Were you born stupid, Heinrich, or did you have to study?

Dorcas, you already reek like a Marseilles cat house; don't wheedle Mike for more stinkum.

Climate is what you expect, weather is what you get.

Daughters can spend ten percent more than a man can make in any usual occupation. That’s a law of nature, to be known henceforth as ‘Harshaw’s Law.

You have to give an editor something to change, or he gets frustrated. After he pees in it himself, he likes the flavor much better, so he buys it.

Women talk when they want to. Or don't.