Well, I was referring to the spider more than the aftermath,

It is regrettable that we could not find the audience that that show deserved.

We're gearing these crimes to almost be popcorn-ish,

We're not talking about a news show, so I think there's a bit of a difference. I think news talks about true life- and-death situations for citizens and we're talking about a piece of entertainment. All that being said, we're not making light of the allegations.

Gandalf! I thought you were dead! But then I thought I was dead myself. Is everything sad going to come untrue? What's happened to the world?"
A great Shadow has departed," said Gandalf, and then he laughed and the sound was like music, or like water in a parched land; and as he listened the thought came to Sam that he had not heard laughter, the pure sound of merriment, for days upon days without count.

There are three things, and three things only, that can lift the pain of mortality and ease the ravages of life. These are wine, women and song.