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Well, actually, I'm a bisexual lesbian in a man's body... but it's more complicated than that.


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ROBYN OCHS Everyone has people in their lives that are gay, lesbian or transgender or bisexual. They may not wa...
BILLIE JEAN KING Gay, lesbian, bisexual and transgender people are at risk every day of their lives.
JEFFREY MONTGOMERY She's a (lesbian), but with a body like that she could get any man she wants.
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GEORGES CLEMENCEAU While there is no shame in being gay, lesbian, bisexual, transgender or intersex - or even straight ...
CHRISTINA ENGELA A mans life is interesting primarily when he has failed. I well know. For its a sign that he tried t...
GEORGES CLéMENCEAU What passes as a woman's intuition, is usually nothing more than a mans transparency.
UNKNOWN Whether or not you respect gay, lesbian, bisexual, transgender individuals, we can all agree that ha...
CHRIS FISHER Lesbian, gay, bisexual, and transgender teens are bullied and ostracized in epidemic proportions. It...
MONICA RAYMUND I don’t understand the hatred and fear of gays and bisexuals and lesbians…
it’s a concept...
AL PACINO To those who are gay, lesbian, bisexual,or transgender-let me say- you are not alone. You're struggl...
BAN KI-MOON Some women who married and also had lesbian relationships were genuinely bisexual. Many others marri...
LILLIAN FADERMAN For many older Americans who identify as lesbian, gay, bisexual, or transgender, a lifetime of discr...
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ELIZABETH WARREN Tony Parker hits every freaking shot no matter who we put on him. The little ass.
MIKE D'ANTONI I'm not lesbian; I'm not bisexual; I'm not straight. I'm just curious.
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LOIS PERRIN We also hope to send out a clear message to gay-lesbian-bisexual-transgender students that God loves...
JACOB REITAN I believe that there is a Matrix and... to be more accurate I am in the Pornography Matrix.
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CESAR ROMERO Imagine life as a game, a game that is filled with obstacles and hazards to overcome but sometimes y...
GARY F EVANS... One's ideas must be as broad as Nature if they are to interpret Nature
ARTHUR CONAN DOYLE It's marginally more complicated than a home printer.
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PAT RILEY Im A Good Friend, But Im A Better Enemy.
DONALD C HALL A man is infinitely more complicated than his thoughts.
PAUL AMBROISE VALERY A man is infinitely more complicated than his thoughts.
PAUL VALERY never organized anything more complicated than a car pool.
DONNA DEES-THOMASES You is getting nosier than a parker.
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NATHAN ELMO MELO A valiant mans looke is more then a cowards sword.
GEORGE HERBERT Im okay Im okay now.
But you really need to listen to me
'cause im telling you the trut...
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GARDNER DICKINSON They say golf is like life, but don't believe them. Golf is more complicated than that.
GARDNER DICKINSON Before you echo 'Amen' in your home or place of worship, think and remember...a child is listening.
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LEO FLETES A poore mans Cow dies a rich mans child.
GEORGE HERBERT A drunk mans' words are a sober mans' thoughts.
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ROBERT MICHAELS What's the point of being a lesbian if a woman is going to look and act like an imitation man?
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HARUKI MURAKAMI Allie, what do the Stars tell me to do? You know I don't understand the scientific part.
ROBERT A. HEINLEIN The capacity of humans to believe in what seems to me highly improbable- from table tapping to the s...
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JAMES SILAS Worry is most often a prideful way of thinking that you have more control over life and its circumst...
JUNE HUNT Memory is a complicated thing, a relative to truth, but not its twin.
BARBARA KINGSOLVER Stairs to climb are difficult it takes time and effort and going down is easies job... what do I mea...
DEYTH BANGER You can't be that or that or that... but you can try to behave as that...

So, what next!?...
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ALVIN GENTRY Tony Blair is not a villain, but he's played the part very well.
IAN MCKELLEN My words control your body and your mind like a symbiot im a phenominon i had to interpose
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BOB WILLIAMS I think the more rational explanation is that the excision of a five-to-six-foot leech from the surf...
DAVE SIM It's been well done. But it's going to be more complicated. It will be time-consuming.
GLENN HORN A person who reads lives more than one life, but that means that they die more than once as well.
DEANNA VASQUEZ Your body actually reminds you about your age and your injuries - the body has a stronger memory tha...
MIKHAIL BARYSHNIKOV My family barbecued a lot; good barbecue is more complicated than you think.
MANISH DAYAL [British Prime Minister Tony Blair, who in 1997 mourned the death of the] People's Princess ... deli...
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CARTER CROCKER The answer isn't more time but a greater awareness of the time we have.
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...
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DOROTHY PARKER Wit has truth in it; wisecracking is simply calisthenics with words.
DOROTHY PARKER There's a helluva distance between wisecracking and wit. Wit has truth in it; wisecracking is simply...
DOROTHY PARKER Those who have mastered etiquette, who are entirely, impeccably right, would seem to arrive at a poi...
DOROTHY PARKER I never thought that heav'n would lose its blue
And sullen storm-clouds mask the gentle sky; DOROTHY PARKER All those writers who write about their childhood! Gentle God, if I wrote about mine you wouldn't si...
DOROTHY PARKER I shall stay the way I am because I do not give a damn.
DOROTHY PARKER They sicken at the calm that know the storm.
DOROTHY PARKER They sicken of the calm, who knew the storm.
DOROTHY PARKER Good work, Mary. We all knew you had it in you.
DOROTHY PARKER Only Christ could have conceived Christ.
JOSEPH PARKER He'd have given me rolling lands,
Houses of marble, and billowing farms,
Pearls, to trickle ...
DOROTHY PARKER Why is it no one ever sent me yet one perfect limousine, do you suppose? Ah no, it's always just my ...
DOROTHY PARKER Let others laugh when you sacrifice desire to duty, if they will. You have time and eternity to rejo...
THEODORE PARKER Let us do our duty, in our shop in our kitchen, in the market, the street, the office, the school, t...
THEODORE PARKER By the time you swear you're his,
Shivering and sighing,
And he vows his passion is
Infi...
DOROTHY PARKER Out in Hollywood, where the streets are paved with Goldwyn, the word
DOROTHY PARKER They laid their hands upon my head,
They stroked my cheek and brow;
And time could heal a hu...
DOROTHY PARKER Wealth and want equally harden the human heart, like frost and fire both are alien to human flesh.
THEODORE PARKER Money cannot buy health, but I'd settle for a diamond-studded wheelchair.
DOROTHY PARKER Hollywood money isn't money. It's congealed snow, melts in your hand, and there you are.
DOROTHY PARKER I can't talk about Hollywood. It was a horror to me when I was there and it's a horror to look back ...
DOROTHY PARKER Gratitude -- the meanest and most sniveling attribute in the world.
DOROTHY PARKER