What do women want? Shoes.

What becomes of the broken-hearted? They buy shoes

Being popular is important. Otherwise people might not like you.

The stiletto is a feminine weapon that men just don't have.

Sometimes comfort doesn't matter. When a shoe is freakin' fabulous, it may be worth a subsequent day of misery. Soak in Epsom salts and take comfort in the fact that you're better than everyone else.

Women need food, water, and compliments
That's right.
And an occasional pair of shoes.