Well we're waiting here in Allentown, For the Pennsylvania we never found, For the promises our teachers gave, If we worked hard, If we behaved... So the graduations hang on the wall, But they never really helped us at all, No they never taught us what was real, Iron and coke, And chromium steel, And we're waiting here in Allentown... But they've taken all the coal from the ground, And the union people crawled away...
Billy Joel
Related So are we lost or do we know Which direction we should go Sit around and wait for someone ... LOST PROPHETS We were talking about the space between us all And the people who hide themselves behind a wall... GEORGE HARRISON A Litany for Survival For those of us who live at the shoreline standing upon... AUDRE LORDE All this waiting. Waiting for the rain to stop. Waiting in traffic. Waiting for the... KAMAND KOJOURI Fireflies in the Garden By Robert Frost 1874–1963 Here come real stars to fill th... ROBERT FROST The planes were hijacked, the buildings fell, and thousands of lives were lost nearly a thousand mil... TOM HARKIN Wish You Were Here So, so you think you can tell Heaven from Hell, Blue skys... ROGER WATERS If we can forgive what has been done to us . . . If we can forgive what we've done to oth... CHUCK PALAHNIUK What We Want What we want is never simple. We move among the things LINDA PASTAN The land was ours before we were the lands.
She was our land more than a hundred years
Bef... ROBERT FROST Somebody Give us a story Narrate all the places That we’ll never see Give us a... CHARLOTTE WESSELS And I loved you I loved you so There were times I forgot to breathe Waiting ... VERONIKA JENSEN They want us to be afraid. They want us to be afraid of leaving our homes. They want us ... KAMAND KOJOURI There is a desire within each of us, in the deep center of ourselves that we call our hea... GERALD G. MAY Never give all the heart, for love Will hardly seem worth thinking of To passionate women ... W.B. YEATS Hello," Life says, "Remember me? We started out together here When you were just a bundle<... JACOB NORDBY From birth to death and further on As we were born and introduced into this world, W... VIRGIL KALYANA MITTATA IORDACHE If "If freckles were lovely, and day was night, And measles were nice and a... E.E. CUMMINGS you say we were never meant for this vowed life, golden bands of only us, and death BETH MOREY Lately I can't help wanting us to be like other people. For example, if I were a smoker, DEBORAH GARRISON So many likes and retweets for having the "GUTS" to say what every- one thinks ... ANDY CARRINGTON I KNEW IT WAS OVER when tonight you couldn't make the phone ring when you use... DAPHNE GOTTLIEB I never named anything I've written before no reason to since it would all have the s... ALLY CONDIE AFTER SCHOOL SPECIAL Dear Mr. Schneider, I attended your elementary Schoo... SUZY KASSEM soulsThat we might break these molds And free our restless souls Start to believe Tha... DAVID GRAY In peace we play and freedom ring, Now let us enjoy a mantra to sing, Down here we know ... ANA CLAUDIA ANTUNES Wish You Were Here" So, so you think you can tell Heaven from Hell, blue skies from pain.... PINK FLOYD We are broken. Our ways are apart. Still we laugh together and taunt. We fight and get hur... IRFA ADAM We must be willing to get rid of the life we’ve planned, so as to have the life that is ... JOSEPH CAMPBELL when we were kids laying around the lawn on our bellies we often talked CHARLES BUKOWSKI Toys tossed on the floor Hand prints on the wall Slamming of the door And footsteps down t... GLORIA BABB Little sister don't you worry about a thing today Take the heat from the sun Little sister... U2 When Great Trees Fall When great trees fall, rocks on distant hills shudder, li... MAYA ANGELOU They can take tomorrow and the plans we made They can take the music that we'll never play LEONA LEWIS NEVER GIVE UP No matter what is going on Never give up Develop the heart Too muc... DALAI LAMA XIV and when love came to us twice and lied to us twice we decided to never love again CHARLES BUKOWSKI Dark house, by which once more I stand Here in the long unlovely street, Doors, where my h... ALFRED TENNYSON Why We Tell Stories I Because we used to have leaves and on damp days ... LISEL MUELLER Socrates: So even our walks are dangerous here. But you seem to have avoided the most dangerous thin... PETER KREEFT the one who will jolt awake all the unwritten the unsung and the unlived i... SANOBER KHAN If we were not so single-minded about keeping our lives moving and for once could do nothi... PABLO NERUDA It seemed my whole life was composed of these disjointed fractions of time, hanging around... DONNA TARTT For there is no such thing: Right person at the right time! Instead with the right team,... ANA CLAUDIA ANTUNES If we have never sought, we seek Thee now; Thine eyes burn through the dark, our only stars; EDWARD SHILLITO "Conversation" God and I in space alone . . . and nobody else in view . . . "And wh... ELLA WHEELER WILCOX I was only a child when I learned how to fly I wanted to touch the colors of... TIFFANIE DEBARTOLO All good people agree, And all good people say, All nice people, like Us, are We An... RUDYARD KIPLING Never say I love you If you really don't care. Never talk about feelings If they... ANON. I close my eyes Only for a moment, then the moment's gone All my dreams Pass be... KANSAS (BAND) At our age the imagination across the sorry facts lifts us to make roses stan... WILLIAM CARLOS WILLIAMS It started when we were little kids. Free spirits, but already tormented by our own hands<... ANTHONY KIEDIS Glossa Time goes by, time comes along, All is old and all is new; What is righ... MIHAI EMINESCU I had no idea what humans were capable of. I heard they were crafty, but how are they able to do suc... PATRICK JENNINGS While walking in a toy store The day before today, I overheard a Crayon Box With many thin... ANON. We're just two lost souls Swimming in a fish bowl, Year after year, Running over t... ROGER WATERS THE UNFORGIVEN Tell me if you've ever had to deal with these kinds of people: ... SUZY KASSEM Where do all the memories go, the ones we hide away with lock & AMANDA LOVELACE The Clock on the Morning Lenape Building Must Clocks be circles? Time is not a circl... JERRY SPINELLI There was a very cautious man Who never laughed or played He never risked, he never tried,... JOHN C. MAXWELL Are you, are you Coming to the tree They strung up a man They say who murdered thr... SUZANNE COLLINS This world that was our home for a brief spell never brought us anything but pai... OMAR KHAYYáM Stages As every flower fades and as all youth Departs, so life at every ... HERMANN HESSE The dead do not need aspirin or sorrow, I suppose. but they might need rain... CHARLES BUKOWSKI ... You are here again, so realistic, just, the golden dawn takes you away ZORICA SAVRON The Sunlight on the Garden The sunlight on the garden Hardens and grows cold, W... LOUIS MACNEICE The Doors The End This is the end, beautiful friend This is the end, my ... JIM MORRISON I sit beside the fire and think Of all that I have seen Of meadow flowers and butterflies... J.R.R. TOLKIEN When it comes to death, we know that laughter and tears are pretty much the same thing. A... SHERMAN ALEXIE I AM CONVINCED I am convinced That if all mankind Could only gather together LEONARD NIMOY American Wedding In america, I place my ring on your cock where it belon... ESSEX HEMPHILL I write poetry, worry, smile, laugh sleep continue for a while just like most of... CHARLES BUKOWSKI What if dragons breathed bubbles and purred when they cuddled and giggled at chivalrous ... RICHELLE E. GOODRICH We're always contradicting ourselves. We want people to tell us apart.... ...yet we don't ... BISCO HATORI there is a place in the heart that will never be filled a space and even ... CHARLES BUKOWSKI The Prologue to TERRITORY LOST "Of cats' first disobedience, and the height O... HENRY N. BEARD My blood was boiling, which is not a good thing for a coldblood. Dracula was dead. Rex was dyin... PATRICK JENNINGS This is Just to Say I have eaten the plums that were in the icebox... WILLIAM CARLOS WILLIAMS We were told that if we didn't [contribute], they were going to have to do without the bleachers and... CAROL PAGE The Pretender Keep you in the dark you know they all pretend Keep you in the dark an... FOO FIGHTERS What are we waiting for, assembled in the forum? The barbarians are due here today. Why is... CONSTANTINOS P. CAVAFIS Heartland Now that we’ve given our hearts away With the bric-a-brac, we want them... LISEL MUELLER Take bread away from me, if you wish, take air away, but do not take from me your laughter... PABLO NERUDA When Hitler marched across the Rhine To take the land of France, La dame de fer deci... E.A. BUCCHIANERI We, unaccustomed to courage exiles from delight live coiled in shells of loneliness u... MAYA ANGELOU But suppose the endlessly dead were to wake in us some emblem: they might point to the ca... RAINER MARIA RILKE The Bear and the Maiden Fair A bear there was, a bear, a bear! All black and b... GEORGE R.R. MARTIN There is freedom waiting for you, On the breezes of the sky, And you ask "What if I fall?"... ERIN HANSON If we shadows have offended, Think but this, and all is mended, That you have but slumber... WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE Yawn... I believe that I love sleep much more than anybody I’ve ever met. CHARLES BUKOWSKI In the beginning we were a group of nine. Three are gone, dead. There are six of us ... PITTACUS LORE And no matter what closet we were thrown in, up what river we were sold for an emb... KRISTEN HENDERSON THIS IS WHY He will never be given to wonder much if he was the mouth for some cruel... MICHAEL RYAN The smile upon my lips,
It will surely never die
As I'm waiting here for you
FREIDA MARTINEZ Well, what we know Is not what they tell us We're not ignorant, I mean it, And they j... BOB MARLEY The greatest thinkers have attempted to find who we are where we come from a... KAMAND KOJOURI If I were a cinnamon peeler I would ride your bed and leave the yellow bark dust on y... MICHAEL ONDAATJE alone with everybody the flesh covers the bone and they put a mind in the... CHARLES BUKOWSKI I drove by all the places we used to hang out getting wasted I thought about our last kiss, how... 5 SECONDS OF SUMMER Our bodies knock and we pretend like we can't hear They knock to tell us to ... MALEBO SEPHODI Just looking at them I grow greedy, as if they were freshly baked loaves waiting on t... LINDA PASTAN
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