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We're calling it more of a promenade than a parade. We're going around in circles in the parking lot. We'll briefly be on Minidoka and 5th, but then we'll go back around. It's not how far you go, it's how many miles you put on.


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DAVE GROHL When there's so much left to do, why spend your time focusing on things you've already done,...
DAVE GROHL There's always gonna be rock n' roll bands, there's always gonna be kids that love rock ...
DAVE GROHL If there's one thing I'm good at, it's gathering people together to do something fun.
DAVE GROHL Guilt is cancer. Guilt will confine you, torture you, destroy you as an artist. It's a black wal...
DAVE GROHL My children were taught at an early age how money works and that it comes from hard work. They'v...
DAVE RAMSEY You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.
DAVE BARRY Geographically, Ireland is a medium-sized rural island that is slowly but steadily being consumed by...
DAVE BARRY I care about what the fans feel.
DAVE MUSTAINE One of my first records that I heard was 'Wish You Were Here' by Pink Floyd.
DAVE MUSTAINE I am interested in politics.
DAVE MUSTAINE I didn't like the way I was let go from Metallica.
DAVE MUSTAINE Penelope Spheeris is a wonderful lady.
DAVE MUSTAINE My mom and dad got divorced when I was very young, and growing up in a family where the head of the ...
DAVE MUSTAINE I've never believed in singing about Satan and thinking he's cool, because he's not.
DAVE MUSTAINE Well, the stuff that I liked growing up was AC/DC, Led Zeppelin, but I also liked the Beatles and gu...
DAVE MUSTAINE Playing live is basically just hyperactivity and a certain sense of enchantment that I deliver to th...
DAVE MUSTAINE Next thing you know they'll take your thoughts away.
DAVE MUSTAINE No, I care more about what God knows than what man says.
DAVE MUSTAINE The guitar influence that affected my songwriting came from the New Wave of British Heavy Metal.
DAVE MUSTAINE Megadeth doesn't sound anything like Metallica.
DAVE MUSTAINE I was always the new kid in school, I'm the kid from a broken family, I'm the kid who had no...
DAVE MUSTAINE Megadeth is a legend, and I'm not gonna cheapen it like some of these bands that keep going long...
DAVE MUSTAINE I like jazz, but I could never play it. You just sit there with a guitar the size of a Chevy on your...
DAVE MUSTAINE I guess because I had such a horrible life growing up, going from place to place not knowing what I ...
DAVE MUSTAINE My guitar was a loyal person to me.
DAVE MUSTAINE