We're the devil, and they want us out.

I could have a forest of papers they've left for me. It's a lot of work over nothing.

A guy pulled up and asked where I was going. I didn't feel like I had to tell him, so he threatened to call the cops.

When we do ill the Devil tempteth us; when we do nothing, we tempt him

Heaven sends us good meat, but the Devil sends cooks.

Only the devil and I know the whereabouts of my treasure, and the one of us who lives the longest should take it all.