Wealth and intelligence should not be categorized as relatives.

An ordinary potato has had more value than gold several times in history.

The P-38 WWII Nazi handgun looks comical lying on the breakfast table next to a bowl of oatmeal.

You know what I could use? A thrill.

Generally speaking, I try not to generalize.

Professional is an apt definition for me, professional slouch, that is. I can be very professional at seeming to do work, but the real work is trying to do as little as possible, without getting caught by Trip or any nosey busybodies.