We're awaiting a news conference at the bottom of the hour. New York City Police-

In New York City we need police officers to protect even the dead.

We are very saddened by the news that a patriot and a police officer has paid the ultimate price for serving his country,

We never intended any major news outlet to take this seriously. It was an April Fool's joke.

This is the future in New York City as far as the police department is concerned. They now believe that in the name of terrorism they can search anyone without suspicion.

The suits love their numbers, Malone thinks. This new management breed of cops are like the sabermetrics baseball people. They believe the numbers say it all, and when the numbers don't say what they want them to, they massage them like Koreans on Eighth Avenue until they get a happy ending.