Wearing a micro-short skirt is a lot more restrictive than a pair of shorts.

How does someone just start drooling? Chase? Were you wearing your short shorts?

I know what I'm doing even when I'm wearing a pencil skirt.

I came here in a pair of flip-flops and shorts, and my son's track coach lent me a pair of boots and a boat,

If she's wearing a skirt, this means she's confident. If she smokes, she's got a bad-girl streak.

It's just regular length. If I had to, I'd wear them. But I don't think we need the short shorts.