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Sam Farr

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NEIL ARMSTRONG I was elated, ecstatic and extremely surprised that we were successful.
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NORV TURNER I'm elated, just elated. I thought there would be one bill or another but not both.
JACKIE YOUNG The Indians were well mounted and felt proud and elated because they had been made United States sol...
BUFFALO BILL We were elated. This has been a very emotional time for us all. We're just glad it's over.
BOB PERRY Sam liked to get out and run with my neighbor's dogs. All of the dogs were poisoned. Sam didn't make...
COADY HAGA I'm very, very elated that I came out and skated well. It was lovely, really.
JOHNNY WEIR We are elated to be here.
DAVID ARDOIN I'm elated, just relieved it's all over,
BEN AINSLIE We were guided by Sam Dash, who had very strong views on that.
KEN STARR We're elated. We're elated for the kids and we're elated for the Central family. We have the utmost ...
GREGG BAHEN Obviously, we are elated that Nicholas is safe,
BOB DOYLE We were very impressed by Sam both as a person and as a businessman.
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CHUCK LESHER I'm very, very, very excited. Very, very elated. Lovely, really.
JOHNNY WEIR We are just elated. We've worked so hard for so long.
SUELLEN REED I thought I would be elated but I wasn't.
ABRAHAM SCOTT We're absolutely elated that the case is still alive.
BARBARA LYONS I don't feel depressed. I feel elated.
RICHARD DAWKINS We are elated. It was the right decision all along.
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DR. SEUSS The city and province were given up to anarchy; the coloured people, elated with victory, proclaimed...
HENRY WALTER BATES We were elated to see him get that. Chris felt bad about his (final) match, felt he could've played ...
RICK DUKESHIER Sam was throwing fastballs up in the zone, so they were hitting fastballs all over the place.
TAMMY OLSON I thought he showed he was ready. We were fortunate to have athletic safeties like Sam Brandon.
LENNY WALLS Never elated when someone's oppressed, never dejected when another one's blessed.
ALEXANDER POPE Never elated while one man's oppress'd; Never dejected while another's blessed.
ALEXANDER POPE We're exceptionally gratified, ... I think it's fair to say we're elated.
ED RENDELL We're elated to get him with a sixth-round draft pick.
DOUG BERRY I feel elated, most grateful that no one else was hurt.
JAYNE HAWKINS Everyone at Adam & Eve is just elated with the success of Pirates.
BRIAN GROSS We were all elated. She came up onto the infield and told me and some teammates and it wasn't before...
ERROL LOGUE It's long overdue. I couldn't be more elated. He's getting his long-deserved recognition.
DAVID MORTON She would tuck Sam into her heart, a bright light for her to take out whenever things were darkest.
SARAH J. MAAS Sam: I burst my ear drum today Jacob: how? Sam: sitting in an old peoples cafe Jacob: What? Sam: oh ...
LIVVY ANDERSON We are absolutely elated that they are going to take up our case.
BARBARA LYONS My wife and I are elated. I'll be even happier when they return.
DAVID ALGER Whether touched by happiness or sorrow wise people never appear elated or depressed.
FRIEDRICH MAX MULLER He ran exceptionally well, we're elated and it's a big achievement for athletics.
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LINDA GOLODNER Sam screamed the fun scream, and there it was. Downtown lights on buildings and everything that make...
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AUSONIUS If fortune favors you do not be elated; if she frowns do not despond.
AUSONIUS AUSONIUS I will not be discouraged by failure; I will not be elated by success.
JOSEPH BARBER LIGHTFOOT God's good. God is good. I didn't think it would happen (but) I'm elated.
JEFF WOOD Sam is there, Sam has been playing well, he has been doing great in camp.
LATRELL SPREWELL It's over, Sam. Finally."
"Yeah," he said. "I guess it is."
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Meg: "That's ironic be...
CYNTHIA HAND The biggest challenge is that Sam and Dave are perfectionists. Really trying to satisfy their expect...
RANDY RANDOLPH I said uselessly, "Sam, don't go."

Sam cupped my face in his hands and looked me in the e...
MAGGIE STIEFVATER I'm just elated. I hoped, but I didn't think I'd really be able to do that.
AARON PEIRSOL People in there are always trying to rob Sam. Sam has called police a whole bunch of times.
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P. ANASTASIA We've grown a lot quicker than we expected. We're elated about that, but we have work to do.
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JOE TORRE It seems I can go from elated, embarrassed, angry, and back to embarrassed in four comments flat.
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“What kind?”
“A pine. B...
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MAGGIE STIEFVATER If I can introduce someone to something new, as is constantly happening to me, then I am elated.
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ABU BAKR Our expectations were pretty high. Chad was going to be a scorer, and Sam worked hard in the weight ...
CHRIS WHITE There was only one Sam Hodges.
BOB FISHER Thanks to Sam, I was immortal.
JODI MEADOWS I remember being intrigued by the idea of school-in-a-box, just-add-water-and-Sam.
MAGGIE STIEFVATER Because you know that's not how you want it to end. You know I'd love to have you with me, and it wi...
MAGGIE STIEFVATER Okay, time in. I can yell at whoever I want!”
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T.J. KLUNE I fell in love with Ryan, you got jealous, then I fell out of love with him because he seemed needy,...
T.J. KLUNE Too bad you’re like my older sister. We could have been something special.”
I narrowed my e...
T.J. KLUNE He has wet dreams and moans dirty things about chest hair.”
“That was one time.” Okay, mo...
T.J. KLUNE Today has been so weird,” I side-whispered to Gary.
“I think the word you’re looking for...
T.J. KLUNE The unicorn stared at him. Then, “Gary.” “Your name is Gary,” Sam said. “Yes.” “Ah. Th...
T.J. KLUNE Honey bear,” the unicorn said. “You are the gayest thing I’ve seen since I last saw my own ref...
T.J. KLUNE I don’t have time for all the relations and courting and wooing bullshit,” I said. “I’m a wi...
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