What did your mom say?"
"She said I better not be pregnant."
Janie snorts. "What the hell is wrong with our parents, anyway? Wait -- you're not, are you?"
"Of course not! Sheesh, Janers! I may not have gotten the best grades in school, but I'm not stupid. You know I'm on the Pill. And his Jimmy doesn't get near me without a raincoat, yadamean? Ain't nothin' getting through my little fortress!


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I think one of the appeals of suspense is to safely explore our innermost fears.
LISA GARDNER
In Britain, the major public holiday used to be Guy Fawkes Day... that was celebrated on November 5t...
LISA MORTON
A lot of the basic research that helped us figure out fracking came from the federal government.
LISA MURKOWSKI
Physicists are interested in measuring neutrino properties because they tell us about the structure ...
LISA RANDALL
My love of baking might have originated with my grandmother. She had a lemon tree growing in her bac...
LISA GRAFF
We still have billions of barrels in Alaska that sit untapped. There are abundant reserves offshore ...
LISA MURKOWSKI
I'm obsessed with broccoli, carrots, celery, string beans, snap peas, black kale, brussels sprou...
LISA EDELSTEIN
'Baywatch' sucks so bad. I didn't watch it the first time around; I'm sure not going...
LISA LAMPANELLI
It's a particular skill, I think, doing backing vocals. You're blending the vocals between t...
LISA HANNIGAN
With my daughter, we do arts and crafts, we read a lot, we listen to music, and we cut the strings o...
LISA LOEB
I have always had a ridiculous fear that I will walk into the bathroom one morning and find a python...
LISA GRAFF
Creativity is essential to particle physics, cosmology, and to mathematics, and to other fields of s...
LISA RANDALL
In Beverly Hills, it's very spoiled in terms of the quality of life. I think the climate and the...
LISA VANDERPUMP
Personally, I've always known that I wanted to go back to work because I'm confident, and I&...
LISA LING
If you have someone in your life that you are grateful for - someone to whom you want to write anoth...
LISA JAKUB
For me, being tall was very positive because I thought my mom was the most beautiful person ever.
LISA LESLIE
I'm also interested in pets with alopecia. And design. I'm surprised I haven't gone thro...
LISA VANDERPUMP
I really like Kickstarter because you don't have to be a Medici to fund the arts and sciences or...
LISA GANSKY
Damn it. What are we exactly calling a 'masculine problem'? Did he have trouble running the flag up?...
LISA KLEYPAS
If my love can hold you, I'll keep you with me.
LISA KLEYPAS
I wrote for twelve years and collected 250 rejection slips before getting any fiction published, ...
LISA ALTHER
I grab
a small container
of glitter.

Because this day,
this wonderful,
LISA SCHROEDER
I grab
a small container
of glitter.

Because this day,
this wonderful,
LISA SCHROEDER
Frost’s face darkened. “What gives you the right to speak for Miss Hathaway and her family?” <...
LISA KLEYPAS
You have to rely on whatever sparks you have inside.
LISA KLEYPAS
I want morning and noon and nightfall with you. I want your tears, your smiles, your kisses...the sm...
LISA KLEYPAS
You’ll never get a new ending if you keep starting with the same tired beginning.
LISA DAILY
To most Alaskans, Clinton is remembered as being the one individual who has shut Alaska down by veto...
LISA MURKOWSKI
I remember, after the Pamela Anderson roast, being told, 'You're sold out - you can add two ...
LISA LAMPANELLI
We use a Native American tradition of the talking stick. You sit and pass it around and whoever has ...
LISA BONET
When I'm anchoring, I miss chasing stories in the field.
LISA GUERRERO
I have nothing to offer you," he finally said in a guttural voice.
"Nothing."
Win's lips h...
LISA KLEYPAS
I will admit, I once launched myself at Julie Garwood for a hug, hoping some of her magic would rub ...
LISA KLEYPAS
No day would be complete without chocolate. My favorite: Vosges Creole bar - it's dark chocolate...
LISA EDELSTEIN
Imagine that foreign development is not done to our standards and a spill occurs. Neither geology no...
LISA MURKOWSKI
In our house, everybody is always dancing around and singing. We have a dance floor outside at our h...
LISA RINNA
When I grew up we had gym at school, two or three dance classes after school, ice skating lessons, a...
LISA LOEB
If you're a disheveled, easily distracted person, it's always scary when someone asks what your plan...
LISA SMARTT
Words are like the delicate stitches in the dress you wear, holding the fabric of the garmet togethe...
LISA MANTCHEV
I don't necessarily make much art myself, but after I wrote 'Warped Passages,' I was for...
LISA RANDALL
Come with me,' Mom says.
To the library.
Books and summertime
go together.
LISA SCHROEDER
I think people were just seriously happy to find a funny woman who does comedy like a man. Because I...
LISA LAMPANELLI
What if you could meet your soul mate?" the ghost asked. "You 'd want to avoid that?"
"Hell, ye...
LISA KLEYPAS
When you start to really know someone, all his physical characteristics start to disappear. You begi...
LISA UNGER
An almost indispensable skill for any creative person is the ability to pose the right questions. Cr...
LISA RANDALL
I've always known that performing is what I want to do. There was never a defining moment. I jus...
LISA O'HARE
I've learned you can make a mistake and the whole world doesn't end. I had to learn to allow...
LISA KUDROW
There's nothing particularly dark in my past... I live in the light. My disposition is basically...
LISA UNGER
Fact: I don't know of a single girl who doesn't wish the show-it-all boxer-shorts phenomenon would g...
LISA SAMSON
The stones in your driveway may have come from the slaves who spend all day breaking rocks because i...
LISA KRISTINE
She said she collects pieces of sky, cuts holes out of it with silver scissors, bits of heaven she c...
LISA ZARAN
I felt devalued and disrespected. The energy behind it felt disingenuous and motivated by corporate ...
LISA BONET
People who dismiss science in favor of religion sometimes confuse the challenge of rigorously unders...
LISA RANDALL
I think the skin revolution for women, I will call it, really all started with Mariah Carey. Madonna...
LISA BEDRICK
There's a variety and depth to the song topics I get to write about in children's music and ...
LISA LOEB
My own novel, 'The Silver Bough,' about the inhabitants of a remote town at risk of being ov...
LISA TUTTLE
Six years after I wrote the first draft of 'Plan B,' I received my first paycheck as a write...
LISA LUTZ
I didn't realize what an impact having a No. 1 single would have. It connects me with people of ...
LISA LOEB
Harvard freshmen are smart, interested, and excited, and it's fun hearing their different perspe...
LISA RANDALL
Think about how our country was built. The greatness came from our diversity; the greatness came fro...
LISA MURKOWSKI
I think it's fair to say that women have a different level of intuitiveness that allows them to ...
LISA MURKOWSKI
The letter had been crumpled up and tossed onto the grate. It had burned all around the edges, so th...
LISA KLEYPAS
Ah, there’s the governess voice. All stern and disapproving. It makes me feel like a naughty schoo...
LISA KLEYPAS