Were it not for frustration and humiliation
I suppose the human race would get ideas above its station.

Oh no." Lorelai pulled her hand from Kol's, her skin prickling with heat from absolute humiliation. Maybe if she prayed hard enough, the forest floor would open up and swallow her. If there was any justice in the world, it would swallow Leo too.

Life is not having been told that the man has just waxed the floor.

Stuyvesant chats with Kelly and Katz, The professor warms to the broker, And life is good in the brotherhood Of an air-conditioned smoker

Blushing is the most peculiar and most human of all expressions.

Life is sobs, sniffles, and smiles, with sniffles predominating.