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Related PAUL RYAN Just because you believe that someone should have a constitutional right, doesn't mean that you thin... E.R. ROCK AL SHARPTON a constitutional right . . . and once homosexuality is defined as a constitutional right, there is n... ROBERT H. BORK I'm for the constitutional right to bear arms. I'm a hunter, and so is my son. BILL NELSON AL SHARPTON TOM TANCREDO We are exercising our constitutional right to be fresh. MIKE D It is a president's constitutional right to nominate a Supreme Court justice, and it is the Sena... MITCH MCCONNELL You and I each have a constitutional right that if our property is taken, it's taken for a public us... LEE MCGRATH TED CRUZ It is one thing to say that there is a constitutional right to keep a gun at home for protection. It... ADAM COHEN In the First Amendment, people have the right to petition the government. That is a constitutional r... DIANA AVIV the constitutional right of the president and vice president to obtain information in confidentialit... ANNE MCBRIDE ROBERT BORK EMINEM CRAIG GROESCHEL O, the sheer magnificence of words that come together like waves upon a beach, each telling its own ... JOHN M SHEEHAN The suggestion we need to begin to discriminate against the Boy Scouts simply because they have exer... COLBY MAY I believe the federal government should stamp out discrimination wherever — wherever — it occurs... JOSEPH BIDEN A BILL OF ASSERTIVE RIGHTSMANUEL J. SMITH Unfortunately a Constitutional amendment that would have empowered Congress to make desecration of t... KENNY MARCHANT We live in a democratic society, and it's our constitutional right to have equal rights, JOHN SHIELDS Although I would like more than you know to answer the questions that you and your colleagues have a... BERNIE EBBERS CRAIG GROESCHEL [E]specially in the day and age we live in
the president of the United States needs to have his C... RICHARD CHENEY Mark My Words, My Words In Other Words Are Not Just Words. SYED SHARUKH I think the court is going to have to take it. This is a vital case on the principle of an American ... SCOTT SILLIMAN Both groups have the constitutional right to public right of ways and to free speech. But one group'... STEVE SMITSON Don't do it, because you have to do it.
Do it, because you love to do it. PRITISH PATTANAIK JEFFREY FRY ABRAHAM LINCOLN RICK SANTORUM ADRIAN CRONAUER constitutional right to express their views. FIDEL RAMOS LJUPKA CVETANOVA We're a little confused as to why this constitutional amendment is necessary because the courts have... ANDREW SCHNEIDER What you do, say, and have reveal who you are. LORRIN L. LEE SARAH PALIN We realize that a large percentage of Louisiana voters are exercising their constitutional right to ... DELORES KILLETTE GARY BAUER The reality of abortion isn't political at all. Women don't come in here and say, 'I want to exercis... CLAIRE KEYES One has to be concerned with not impeding on two constitutional rights: the right to petition the go... PETER SCHEER As far as we are concerned, Labor Day is a legitimate venue for the workers to exercise their consti... JOSUA MATA ULYSSES S. GRANT SAM YAGAN C. JOYBELL C. The first and foremost human right or fundamental right is the right to exist. APURVA GAGLANI Stop Undermining My Constitutional Right to Represent Myself. CHARLES FREEMAN It's unheard of. It's the absolute right of any American to have a jury trial. You should know that ... GEORGE KENDALL The cases present constitutional issues that judges haven't thought about a great deal yet. It's not... MATT COLES Sometimes life gets a little boring so you have to do
something crazy to remember your alive! NEIL OLSSON EMILY BRONTë It's like Goldilocks here. You've got to be just right. You can have not too much experience nor too... BILL BRADY We have a right to life, not on it. DANIEL MELGAçO WALTER BAGEHOT MARK DAVIS ROBERT GREEN INGERSOLL RICK SANTORUM He has a basic constitutional and human right to determine with whom his child visits.... As long as... LAWRENCE WHITNEY That's what President Bush found in Judge Roberts and what he'll look for in the nominee for the new... DANA PERINO JAMES LAFFERTY This is the constitutional version of sticks and stones. It means that you cannot be punished for hu... IZZY KALMAN MAYA ANGELOU That’s not fair!JOHN M SHEEHAN You have to get them used to that in terms of what they're doing. It changes the way you hold your b... NELSON FIELDS The greatest threat to the constitutional right to vote is voter fraud. LYNN WESTMORELAND You have the right to follow your heart. Do what feels right, for you. MARIA ERVING We're in a constitutional crisis right now. CAROL ROSE This is, to me, an unfortunate situation, because we have a constitutional process ... you have to m... ESTELITO MENDOZA Next generations will not know what is to have childhood. DANIEL MELGAçO MICHAEL BADNARIK ANDREW VACHSS I do not agree with what you have to say, but I'll defend to the death your right to say it. EVELYN BEATRICE HALL The eye-exam language creates a financial barrier to enter the public-school system and may bar some... LEANNE WINNER STEVEN MAGEE It's almost impossible. This was a very, very partial print. ... We sent it out, but you would have ... RICHARD KINNEY It's a blessing to be here. And you're just fortunate, you have to take it that way, you know what I... GERALD HORACEK In my 39 years in the military, I have learned that you are not a profession just because you say yo... MARTIN DEMPSEY EMILY BRONTë GEORGE WASHINGTON The right to bear arms, clearly predates the Atomic weapon. SAM OLIVER MCKAY TYGA ANTHONY T. HINCKS RICHIE NORTON If I had been in that position, I'd have said, here's a copy of the Constitutional and the Bill of R... MARCY WINOGRAD The United States supports a concept, and it's an important one, of democracy, specifically constitu... WILLIAM BROWNFIELD Over the last decade, he has continued to have discussions on it, and most recently constitutional q... JO MANEY LISA KLEYPAS I do not respond to this so-called court, with all due respect to its people, and I retain my consti... SADDAM HUSSEIN If we're lucky. People don't come, but it is a place where you can have a voice. But people just don... DONALD MCDONALD People have their constitutional right to contribute to a campaign and if they have discretionary mo... BRIAN SANDOVAL You have to have the right costumes or it just doesn't look right. PAULETTE HESS To pass this test, you have to have a good feel for what it going on. You can't just thrown somethin... JASON WINDHAM AKIROQ BROST LES BROWN ACTION BRONSON People talk about how many friends they got, but they can't never know what's is to have a loyal and... E.L.A.C DORIS LESSING AGATHA CHRISTIE
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DANIEL HANDLER I like to give people novels I think they would like, on no particular occasion - just when we'r... DANIEL HANDLER Blank paper has always inspired me. DANIEL HANDLER I'm dumping the whole box back into your life Ed, every item of you and me. I'm dumping this box on ... DANIEL HANDLER I thought the Barbie doll would always be successful. RUTH HANDLER Through their play Barbara imagined their lives as adults. They used the dolls to reflect the adult ... RUTH HANDLER They were using the dolls to project their dreams of their own futures as adult women. RUTH HANDLER When you start writing a picture book, you have to write a manuscript that has enough language to pr... DANIEL HANDLER It's full of depressing details about the children's lives, ... and, I'm sorry to say, it's the long... DANIEL HANDLER My first novel took almost six years to sell and was rejected 37 times in the interim, and then fina... DANIEL HANDLER Either you have the feeling or you don't. Hawk Davies DANIEL HANDLER The thing with your heart's desire is that your heart doesn't even know what it desires until it tur... DANIEL HANDLER Everything else has vanished, so you take them now. Maybe if you're the one keeping them, I'll be th... DANIEL HANDLER For most people, the two primary relationships they have are with their families or romantic ones. A... DANIEL HANDLER I can't think of a story that doesn't have something terrible in it. Otherwise, it's dul... DANIEL HANDLER I don't know whether it's digital effects or if they trained a baby to bite through steel. I'm not s... DANIEL HANDLER There are so many movies like this, where you thought you were smarter than the screen but the direc... DANIEL HANDLER They really like going to buy fresh roast coffee at cheap prices. DAN HANDLER I'm not a believer in predetermined fates, being rewarded for one's efforts. I'm not a believer in k... DANIEL HANDLER Different beans have different characteristics. Each has their own character and you blend them to g... DAN HANDLER Book thirteen marks the return of a reptile previously gone missing. DANIEL HANDLER I was interested in finding ways to do dark comedy that were actually dark and comic. DANIEL HANDLER People can expect poisonous mushrooms, ... And then only if they open the book. DANIEL HANDLER The way Sunny speaks in the books seems a perfect fit for the cause in question. She often uses word... DANIEL HANDLER A nice thing about children's books, though I'm probably alone in this opinion among people who writ... DANIEL HANDLER And she has a fairly consistent political agenda. She's a baby, so individual liberty is a developin... DANIEL HANDLER Watch Your Mouth. DANIEL HANDLER A library is like an island in the middle of a vast sea of ignorance, particularly if the library is... DANIEL HANDLER For every girl I thought I was uncomplicated sex, it wasn't. Put it this way: if you can't see the c... DANIEL HANDLER Fred Weinberger lent Mark the money directly and not to his company. ROBERT HANDLER Love was in the air, so both of us walked through love on our way to the corner. DANIEL HANDLER They say love's like a bus, and if you wait long enough another one will come along, but not in this... DANIEL HANDLER I think books that are meant to be read in the nighttime ought to confront the very fears that we... DANIEL HANDLER This is like a cookie, it tastes like a cookie having sex with a doughnut. DANIEL HANDLER Kristen is looking at me like I'm a plume of smoke in the kitchen, right before you yell fire! DANIEL HANDLER The idea was women on boats. Lifeline Cruises pitched itself to women seeking adventure, whether a d... DANIEL HANDLER I was looking for something more personal and more stable and more fun. DAN HANDLER And then like a song we'd forgotten was even on the mix, you stepped into the house and my whole lif... DANIEL HANDLER And then the third night was after we broke up, which was worth a million matches but instead just t... DANIEL HANDLER ...there's not enough ink and paper to say all I wanted. DANIEL HANDLER who would dare think that, forever? Some idiot girl who wouldn’t know how things played out. DANIEL HANDLER Twenty-six,” you said. “One for each day we’ve been together, Min.”Somebody oohed. Somebody ... DANIEL HANDLER Undeveloped, the whole thing,tossed into a box before we really had a chance to know what we had, an... DANIEL HANDLER I hadn't even been looking, not for you, and now you were my heart's desire. DANIEL HANDLER They looked at each other like a pair of parentheses. DANIEL HANDLER Someone can break your heart, leave you dead on the lawn, and still you never learn what to say to s... DANIEL HANDLER The thing with your heart's desire is that your heart doesn't even know what it desires until it tur... DANIEL HANDLER You either have the feeling or you don’t. DANIEL HANDLER And this note was a jittery time bomb, ticking beneath my normal life, in my pocket all day firecely... DANIEL HANDLER How wrong to think I was anyone else, like thinking grass stains make you a beautiful view, like get... DANIEL HANDLER It was a secret time and place, you next to me, untraceable and out of this world. DANIEL HANDLER And the truth is that I'm not , Ed, is what I wanted to tell you. I'm not arty like everyone s... DANIEL HANDLER I’d ruin any day, all my days, for those long nights with you, and I did. DANIEL HANDLER I'm telling you why we broke up, Ed. I'm writing this letter, the whole truth of why it happened. An... DANIEL HANDLER I’m not a romantic, I’m a half-wit. Only stupid people would think I’m smart. I’m not someth... DANIEL HANDLER Ed, it was everything, those nights on the phone, everything we said until late became later and the... DANIEL HANDLER I started making plans, thinking we would get that far. DANIEL HANDLER I was stupid, the official descriptive phrase for happy. DANIEL HANDLER Stop saying no offense,” I said, “when you say offensive things. It’s not a free pass. DANIEL HANDLER Why not rise from the grave and terrorize a little instead of staying buried and dead in the cemeter... DANIEL HANDLER Shit, I guess I already loved you then. Doomed like a wineglass knowing it’ll get dropped someday,... DANIEL HANDLER I know you can't see it, not you, Ed, but maybe if I tell you the whole plot you'll understand it th... DANIEL HANDLER How many happy people do you think there are in the world? Twelve? DANIEL HANDLER I guess it's funny how life turns out?" she tried. "Not last I checked," Errol said with a snort. DANIEL HANDLER I write every day weekdays for about 5 hours, mostly longhand on legal pads. It has gotten neither h... DANIEL HANDLER Any playlist without Prince is no friend of mine. DANIEL HANDLER I can cook anything. DANIEL HANDLER I write longhand on legal pads, about half at home and half in cafes. I drink a lot of water and eat... DANIEL HANDLER I like writing for movies. It's nice to be alone working on fiction in your room, and then it... DANIEL HANDLER I kind of always think my work is unfilmable, and when I meet people who are interested in filming i... DANIEL HANDLER I was not a particularly brave child, I think, because I had a narrative mind, because my mind autom... DANIEL HANDLER I listen to Morricone, the famed Italian film composer, while I'm working. DANIEL HANDLER You see failed vocabulary in the adult world so often, and it's often because once you reach a c... DANIEL HANDLER I'm always interested to see what films are made of books. I kind of don't participate as a ... DANIEL HANDLER If you are allergic to a thing, it is best not to put that thing in your mouth, particularly if the ... DANIEL HANDLER 'The Long Goodbye' is one book I like to read over and over again, and it was an enormous in... DANIEL HANDLER The file clanked against me, my stupid idea nobody would have gotten had I ever done it. You even wo... DANIEL HANDLER So many people: Lucille Ball is the earliest incarnation of a woman I thought was funny, Joan Rivers... CHELSEA PERETTI CHELSEA CLINTON There's something about the Pacific Northwest, the scale of it, and the fact that not so long ag... CHELSEA CAIN CHELSEA SEDOTI CHELSEA MANNING CHELSEA MANNING CHELSEA LEYLAND CHELSEA CLINTON CHELSEA CLINTON CHELSEA CLINTON CHELSEA LEYLAND CHELSEA MANNING CHELSEA MANNING CHELSEA MANNING CHELSEA CLINTON CHELSEA CLINTON CHELSEA CLINTON CHELSEA CLINTON CHELSEA CLINTON CHELSEA CLINTON CHELSEA CLINTON
People have a constitutional right to have semiautomatic rifles. 
The right wing always mobilizes around constitutional amendments: the right to bear arms, school pra... 
If Charlton Heston can have a constitutional right carry a rifle, why can't grandma have a const... 
No migrant of any religion has a constitutional right to come to the United States. 
I don't think the federal government has any business keeping a list of law-abiding Americans wh... 
How did Taney know that slave ownership was a constitutional right? Such a right is nowhere to be fo... 
I have the right to remain violente. Everything I say can and will be used against you. 
You have enough time to do everything God wants you to do. 
In order to honor God with your wealth, you first have to admit that you are rich. Most people won't... 
To learn, sometimes you have to feel the fool. 
This country, with its institutions, belongs to the people who inhabit it. Whenever they shall grow ... 
If the Supreme Court says that you have the right to consensual (gay) sex within your home, then you... 
It is the will of the American people that we have a right to protect our flag and this can only be ... 
Not everyone has the time to be normal. 
People have a constitutional right to burn a Koran if they want to, but doing so is insensitive and ... 
Presidents have the right to nominate their own cabinet secretaries. But their nominees don't ha... 
I have acted in every instance from a conscientious desire to do what was right, constitutional, wit... 
I would say the larger the pool you have to select from, the more likely you are to find the most co... 
It should be a privilege to be able to say "I love you" to someone. It shouldn't be something people... 
You loved me—then what right had you to leave me? What right—answer me—for the poor fancy you ... 
The Sovereign has, under a constitutional monarchy such as ours, three rights -- the right to be con... 
I'd love to thwart the Census form, but I want a constitutional basis for doing it - and here... 
You have no right to erect your tollgate upon the highways of thought. You have no right to leap fro... 
The police have no right to do what they have been doing to the protesters. Their behavior has been ... 
See, you don’t have to think about doing the right thing if you are for the right thing then you�... 
The question is: how bad do things have to get before you will do something about it? Where is your ... 
There is no Constitutional right to prey on others. The Internet is just a piece of technology, like... 
You have the right to free speech. We, the corporate controlled government, have the right to ignore... 
A free people ought not only to be armed, but disciplined; to which end a uniform and well-digested ... 
At the end of the day, people have the right to have opinions. I have the right to have an opinion. ... 
Why be greedy when you can have it all. 
Have the courage to do what you're not ready to do. 
I still don’t get why I have to eat breakfast if you don’t,” Josie muttered.
Believe. Have faith. Don't stand in your own way. If you don't believe in yourself, a positive outco... 
You have to know what is right for you and go after it regardless of what others say. 
You have to be talented. You have to work hard; you have to get the right pieces flowin' for you... 
I have you for being normal, I hate you for it. You’re a normal human being. What right have you t... 
You surprise me, Hastings. Do you not know that all celebrated detectives have brothers who would be... 
I'm very much about letting other people shine, because it makes us all shine brighter. 
The challenge is to keep it fresh. If you're talking about Britney Spears over and over, it'... 
My tendency to make up stories and lie compulsively for the sake of my own amusement takes up a good... 
When my father announced his campaign for president on Oct. 3, 1991, I had already cast my vote in f... 
While watching the revelry in the Barn, I'd had an epiphany. Parties weren't just about who was who ... 
Unfortunately, it seems to me that when it comes to issues affecting the trans community, most peopl... 
Wear an unusual accessory to complete your outfit. 
I've always been incredibly proud of both of my parents and proud of the work I had done private... 
Patriotism is often the cry extolled when morally questionable acts are advocated by those in power.... 
My mother has often said that the issue of women is the unfinished business of the 21st century. Tha... 