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Well, my wife and I were married in a toilet - it was a marriage of convenience!


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TOMMY MADDOX a hammer and an anvil.
TOMMY FRANKS Chan Ho had a great career and was the exemplification of class, dignity and character.
TOMMY LASORDA The GRAMMY was a huge deal. It's the height of any musical career.
TOMMY CHONG I've never used one word of profanity in front of my wife, or my daughter, or my granddaughter.....
TOMMY LASORDA I don't need material things like gold and platinum records on my wall, Grammys or Hall Of Fame ...
TOMMY LEE I did the marching band all throughout junior high and high school. Music was one of my favorite thi...
TOMMY LEE One of my favorite things in the world is to be seeing two people that are really old, still holding...
TOMMY LEE I think we focused on this game more than Tuesday (a narrow 70-68 win over Avinger). We were almost ...
TOMMY BLEEKER I was about sixteen when I discovered that music could get you laid, so I got into music boy, didn&#...
TOMMY CHONG I, for one, begin with intent. There is no question that, Saddam Hussein had intent to do harm to th...
TOMMY FRANKS It's a very sad day for people like myself who loved him to bits. The only thing was he should have ...
TOMMY DOCHERTY Personally, I am very, very sorry we have come to this. I suppose it is another sign of the times.
TOMMY DOCHERTY Football wasn't meant to be run by linesmen and air traffic control.
TOMMY DOCHERTY I've always said there's a place for the press but they haven't dug it yet.
TOMMY DOCHERTY I said to myself, where are we living? In the United States of America where you're innocent unt...
TOMMY BOND I tend to pick objectives that I feel are safe because I know that, in the moment, I always go for i...
TOMMY CALDWELL Liz did a great job pitching and she didn't give up a lot of hits. (The Hawks) just put back-to-back...
TOMMY RAMOS The first record was basically a quick, fast record. The second record, we were going for more of a ...
TOMMY RAMONE The Western world, the free world, loses what it cherishes most, and that is freedom and liberty we&...
TOMMY FRANKS [For his part, retired Gen. Tommy Franks, who has been speaking out as a Bush surrogate, has an op-e...
TOMMY FRANKS I don't know how many touchdown passes (Whitehurst) threw last year, ... But I bet you by the end of...
TOMMY BOWDEN We have access to 1.2 million doses of vaccine,
TOMMY THOMPSON You wait till you see that Dominican team. You wait till you see Puerto Rico. You wait till you see ...
TOMMY LASORDA We got the game plan in. All we are doing is polishing it and working on special teams. We had a lit...
TOMMY TUBERVILLE If I'm a voter, I throw a bumper sticker in the trash. That car, I'm doing to put on my desk.
TOMMY WEST When a song gets its legs and begins to come to me, this is the euphoric hook that keeps me wanting ...
TOMMY SHAW Ben was a little different. Sometimes you wonder about homesickness, but he's really handled it well...
TOMMY TUBERVILLE [Auburn coach Tommy Tuberville, whose team finished No. 2 in the final polls last season, says he co...
TOMMY TUBERVILLE We'll play when we get there, I guess. It's not our fault that we can't get down there. You'd love i...
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