Well I don't have anything else planned for today, let's get drunk! [Bender]
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IAN WILLIAMSON I don't get to watch Futurama, until it's on TV.
BILLY WEST My fastball was working today, but I was not throwing anything else for strikes.
BRYAN BRAINER If you get drunk today ask yourself why you never got drunk yesterday, and if you got drunk yesterda...
SIMON MASHALLA I don't have a lot of time to speak... but we will speak soon.
DEYTH BANGER Humans don't have any type of interest... HAVING SO MUCH STUFF AROUND THEM AND SO LITTLE INTEREST IN...
DEYTH BANGER Dont wait for anything that will not wait for you.
SARVESH Dont wait for anything that will not wait for you.
-SARVESH The kindness planned for tomorrow doesn't count for today.
SOURCE UNKNOWN My mom has since confirmed that my overeager go-to response - when I was going anywhere or had anyth...
CONNOR FRANTA I have been brought up and trained to have the utmost contempt for people who get drunk.
SIR WINSTON CHURCHILL I have been brought up and trained to have the utmost contempt for people who get drunk.
WINSTON CHURCHILL Distribution of the magazine's first edition is planned for today.
AVIANTO NUGROHO True love is you. You cant love someone else if you dont love yourself.. Get to know yourself.
NERISSA IRVING It was a bad number, and traders don't have anything else important to trade off today.
ARMIN MEKELBURG I hit it pretty well and putted well today. But I'll have to keep shooting low. No one else is going...
DEANE PAPPAS You cant live champagne life,if you cant buy beer.
I DONT KNOW I think (Bender) turned the tide.
MIKE WILTON If you have ever said, "I didn't get anything out of worship today," you worshiped for the wrong rea...
RICK WARREN "As often as you eat this bread and drink this cup".
TODAY anything else?
ANYTHING I still get more mail for that one episode of 'Batman' than just about anything else.
ELI WALLACH I read because I have to. It drives everything else from my mind. It lets me escape to find other wo...
ADELINE YEN MAH They're just other cities. With the type of technology we have today - there's no reason for me to l...
TOBY KEITH You're not well enough for the story they've planned.
ISABELLA BLOW I didn't care about anything. And there's a freedom in apathy, a wild, dizzying liberation on which ...
LIONEL SHRIVER As far as I am concerned, I have never planned anything; I have simply lived, wondering what is goin...
BHAGWAN RAJNEESH As far as I am concerned, I have never planned anything; I have simply lived, wondering what is goin...
BHAGWAN SHREE RAJNEESH I don't always have the stomach muscles I have, and I get cellulite as well like everyone else.
ELISABETTA CANALIS I tell everybody, i'm tired of being jerked around, okay? so lets just not pretend. i don't have fuc...
CHUCK PALAHNIUK Computers get better faster than anything else ever.
ERIK BRYNJOLFSSON Today's kitchen is all about a well-planned space that makes cooking a completely interactive ex...
CANDICE OLSON I guess I get asked more about that game than anything else,
ARCHIE THOMPSON Anything that you dont overcome will eventualy overtake you.
MICHAEL STRONG I guess he's on a different page. I ran well yesterday and I ran well today. I don't know anything a...
RICK ANKIEL Bender [singing]Fry cracked corn and I don't care,Leela cracked corn, I still don't care,Bender crac...
FUTURAMA I said to my agent, 'I want short, sharp, well-paid jobs because I haven't got time for anyt...
BILLIE WHITELAW But I know God has big stuff planned that ultimately doesn't have anything to do with me.
MICHAEL W. SMITH We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their h...
VOLTAIRE The best time to do anything, get drunk, surf, run, take a walk, gamble, make love, get high, watch ...
ROBERT BLACK Cleaning anything involves making something else dirty, but anything can get dirty without something...
LAURENCE J. PETER I collect pictures of adorable puppies on my phone. I have little room for anything else.
CORY MICHAEL SMITH Unique and different is the new generation of beautiful…
You dont have to be like everybody ...
TAYLOR SWIFT Intel's still our main partner. We have not announced anything with AMD and don't have anyth...
KEVIN ROLLINS If you have accomplished all that you have planned for yourself, you have not planned enough
EDWARD EVERETT HALE i want to be the best i can be but when i cant i'll try my best to achieve my goal my goals in life ...
DALLY SALAD If you have accomplished all that you planned for yourself, you have not planned enough.
EDWARD EVERETT HALE Those memories are all I have. I don't have anything else.
DONA STEPHENS When life gives you lemons, say Fuck that i order apples. Dont take anything but apples.
CHRIS MACHADO Yes, I'm an absolute bender!
ROBBIE WILLIAMS i dont like when people say you know when they are in the middle of telling you something to me it g...
DALLY SALAD The event was poorly planned in regard to having student input. The planner could have made it more ...
JIM KLINE I dont have a girlfriend, I have a dog.
BLINK 182 Nonsense! One for...uh, four for...ahhh, lets get some shut eye!
YUKON CORNELIUS You have to find it somewhere. We need to. Either me or him, for us to be successful, we have to get...
BRIAN BUTCH I thought, 'Everything is open for me. I can basically do what I want. Let's see how well I interpre...
JASON LEE I never have anything go wrong. Never have a backache. Never have a headache. Never have anything el...
DAVID H. MURDOCK We have played well for the last month. We played well today.
CARL LANCASTER The kids are just going to relax tomorrow. They're going to the beach tonight and we don't have anyt...
KRIS DOOREY Am I drunk?" he asked Crewcut.
"You're not drunk, Boss," Crewcut replied. "How could a superior...
MO YAN One may as well preach a respectable mythology as anything else.
MRS. HUMPHREY WARD Everybody goes to clinics, to hospitals, to doctors, and so on. Some people go to Planned Parenthood...
JON KYL Bender [singing]
Fry cracked corn and I don't care,
Leela cracked corn, I still don't c...
FUTURAMA Oh no! Not the magnet! [Bender]
FUTURAMA Bite my shiny, metal ass! [Bender]
FUTURAMA I planned so well for my post-'Cosby Show' life that I don't have to make desperate acti...
MALCOLM-JAMAL WARNER Sometimes the best experiences are days when you u dont do anything...
EULLYS "JEWELZ" HINNANT III The fender-bender was induced by the paparazzi, who chased her for 45 minutes,
SCARLETT JOHANSSON The fender-bender was induced by the paparazzi, who chased her for 45 minutes.
MARCEL PARISEAU Acting gives me an adrenalin rush I don't get from anything else.
OLIVER JACKSON-COHEN the thing is you can get used to anything you think you cant you want to die but you dont you cant y...
ELIZABETH SCOTT I had planned on coming back to get clothes for the next day, but I couldn't get in the building. It...
BEN PIERCE Well Larry, lets do this. Lets just push these trees cause I know there is going to be some in this ...
BOB JENSEN Dont interfere with anything in the Constitution. That must be maintained, for it is the only safegu...
ABRAHAM LINCOLN I've gotta get to know her... I should get drunk with her.
SHIRLEY MACLAINE We were trying to get offense going but we couldn't get anything going. We started going poor on our...
MARIAH DUNHAM I love my country more than anything else.
EHUD OLMERT I like any reaction I can get with my music. Just anything to get people to think. I mean if you can...
JIM MORRISON My doctor said I dont use the same side of the brain everyone else uses. lol.. Im insane laawwwwdd ....
NERISSA IRVING Getting stopped for drunk driving in those days might mean that your entire career was over then. No...
MARK GODDARD We're cautiously optimistic that we can get everyone else moving today,
JIM BROWN I'm unqualified for anything else. I'm barely qualified for this.
CATHERINE KEENER By the time I get done with my fans and my music and my kids and my family and my fiance and my hors...
TANYA TUCKER I dont have a crush on anyone easily.
ANUSHKA SHARMA I favor development in a responsible way, where development pays for itself, is well planned and lon...
CARLTON CHRISTENSEN I couldn't have asked for anything more offensively, defensively or pitching-wise. The kids were pre...
KRIS VANCAS I have never known a person to live to be one hundred and be remarkable for anything else.
JOSH BILLINGS You do not need others to validate your self worth, you are single because you hold yourself high, u...
AMELIA.W I have no regrets about launching Salon. For the life of me, I can't imagine doing anything else...
DAVID TALBOT It is time to get drunk! So as not to be the martyred slaves of Time, get drunk; get drunk without s...
CHARLES BAUDELAIRE A lady came up to me one day and said 'Sir! You are drunk', to which I replied 'I am drunk today mad...
WINSTON S. CHURCHILL You should be convinced of the authenticity of what you have, but you must also be humble enough to ...
MITCH ALBOM I like 'Futurama.' That's kind of the only thing that's my sci-fi thing, although I ...
TATIANA MASLANY I planned from about the time I was in my late 20s that I wanted to be retired from working for some...
LEO BURNETT He said he had something planned. He said 'I hope I die today because I don't really like my life.
JEFFERY SWOFFORD She had this house so well-planned.
DAN MCKINNEY I'm convinced that this was well-planned,
ROBERT OAKLEY They want to encourage well-planned economic growth. It sets the table for further development.
BILL PURCELL I have no enemies. I dont permit such a thing.
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