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ADRIEN BRODY Procrastination is not the problem. It is the solution.

Procrastinate now, don’t put it...
ELLEN DEGENERES I think Ellen DeGeneres is just hysterical.
PAUL RUDD We'll go see some theater, and we'll hang out and do some stuff there. We'll go to clubs, ... Ellen ...
ELLEN DEGENERES The mainstream needs Ellen DeGeneres and Rosie O'Donnell. The mainstream needs RuPaul.
BILLY EICHNER When I was a kid, Ellen DeGeneres and Rosie O'Donnell were mere blips on the gaydar; and they we...
BETH DITTO As our market shifts and becomes more moderate, we need to maximize our strengths in selling and mak...
BARB JANDRIC We were thinking defensively. When the ball would shift possession, we were still thinking defensive...
AMY LITTERAL Things will get easier, people's minds will change, and you should be alive to see it.
ELLEN DEGENERES We're just kind of leaving our options open, ... It's a matter of either developing the land or sell...
LINDA HALL Selling is something we do for our clients - not to our clients.
ZIG ZIGLAR It's not being marketed as a gay show by a gay person. It's just Ellen DeGeneres.
KYAN DOUGLAS They were up in our face. They just didn't let go.
MATT COHEN The Ellen DeGeneres show called, and they are interested in Ian. We didn't expect anything like that...
IAN GILCHRIST Our agents then began to pick up the bundles and that's when they heard shots being fired at them. T...
LU MAHEDA Because maybe, in a way, we didn't leave it behind nearly as much as we might once have thought. Bec...
KAZUO ISHIGURO Who knows, it could have been Hillary Clinton herself, doing a Freudian slip during a commercial bre...
BRIAN DONAHUE Who knows, it could have been Hillary Clinton herself, doing a Freudian slip during a commercial bre...
BRIAN DONAHUE We were glad to spend the time and effort on behalf of our agents for the opportunity to learn from ...
BOB HAMILTON We were longing for a church on our side of town,
BRIAN WELLS I was doing stand-up at a restaurant and there was a chalkboard on the street out front. It said, So...
ELLEN DEGENERES I was doing stand-up at a restaurant and there was a chalkboard on the street out front. It said, ''...
ELLEN DEGENERES Weve included features that werent in the original proposal, ... Our concentration before was on the...
CARLOS MARIN I was one of two Jewish kids in my school. We were probably one of two Jewish families in our town.
MICHAEL LYNTON I thought there were a couple of calls that were close ... but didn't go our way. But I thought that...
BRENT DUGAN We have achieved our leadership position in the teleservices industry by committing to continual dev...
CHARLIE ANDERSON One more hit of crack cocaine on these earnings. I felt we were so addicted to our quarterly earning...
KENNETH RICE [The two young actresses bonded, both on and off camera.] We let all of our flaws go, ... We let go ...
ANGELINA JOLIE For us, it's like you just built a new house, and you're leaving a house that never quite fit. And w...
PRINCIPAL MARY MCCONNELL As we free our breath (through diaphragmatic breathing) we relax our emotions and let go our body te...
GAY HENDRICKS We'll come out hard and let the chips fall where they may. There is no quit in our guys.
DAVE PUGLIESE It's good to let businesses see us express our professional side; we're really not selling anything,
CHARLES SNYDER Our house is damaged, but we could still stay here. But we're leaving. I can't take it anymore.
ALLEN MILLER We literally had thousands of people coming in and out of our house. Everyone remembers her gracious...
KATHY HENDRICKS We were in trouble at times, and yet our kids never quit. We got some big stops and I thought we pla...
DAN STOLZ In September, 6 of the 10 top-selling items on Amazon.com were from our electronics store.
JEFF BEZOS My father was never anti-anything in our house.
ERROL FLYNN I was a big Jay Leno fan, so I was sorry to see him go. But my number one person that I watch, she&#...
MEGYN KELLY Of course we are afraid. But this is our duty. For the sake of the next generation, our country and ...
ABDUL HAKIM KHAN Late one afternoon when returning from town we were met by a few women and children who told us that...
GERONIMO I called it then, but our guys didn't get the signal. They were leaving both of our stingers uncover...
JIM LEAVITT We can't go into town and buy clothes, so we supply that for our people,
HENRY MILLER We protested and appealed to let our cameras in, but Scalia won and we were kept out, ... Albany is ...
BRIAN LAMB We knew they were not going to quit. We're all playing for our lives at this point, so we knew they ...
MIKE ADRAS Recognizing a problem may help us to understand and solve a problem. Rather than lying down and sell...
ERIK PEVERNAGIE We become full human agents, capable of understanding ourselves, and hence of defining our identity,...
CHARLES TAYLOR It's been interesting, in a little bit less than nine months weve gone from trying to convince peopl...
JOHN HOGAN We were all delighted, we all realized we were leaving confusion and nonsense behind and performing ...
JACK KEROUAC Authors worry. We worry about writing. Worry about our editors, our agents, our reviews, and our rea...
DAVID MACINNIS GILL Actors are trusting souls, and we must go by gut-level instinct, even after our agents and business ...
ANNE ARCHER We made the assumption that the majority of our agents were still using the yellow pad approach to i...
CHRIS RICE The beams of our house are cedar, and our rafters of fir.
BIBLE If they think it's illegal, then let's go to court and tell us it's illegal and we'll quit. Other th...
DOUG MCMANUS I wish that television would stop selling our hatred of ourselves, and start seducing us with our lo...
DAN HARMON We are just abusing ourselves with our schedule this year. But with the way the weather has been, I'...
CRAIG LAMBERT There were some financial classes, mostly budgeting, learn how manage our money so we can keep our h...
SHANNON CUESTA If the choice were made, one for us to lose our sovereignty and become a member of the Commonwealth ...
ROBERT MUGABE Halloween is our biggest selling season.
JEFF BONG They were great. We have been depleted all year, we didn't have all of our guys, but we didn't quit ...
RANDY JEPSON Sooner or later we've all got to let go of our past.
DAN BROWN If one of our faces wasn't there, we'd probably quit.
DARIUS RUCKER We shall not find life by refusing to let go of our precious, protected selves.
ROWAN WILLIAMS Earth, thou great footstool of our God, who reigns on high; thou fruitful source of all our raiment,...
ISAAC WATTS No one comes into our house and pushes us around.
DAN DEVINE Our parents were musicians.
CAROLINE CORR Everybody has a right to their own troubles.
THORNTON WILDER Gosh, I'd like to direct Our Town on stage.
ROBERT ENGLUND We're now spending the greater part of our time, almost all of our time, going pole to pole and hous...
GEISHA WILLIAMS I didn't read children's books when I was a child. The only books in our house were ration b...
MICHAEL FOREMAN Ninety percent of our stuff is there. We were planning to sell this house as quick as we can and mov...
JOHN ALLISON I raised frogs every spring in our house from tadpoles and by end of summer our house was overrun wi...
WILLIAM JOYCE There's no quit in Lowry. They're just go, go, go. They started playing really aggressively offensiv...
ANDY MORRIS Our house is still standing and our roads are passable.
HEATHER STEINER Ever since we were little, we were so on fire for our dreams. We never let anyone blow our flames ou...
KELLY ROWLAND Weve talked in general about spin-offs and updating it - we dont have specific plans at this point. ...
BURT FEINTUCH There were only two kinds of people in our town. ―The stupid and the stuck- ―The ones who are bo...
KAMI GARCIA Even as we increase our numbers of agents, we can't possibly totally stop it.
COUNTERINTELLIGENCE DAVID SZADY Roseanne was a huge groundbreaking comedian. Margaret Cho. Ellen DeGeneres, and then on 'Saturda...
REBECCA TRAISTER Our defense is a group of kids who just won't quit.
BRYAN PEGGS That's how birthdays were in our house. All hateful charades of pretty clothes, expensive presents, ...
DEBBIE HOWELLS Although demand was about what we expected during the quarter, the average selling prices for our DR...
JIMMY LEE "To live the life of our choice" may be the dream of many but the real selection and actualisation o...
ANUJ SOMANY We're not just going to give this away and run out of town with our tail between our legs.
MARK SPANO Our girls didn't quit, which was good to see. But with so many chances, we were beginning to wonder....
GENE BRIGGS When we are ready to let go of our old controls, we admit that we were powerless over the incest or ...
MAUREEN BRADY We need to learn to let go as easily as we grasp and we will find our hands full and our minds empty...
LEO F. BUSCAGLIA That (darn) mule would go up and down the sidelines ... and they're not house-trained, you know. Wel...
JOE PATERNO We prefer to stay in our house as we still have our second floor. We would leave the house and go to...
ABDUL LATIF We took our bags and were ready to go.
BEV RASMUSSEN We just had to keep our heads up and not quit.
ELIZABETH CAMPBELL After clearing the land, planting the orchard, building the house and barn, and surviving the Great ...
VIRGINIA EUWER WOLFF It can be difficult to leave a long-term relationship, even when our inner-wisdom tells us it's time...
JAEDA DEWALT It's one of the largest selling products in our pizza line.
MICHAEL SPENCE One night in late spring nearing dusk we walked out our front door to hear the chirping, squeaking s...
BEN SMITH Our Defense Department has continued to pay, through pliant contractors, for a flock of Iraqi politi...
CHARLES TIEFER I was really happy that the girls didn't quit (when they got down). Our pitcher got lit up and lit u...
KEN ASHLOCK hurricane Long-Term blew through our markets with such force that many were left homeless. While our...
ANDREW FISHER Salesmanship is limitless. Our very living is selling. We are all salespeople.
JAMES CASH PENNEY Our local businesses will be selling these cards.
JARED COLTON We decided what we wanted in our house and built the solar system around that. Our house is an affor...
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ELLEN DEGENERES You know me. Any excuse to put on a dress.
ELLEN DEGENERES "I feel like I have a hangover, without all the happy memories and mystery bruises."
ELLEN DEGENERES I'm on the patch right now. Where it releases small dosages of approval until I no longer crave it, ...
ELLEN DEGENERES Normal is getting dressed in clothes that you buy for work and driving through traffic in a car that...
ELLEN DEGENERES Hello?..Oh, hi Tom. Ooh, I've been dying to see that movie...Mmm no, I just opened up some yogurt. I...
ELLEN DEGENERES It's definitely a heterosexual feeling, but it's directed at you.
ELLEN DEGENERES Yeah [I'm thirty-six], but on the show I'm thirty-two. Nobody wants to watch a thirty-six year old w...
ELLEN DEGENERES I was raised around heterosexuals, as all heterosexuals are, that's where us gay people come from......
ELLEN DEGENERES Trying to get the talk show, looking back on it, we had to beg a lot of station managers to pick up ...
ELLEN DEGENERES The first house I bought was a little Spanish bungalow on Clinton Street in West Hollywood, right be...
ELLEN DEGENERES I'm on the patch right now. Where it releases small dosages of approval until I no longer crave ...
ELLEN DEGENERES It's not like I grew up playing pranks on people, and I was not that girl in school.
ELLEN DEGENERES I just like observing people - it's something I've done ever since I was a kid, and I got re...
ELLEN DEGENERES Yeah I'm thirty-six, but on the show I'm thirty-two. Nobody wants to watch a thirty-six year...
ELLEN DEGENERES Anne wrote it for me and directed, so I was stuck with it, ... We always got along. It's almost gros...
ELLEN DEGENERES New Orleans is my hometown, and our thoughts and prayers go out to everyone affected.
ELLEN DEGENERES I've been trying to find women writers for my staff for a while now and I have three women on my...
ELLEN DEGENERES In the beginning there was nothing. God said, ‘Let there be light!’ And there was light. There w...
ELLEN DEGENERES I get bored easily, so I need to do a lot. I've started a record label, so I get to nurture new ...
ELLEN DEGENERES I enjoy growing older and wiser and learning from my mistakes every single day.
ELLEN DEGENERES I've moved about 10 times over the past 15 years. I don't move for the sole purpose of getti...
ELLEN DEGENERES The first time probably people really were aware of me, I unfortunately had the title of Showtime...
ELLEN DEGENERES Stuffed deer heads on walls are bad enough, but it’s worse when you see them wearing dark glasses,...
ELLEN DEGENERES Procrastination is not the problem. It is the solution. It is the universe's way of saying stop, slo...
ELLEN DEGENERES Life is short. If you doubt me, ask a butterfly. Their average life span is a mere five to fourteen ...
ELLEN DEGENERES Our attention span is shot. We've all got Attention Deficit Disorder or ADD or OCD or one of these d...
ELLEN DEGENERES You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She...
ELLEN DEGENERES I would love to have the same rights as everybody else. I would love, I don't care if it's c...
ELLEN DEGENERES I'm grateful for everything. I'm grateful for my health, and I'm so grateful for the lov...
ELLEN DEGENERES I say always follow your passion, no matter what, because even if it's not the same financial su...
ELLEN DEGENERES There would be nothing to get me to run for president. I don't even understand how anyone would ...
ELLEN DEGENERES