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TERRY PRATCHETT your best men are
drunks and your worst men are
locking them
up,
your best men a...
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LILLIAN S. VILORIA To have the time to reminisce is one of the futures gifts. Don't think to much, don't live to fast, ...
CALVIN WILSON We are the masters of our own destinies we shape and mould our lives into to the circumstances surro...
GARY F EVANS... A stumbling block to the pessimist is a stepping-stone to the optimist.
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LEWIS N. ROE Using the scientific knowledge that we currently possess, we can take simple logical steps, backed b...
LEWIS N. ROE The role of the Christian is to let other people know what Jesus has done, not to think of themselve...
LEWIS N. ROE Naturalistic atheism debunks itself. It has no power to explain even some of the most basic principl...
LEWIS N. ROE It's important to understand that if someone calls themselves a Christian, it does not automatically...
LEWIS N. ROE Girl! I'm here to make you look Fa-Bu-Lous!
FAKE CINNA It doesn’t matter how bitter or better the past has been, what we can do with the bitter or better...
ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH I'm fucking the grave, I thought, I'm bringing the dead back to life...
CHARLES BUKOWSKI You're full of contradictions, Ms. Wallace."
I looked up at him and arched a brow. "I'm a girl...
TAMMARA WEBBER The only way he could have her was to shatter this stubborn faith of hers. In doing so, would he sha...
FRANCINE RIVERS The atheist might have no proof for the supernatural, but they also have no proof against it. If we ...
LEWIS N. ROE When we teach ourselves and our children discipline, we are teaching them and ourselves how to suffe...
M. SCOTT PECK If I provide for this life and turn away from the Lord, I am wise for a moment, but lost forever.
FRANCINE RIVERS The only way he could have her was to shatter this stubborn faith of hers. In doing so, would he sha...
FRANCINE RIVERS And they say
She's in the class A Team
Stuck in her daydream
Been that way since eigh...
ED SHEERAN These young ones. They do not understand. There are so few of us left who remember how destructive r...
CONNILYN COSSETTE Whether you say that a god does exist, or that none do, it is a claim to know (or at least believe i...
LEWIS N. ROE taken quite a bit of damage from the hurricane.
LEN LAUER Living is a process of developing oneself. Without experiencing pain from disconcerting periods of o...
KILROY J. OLDSTER A SMALL PIECE OF TRUTH
I do not carry a sickle or scythe.
I only wear a hooded black robe ...
MARKUS ZUSAK Call this an unfair generalization if you must, but old people are no good at everything.
MOE Write it. Just write it. Write it on receipts in the car while you wait for your kid to finish their...
MELODIE RAMONE Stories shared in your kitchen will strengthen your family than the stories shared your bedroom
KENNETH MAHUKA Well, you can't know it without something having been sneezed.
A.A. MILNE We'll be Friends Forever, won't we, Pooh?' asked Piglet.
Even longer,' Pooh answered.”
...
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EVA LANG The worst things in life come free to us
ED SHEERAN We begin to fight. The wind and I. Horns locked. Battling each other with elements.
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JOHN GREEN When we treat people merely as they are, they will remain as they are. When we treat them as if they...
THOMAS S. MONSON Sometimes people appear in your life unexpectedly like a gift from the Universe. You didn’t even k...
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JOSH SCOBEY Anything you've ever seen in a web page and then some will be possible in a desktop Gadget.
BRIAN TEUTSCH As far back as history records people thinking, thinking people have been befuddled by the mysteries...
LEWIS N. ROE Having been shown the possibility that God exists, the atheist has chosen not to accept it. They hav...
LEWIS N. ROE To hope and trust in the Lord requires faith, patience, humility, meekness, long-suffering, keeping ...
ROBERT D. HALES The claim to know that no god exists is just irrational. The non-existence of any god has no evidenc...
LEWIS N. ROE The shapes inched closer. I gaped at them, trying to discern their features. "I think I see dead peo...
JAYDE SCOTT We have not inherited the earth from our ancestors, we have only borrowed it from our children.
ANCIENT PROVERB Dave was a great teammate. He was probably the most skilled player on the team. Whenever I scored a ...
PAUL WILLIAMSON Please, please, help me grow to be like them, the ones'll soon be here, who never grow old, can't di...
RAY BRADBURY There is more than one road to spiritual salvation. We discover a philosophical way of living by enc...
KILROY J. OLDSTER It's like ripping a page from a book, a page of history in which our ancestors' story is told.
GIUSEPPE PROIETTI It's too cold outside
For angels to fly
An angel will die
Covered in white
Close...
ED SHEERAN The sweetest thing that can happen to a debtor is to see his debts fully paid
SOTONYE ANGA We have not inherited the earth from our ancestors, we have only borrowed it from our children. . -...
ANCIENT PROVERB Live in the moment. Don’t carry baggage from the past. Put that baggage in a history book and lear...
DEBASISH MRIDHA Love is a growing, or full constant light,
And his first minute, after noon, is night.
JOHN DONNE You must save what you can of your life; you musn't lose it all simply because you've lost a part.
HENRY JAMES It's been interesting, in a little bit less than nine months weve gone from trying to convince peopl...
JOHN HOGAN He brings the greatest conflict into the history of mankind. He will come soon to our world just lik...
TOBA BETA She would tuck Sam into her heart, a bright light for her to take out whenever things were darkest.
SARAH J. MAAS We continue to benefit from our proven success in desktop software, led by the solid performance of ...
BILL HARRIS We couldn't find anyone, and the team knows Dave from the times he's skated with us. You hope in thi...
CHRIS CICHOCKI All of our like friends, like Asian, Mexicans, African-Americans, we're all like on the same page be...
BRENDA RODRIGUEZ The people of Taiwan have once again written a new page in our history and taken a great step forwar...
CHEN SHUI-BIAN Never give up on you. In order to make a difference you would have to somehow be different.
JOHNNIE DENT JR. When Dave was hired, the first thing I asked him to do was improve our farm system. And we're at the...
KEVIN MCCLATCHY Loving someone who never loved you, is like remembering a face you never saw.
No matter how har...
RATISH EDWARDS There will be things I won't tell you ever ,
Then there will be things that you won't ever lis...
RATISH EDWARDS Every decent man of our age must be a coward and a slave. That is his normal condition. Of that I am...
FYODOR DOSTOYEVSKY Pain has creative power,
Let the magic unfold...
HENNA SOHAIL I wish I could see you some day,
Just for a moment, just see you,

I wish I could h...
RATISH EDWARDS I am the shee-it,” the adolescent said in a singsong voice. Then he swung around, smirking at the ...
JEANIENE FROST It feels good to beat a 5A team from the North. People question our record because we only play team...
LUTHER SUGGS Keep writing. Try to do a little bit every day, even if the result looks like crap. Getting from pag...
ALAN DEAN FOSTER [Rasco has also served as a volunteer firefighter and first responder. He graduated from Prairie Gro...
GREG MACK I would say it's among the most challenging schedules a Toledo team has ever played. We have two Big...
TOM AMSTUTZ Commit to the healing path and trust the process.
ROSENNA BAKARI Dave Bliss' attempts to conceal from investigators the truth about improprieties in our men's basket...
ROBERT SLOAN I watched him even then as he fell, his face undefeated, his eyes still proud
NEIL GAIMAN There are two core reasons for making the move from a desktop to a notebook.
BRIAN BEELER She wasn't bitter. She was sad, though. But it was a hopeful kind of sad. The kind of sad that just ...
STEPHEN CHBOSKY So, I guess we are who we are for alot of reasons. And maybe we'll never know most of them. But even...
STEPHEN CHBOSKY I love my mom so much. I don't care if that's corny to say. I think on my next birthday, I'm going t...
STEPHEN CHBOSKY We Are All Infinite
STEPHEN CHBOSKY (All the grief she had suffered over her lifetime had moulded her face into a mask of eternal sadnes...
JEAN SASSON You can't just sit there and put everyone's lives ahead of yours and think that counts as love. You ...
STEPHEN CHBOSKY I saw other people there. Old men sitting alone. Young girls with blue eye shadow and awkward jaws. ...
STEPHEN CHBOSKY That one moment when you know you are not a sad story. You are ALIVE.
STEPHAN CHBOSKY Somos quienes somos por un montón de razones.Quizás nunca conozcamos la mayoría de ellas.Pero aun...
STEPHEN CHBOSKY Ambos dijeron que tomara asiento y parecían hablar en serio, así que me senté.
STEPHEN CHBOSKY I know these will all be stories some day, and our pictures will become old photographs. We all beco...
STEPHEN CHBOSKY So I guess we are who we are for a lot of reasons. And maybewe'll never know most of them.
STEPHEN CHBOSKY So I guess we are who we are for a lot of reasons. And maybe we'll never know most of them.
STEPHEN CHBOSKY There's nothing like the deep breathes after laughing that hard. Nothing in the world like a sore st...
STHEPHEN CHBOSKY no more pencils, no more books, no more teachers' dirty looks, when the teacher rings the bell, drop...
STEPHEN CHBOSKY I don't know the significance of this, but I find it very interesting.
STEPHEN CHBOSKY Maybe it’s sad that these are now memories. And maybe it’s not sad.
STEPHEN CHBOSKY His life seemed like a deck of cards, and in the midst of all those two’s and three’s someone ha...
TEKOA MANNING We have a really talented team. It's the depth that sets us apart from other teams. Our offense is q...
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DAVE PARNAS Don't get suckered in by the comments ... they can terribly be misleading.
DAVE STORER Giving half answers won't make the conversation half as long.
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DAVE GROHL My mother was a public school teacher in Virginia, and we didn't have any money, we just survive...
DAVE GROHL Through Kurt I saw the beauty of minimalism and the importance of music that's stripped down.
DAVE GROHL Singing into a microphone and learning to play an instrument - learning to do your craft - that'...
DAVE GROHL My songwriting is like extending a hand to the listener.
DAVE GROHL I stopped doing drugs when I was 20. I was finished with drugs before Nirvana even started.
DAVE GROHL In this day and age, when you can use a machine or computer to simulate or emulate what people can d...
DAVE GROHL I've experienced great things, I've experienced great tragedies. I've done almost everyt...
DAVE GROHL Wow, I get to wake up again? Ok. You have to make good with what you've got.
DAVE GROHL I think people should feel encouraged to be themselves.
DAVE GROHL When you're young, you're not afraid of what comes next. You're excited by it.
DAVE GROHL Your personal history is a part of what happens with your hands and your head as you play music.
DAVE GROHL When there's so much left to do, why spend your time focusing on things you've already done,...
DAVE GROHL There's always gonna be rock n' roll bands, there's always gonna be kids that love rock ...
DAVE GROHL If there's one thing I'm good at, it's gathering people together to do something fun.
DAVE GROHL Guilt is cancer. Guilt will confine you, torture you, destroy you as an artist. It's a black wal...
DAVE GROHL My children were taught at an early age how money works and that it comes from hard work. They'v...
DAVE RAMSEY You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.
DAVE BARRY Geographically, Ireland is a medium-sized rural island that is slowly but steadily being consumed by...
DAVE BARRY I care about what the fans feel.
DAVE MUSTAINE One of my first records that I heard was 'Wish You Were Here' by Pink Floyd.
DAVE MUSTAINE I am interested in politics.
DAVE MUSTAINE I didn't like the way I was let go from Metallica.
DAVE MUSTAINE Penelope Spheeris is a wonderful lady.
DAVE MUSTAINE My mom and dad got divorced when I was very young, and growing up in a family where the head of the ...
DAVE MUSTAINE