We’re all geniuses. Life is merely overpopulated with singers who play drums, and, drummers who sing, to pay rent.

12% of people marry because they are completely in love. 88% of people marry just so they are then liable for only half of their rent.

The employed are punished by having to do what they do not love. The self-employed are punished by the opposite.

Rich people read their bills. Poor people dread theirs.

To put an arrogant 'famous' singer in her place: pretend to be deaf.

The reason that man is seldom satisfied with his salary is that when it increases, he increases his expenses.