Welcome to Lake Wobegon, where all the women are strong, all the men are good-looking, and all the children are above average.

Where all the women are strong, all the men are good-looking and all the children are above-average.

That's the news from Lake Wobegon, where all the women are strong, all the men are good looking, and all the children are above average

A girl in a bikini is like having a loaded pistol on your coffee table - There's nothing wrong with them, but it's hard to stop thinking about it

I think where men are credited for being strong, women are divas. I just think it's such a cop out.

Men are strong, women are smart, but no matter how smart, their bellies are always there to betray women and that's their downfall.