We've got to get in there and spruce everything up.

A lot of people have said a lot of great things about Steve Jobs. And for good reason: he built the world's second-most valuable company, with billions in profits and products that have improved every aspect of our lives. But Steve didn't get there by being a soft, fluffy, Kumbaya-type leader.

If I were the president of the United States, I would make unions illegal. They no longer serve a functional purpose in democracy, in my view.

There are a lot of idiot fund managers out there who add no value to the process at all.

I couldn't get up that high. If we can start getting centre-halves who are a threat in both areas it will be a bonus.

Once in a while, I see my fellow TV investors praise a business just because they like the entrepreneur behind it. That kind of thinking might make you feel warm and fuzzy inside - but let's get back to reality.