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With this thing I think I could get my jerk-off muscle... DEBRA ANASTASIA I just think, in the playoffs, it's a matter of executing. Every team comes in even and you start th... ED PULTZ MARY ELIZABETH BRADDON RICHELLE MEAD ILONA ANDREWS COLLEEN HOOVER awful plan. On a scale of one ... DEREK LANDY Now, if Peter baptized in the Name of Jesus Christ after Jesus told him to baptize in the name of Fa... REV. WILLIAM MARRION BRANHAM TOBA BETA if one day you feel like crying...ROBERT J. LAVERY RAFAEL NADAL JOHN STEINBECK JANE AUSTEN ILONA ANDREWS I had one proprietor of a struggling bed and breakfast tell me, 'People want a ghost. I have to pay ... JOE NICKELL STEPHEN KING HARPER LEE THOMAS HARDY I said, "The children wanted to know what life was like."GEORGE DAWSON I lied and said I was busy.BRITTIN OAKMAN MELINA MARCHETTA I just spoke with a police director and he said that officers had to beat the people back. ISIDRO RAMOS Now, because they're separate services, consumers have to pay two bills and make two calls to custom... BOB MARSOCCI One Call Plumber Santa Barbara take care to look at the plumbing issue from the inside out, to make ... ONE CALL PLUMBER SANTA BARBARA Well, what did you have for lunch?” I snapped. “Surely that’s not top secret superhero informa... JENNIFER ESTEP PIET HEIN I cannot, for the life of me, remember what we were just conversing about! Alas. I will forever reme... SARA WOLF The Virginia and the Georgia jobs were coming open, which one did I think ... I said, 'Well, the Vir... MARK RICHT Then Albie reached into his pocket and pulled out one shiny Jonathan apple.BILL KONIGSBERG DR. SEUSS DANIEL QUINN ALFRED LORD TENNYSON FREDRIK BACKMAN Closed eyes, heart not beating, but a living love. AVIS COREA SUSAN CAIN MAGGIE STIEFVATER DAN BENNETT Questions, I've got some questionsJACK JOHNSON MEGAN WHALEN TURNER RACHEL CAINE I've always dreamed that George Lucas would call me one day and ask me to be in one of the '... MING-NA WEN 'I am,' I saidNEIL DIAMOND At some point, I would just love to sit down and have a conversation with him and say 'Bruce, what h... BILL WARGO BILL MAHER HARPER LEE I think theatricality is just one way of performing. I don't think it's a better way or the ... ADAM LAMBERT
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More ghosts have been created in bedrooms than anywhere else. 
She’s just a little faint,” I reassured Mrs. Hammond. “They’re blood typing in biology.”
There is a plain under a dim sky. It is covered with gentle rolling curves that might remind you of ... 
I think last year I disconnected with him. I think it's important that George and I talk on a regula... 
Some people's glasses are half full. I'm the one drinking them. 
The king nodded. “What are the priests doing about this?” he said.
I think the mistake a lot of people make with new media is they just focus on one thing. But any one... 
No one is too busy to pick up the phone, to make a one-minute phone call. No matter how busy they sa... 
Okay," I said. "Just a normal afternoon and two normal people."
Bhulaney ke liay bhi tujhy yaad tu kerna hoga,
You know,' I whispered, 'some girls might think it's creepy having a boy watch them sleep.'
I told myself that some families we get without asking, while others we choose. 
What I feel is that if one has got to have a murder actually happening in one's house, one might as ... 
With all due respect," Christopher muttered, "this conversation is leading nowhere. At least one of ... 
The others can’t see me,” said the little ghost.
I don't even know what it means to be Korean..." he said.
Shivers heaved out a sigh. “Just trying to make tomorrow that bit better than today is all. I’m ... 
Hermione, if Harry’s seen a Grim, that’s — that’s bad,” he said.
You're the one with almost an MBA," Barry, the short balding one, said to Lash.
Be careful... What the dude said, ain’t it? ... One lived in the woods and didn’t pay his taxes.... 
One must always be careful of books,' said Tessa, 'and what is inside them, for words have the power... 
Hey, do you know what you call a blond with a brain?" I asked, and the continued on the same breath,... 
So fast you couldn't realise it, from one face to another - that's called an actor. Then what happen... 
You seem to have quite a taste for discussing these horrible subjects," she said, rather scornfully;... 
That's a dangerous look," said Dimitri, giving me a brief glance before returning his eyes to the ro... 
And I meant to tell you: that was a one-in-a-thousand shot."
It’s midnight!” he says frantically, slapping at the door. “Call her. Call your roommate!”
Can I just point something out?" Fletcher asked. "That is an awful plan. On a scale of one ... 
A skeptical man with a credo, 'Seeing is believing'. 
My motivation is tomorrow, just one day at a time, right? 
Lennie rolled off the bunk and stood up, and the two of them started for the door. Just as they reac... 
My idea of good company...is the company of clever, well-informed people, who have a great deal of c... 
Doode," George said.
For readers, one of life’s most electrifying discoveries is that they are readers—not just capab... 
I think there's just one kind of folks. Folks. 
Well, here I am, just come home; a fellow gone to the bad; though I had the best intentions in the w... 
Guess what?' Fitz said.
WHAT PEOPLE MAY THINK
I meant what I said, and I said what I meant.
The world of the Takers is one vast prison, and except for a handful of Leavers scattered across the... 
One still strong man in a blatant land,
The mightiest power of death is not that it can make people die, but that it can make the people you... 
Consider that the simplest social interactions between two people requires performing an astonishing... 
You can be just friends with people, you know," Orla said. "I think it's crazy how you're in love wi... 
He (Rodriguez) stabbed one of the men, and he reported to police he was the victim. The co-defendant... 
Why did you come if not to murder my king?"
Eve said, in a high, squeaky, airless voice, “The ghost! You’re the ghost Miranda was talking ab... 
The Clinton White House today said they would start to give national security and intelligence brief... 
I was not so sure, but Jem told me I was being a girl, that girls always imagined things, that’s w... 
If your ship doesn't come in, swim out to it. 
I love improvisation. You can't blame it on the writers. You can't blame it on direction. Yo... 
These people are real to me, and situations keep coming up where their emergence feels natural. It&#... 
One person's car is another person's scenery. 
Some years ago there was a study to discover the most stressful occupation. It turned out not to be ... 
When we look at the flowers, we suddenly forget so many important things. We forget that all flowers... 
My dad started taking me to Winnipeg games when I was 3 or 4. As a kid, I loved Wayne Gretzky, and I... 
I think whenever anyone asked me why I wanted to be a hockey player, that's where it all started... 
Which European leader today would not relish the wonder-working powers of a Moses? Budget deficit? U... 
The build-up of personal and collective debt in America and Europe should have sent warning signals ... 
If you grow up in the South Bronx today or in south-central Los Angeles or Pittsburgh or Philadelphi... 
Promises and Pye-Crusts, are made to be broken. 
Morality binds and blinds. It binds us into teams... but thereby makes us go blind to objective real... 
Necessity is the mother of invention, it is true, but its father is creativity, and knowledge is the... 
The Viennese wash everything. Where else in the world does the government hire public servants to wa... 
Since our technology is really just an extension of ourselves, we don’t have to have contempt for ... 
I beg people not to accept the seasonal ritual of well-timed charity on Christmas Eve. It's blas... 
Real love is always chaotic. You lose control; you lose perspective. You lose the ability to protect... 
Everyone always wants to know how you can tell when it's true love, and the answer is this: when the... 
Your language indicates──and limits──what you think. 
Necessity is the mother of invention, it is true -- but it's father is creativity, and knowledge is ... 
What makes literature interesting is that it does not survive its translation. The characters in a n... 
Living in cities is an art, and we need the vocabulary of art, of style, to describe the peculiar re... 