment that I'm really like any of the characters I've played. I'm...
LEONARDO DICAPRIO I've had quarter horses for the last 18 years.
BRUCE BOXLEITNER We've had three big ideas at Amazon that we've stuck with for 18 years, and they're the ...
JEFF BEZOS I watch 'Batman & Robin' from time to time. It's the worst movie I ever made, so it&...
GEORGE CLOONEY I've called myself the Pied Piper, I've called myself the Weatherman, I've called myself...
R. KELLY I've gone far in the movie business, but no matter how far I go, every time I pick up the phone ...
DAWN STEEL I've been called everything. Gangsta rap. I've been called conscious rap. You know, everythi...
NAS We've advanced in the construction of a true free-trade area across South America... What's ...
LUIZ INACIO LULA DA SILVA I don't believe that efforts to prohibit only so-called reproductive cloning can be successful.
LEON KASS I've been identified with James Bond or Thomas Crown for so long; suave, elegant, sophisticated ...
PIERCE BROSNAN I've been called the Women's Auxiliary of the Brat Pack.
MOLLY RINGWALD In 35 years of being in the media, I've had all this mud flung at me many, many times. It's ...
DELIA SMITH I've been accustomed to being famous and having a certain level of attention for 14 years, but i...
KYLIE MINOGUE I've been around the block a lot and I've had a merry trail for 55 years.
JERRY STILLER If you've had something for more than six months, and it's still not repaired, it's clut...
GRETCHEN RUBIN By the time we've made it, we've had it.
MALCOLM FORBES There's a children's book by Anthony Browne called 'The Tunnel' that I've always...
BILLY HOWLE Robin Williams learned technique. He has the technique of being funny.
PAUL MOONEY I've redone plays of mine and made changes. A play is a living thing, and I'd never say I wo...
HORTON FOOTE I've often found myself looking fondly at the Valentine's cultures in other countries. South...
JOHN NIVEN For the first time in 6,000 years of human history, we can have peer-to-peer exchange where trust is...
PATRICK M. BYRNE It's funny in the U.K., where I'm not really known because I never did a soap. My English co...
JACKI WEAVER I've got a couple of bands that I'm working on. The one I'm really excited about, we'...
SAMUEL LARSEN When you snatch little pieces of other people's lives and try to palm them off as your own, that...
JOE ROGAN There's so much excitement around the Phish tours, and if it stopped feeling that way, it would ...
TREY ANASTASIO I still can't believe that I've achieved what I have. It's like I've lived a dream f...
KARRIE WEBB When I played Robin Hood, I knew the great role was Alan Rickman's and it didn't bother me. ...
KEVIN COSTNER It's not uncommon in South Korea for a building to not have a women's bathroom.
YI SO-YEON I'm used to working hard. Theater can be very grueling, and that's all I've ever known. ...
SUTTON FOSTER You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it. -Robin Williams.
ROBIN WILLIAMS People feel the worst film I made was 'Jack.' But to this day, when I get checks from old mo...
FRANCIS FORD COPPOLA We've done shows with Tim McGraw, Hank Williams Jr., Montgomery Gentry, Shooter Jennings.
JOHNNY VAN ZANT Coconut water is just the best for you; it's always something we had in Brazil. Since I was a li...
ADRIANA LIMA I have this coat that I got in a nefarious deal years ago. It's a Johnny Carson coat, and I'...
JOSH HOMME I know what you're saying ... (Bradley) ain't exactly Robin Williams.
DAVID LETTERMAN In 1987, I had no idea who Steven Isserlis was. We met at the Spoleto Festival in Charleston, South ...
JOSHUA BELL When we grew up, our family and kind of gaggle of cousins would go to the south of France for the su...
DARA KHOSROWSHAHI In my whole career, I've never seen this type of race that you had to wait for the last day. The...
DAVID WELLS I did calligraphy for the invitations for, like, Robin Thicke and Paula Patton's wedding.
MEGHAN MARKLE We've heard that the hookup culture is destroying us. We've heard that it's saving us. W...
HANNA ROSIN In my life, I've had estates in Russia, houses in Spain, in Norway, in the deep south of America...
PENELOPE WILTON We're finally going to be free of the 2D monitor. It's been a window into virtual reality th...
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ROBIN WILLIAMS God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the ...
ROBIN WILLIAMS You can fool some of the people some of the time and the rest you can jerk off
ROBIN MCLAURIN WILLIAMS Reality is just a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.
ROBIN MCLAURIN WILLIAMS The problem is, God gave man a brain and a penis and only enough blood to run one at a time.
ROBIN MCLAURIN WILLIAMS See what I mean? You gotta be crazy. Ain't no time to be sane.
ROBIN MCLAURIN WILLIAMS Sometimes I regret that the wonderful children's stories that have been made into movies were - ...
ROBIN HOBB Commerce is against morality. Morality is going to lose every time.
ROBIN DAY I was also lucky to play for an owner, Bud Selig, who truly cared about his players. He'd call m...
ROBIN YOUNT Bob Dylan and John Lennon and Bruce Springsteen, these are soul guys. Bruce Springsteen might not si...
ROBIN THICKE I think ever since I started to read, there have been favorite novels for different stages of my lif...
ROBIN HOBB I developed the pilot for 'Entertainment Tonight' with Jack Haley, Jr. and Al Masini, who be...
ROBIN LEACH