Well we are monkeys, only our eeks and ahhs sound like P's and Q's

Life. It works better if your already smart.

Why can't I think as well as I can see?

I think, I am a thought, that can think. The most basic and at the same time the biggest thought possible is consciousness. Is consciousness conscious of itself a thinking thought?

I don't want to have an opinion anymore. I can't please everyone, isn't that what they're for?

It sounds like I'm already dead, I just don't know it yet.