Well, I can understand a man perhaps being eccentric enough to want to own a silk hat.

The minute you read something that you can't understand, you can almost be sure that it was drawn up by a lawyer

I never met a man I didn't like

God made man a little lower than the angels, and he has been getting a little lower ever since

A man that don't love a horse, there is something the matter with him.

We always want the best man to win an election. Unfortunately, he never runs.