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We're not so short-sighted to think there's no adjustment needed (for the new umpires); of course there is. But there's a tremendous reservoir of umpires beyond the 28 we have normally.


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FLORENCE KING No one can tell what goes on in between the person you were and the person you become. No one can ch...
STEPHEN KING Chinks in America's egalitarian armor are not hard to find. Democracy is the fig leaf of elitism.
FLORENCE KING His heart had been broken. And now all these years later, it seemed to him that the most horrible f...
STEPHEN KING The vitamin has been reified. A chemical intangible originally defined as a unit of nutritive value,...
FLORENCE KING Love didn't grow very well in place where there was only fear, just as plants didn't grow very well ...
STEPHEN KING Owning your own home is America's unique recipe for avoiding revolution and promoting pseudo-equalit...
FLORENCE KING Only enemies speak the truth. Friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web of duty.
STEPHEN KING The proliferation of support groups suggests to me that too many Americans are growing up in homes t...
FLORENCE KING Time has lost all meaning in that nightmare alley of the Western world known as the American mind. W...
FLORENCE KING I'm the worst person to be stuck with in a traffic jam.
LARRY KING I'll always remember this as the night that Michael Jordan and I combined for 70 points.
STACEY KING Self-help books are making life downright unsafe. Women desperate to catch a man practice all the pl...
FLORENCE KING Actually, this seems to be the basic need of the human heart in nearly every great crisis - a good h...
ALEXANDER KING