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What has been will be again,
what has been done will be done again;
there is nothing new under the sun


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What has been will be again. What has been done will be done again... Ecclesiastes 1:9
BIBLE ...remember that what has once been done may be done again.
ALEXANDRE DUMAS What power has love but forgiveness?
In other words
by its intervention
what has been do...
WILLIAM CARLOS WILLIAMS If it has been done before, it can be done again
SUNDAY ADELAJA And life is what we make it.
Always has been, always will be.
GRANDMA MOSES What is new in the world? Nothing. What is old in the world? Nothing. Everything has always been and...
SAI BABA The thing that hath been, it is that which shall be; and that which is done is that which shall be ...
BIBLE It won't be a one-system-fits-all approach. It will be based on the station and what has historicall...
JOEL KELLER You progress not through what has been done, but reaching towards what has yet to be done.
KAHLIL GIBRAN Success doesn’t come through what has been done, but what remains to be done.
VIKRANT PARSAI The more extensive a man's knowledge of what has been done, the greater will be his power of knowing...
BENJAMIN DISRAELI I never see what has been done; I only see what remains to be done.
BUDDHA I never see what has been done; I only see what remains to be done.
MARIE CURIE I tell you this, and I tell you plain
What you have done, you will do again
You will bite ...
MIGNON MCLAUGHLIN One never notices what has been done; one can only see what remains to be done.
MARIE CURIE There's a feeling that enough has been done to slow the economy down and the next phase must be up, ...
STEPHEN WRIGHT Relying on God has to begin all over again every day as if nothing had yet been done.
C.S. LEWIS It is hard to be angry when one has seen the sun rise,' she said.
It seems to be true,' he admi...
DAVID GEMMELL What has been has been but what will be is what we make of it.
KRISTEN ASHLEY To grow in your passion for what Jesus has done, increase your understanding of what He has done. C.J. MAHANEY God has made us as pawns... when he is bored of playing with us on the playground he just remove us....
DEYTH BANGER One should become so capable that even the closest instrument of mind can be put aside and can be pu...
BHAGWAN SHREE RAJNEESH The more extensive a man's knowledge of what has been done, the greater will be his power of kno...
BENJAMIN DISRAELI until we do what has not yet been done, what has not been done shall remain undone
ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH There is nothing new except what has been forgotten.
MARIE ANTOINETTE The big question will be what happens to these workers once most of the work has been done. Nobody k...
BOB LEE If we can forgive what has been done to us . . .

If we can forgive what we've done to oth...
CHUCK PALAHNIUK What will happen if we go to 0 day?
...

Everything has been wipe out from the techno...
DEYTH BANGER In a few minutes nobody will know what I did. Everything will be perfect again. Except for my life.<...
PAM BACHORZ I promised I will always protect you. You've been wounded badly because I've failed to keep that pro...
C.J. REDWINE In the end there is nothing to be done but to state clearly what has been done, without shame or reg...
ELLIS PETERS It's as if nothing is being done, ... The public has been assured that there would be a solution for...
NATAN SHARANSKY The thing is to rely on God. The time will come when you will regard all this misery as a small pric...
C.S. LEWIS This church has been through this again, ... And we will rise again.
HAROLD ROBERTS Nothing has been let go. There is action that will be taken.
ALFRED MUTUA What has been done with the opportunity?
PAT BUCHANAN Show not what has been done, but what can be. How beautiful the world would be if there were a proce...
UMBERTO ECO What if all your hard work never pays off?
What if I am the outsider to my friends and family?...
QUETZAL Life wastes nothing. Over and over again every molecule that has ever been is gathered up by the han...
RACHEL NAOMI REMEN Major writing is to say what has been seen, so that it need never be said again.
DELMORE SCHWARTZ Been there, done that, never want to go there again.
CARMEN REID All his life he has been in the shadow of Grandfather, and of the man for whom he was named."
....
RAYMOND E. FEIST But we're no longer rain, I said, we're no longer seeds. We're men. Now we can stand and decide. Thi...
DAVE EGGERS Through countless births in the cycle of existence
I have run, not finding
although seek...
GAUTAMA BUDDHA So here I am, in the middle way, having had twenty years-
Twenty years largely wasted, the year...
T.S. ELIOT I think a lot of the [tag] studies that have been done prior [to the introduction of near-field tags...
SIMON LANGFORD But there is nothing, no trace that she’s ever existed. She is not here. She will never be here ag...
CHRISTINE FONSECA Nothing has ever been achieved by the person who says, It can't be done.
ELEANOR ROOSEVELT The sun shines through the window
And the sun shines through your hair
It seems like you'r...
MAGGIE STIEFVATER The war of words is done;
The red-lipped cannon speak;
The battle has begun.
The web your s...
JOHN DAVIDSON If you think you’ve invented something, ask yourself three questions:

1) Has it been do...
CLIFFORD COHEN There is more that can be done about this situation than what the city has done.
ABDUL MOTLIB I saw the tears of the oppressed—
and they have no comforter;
power was on the side of t...
ANONYMOUS And will 'a not come again?
And will 'a not come again?
No, no, he is dead,
Go to ...
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE God wants you to be delivered from what you have done and from what has been done to you - Both are ...
JOYCE MEYER Only after the last tree has been cut down,
only after the last river has ben poisoned,
only a...
AMERICAN INDIAN PROVERB For a true writer, each book should be a new beginning where he tries again for something that is be...
ERNEST HEMINGWAY For a true writer each book should be a new beginning where he tries again for something that is bey...
ERNEST HEMINGWAY I need silence, and to be alone and to go out, and to save one hour
to consider what has happen...
VIRGINIA WOOLF Tomorrow will be better.”
“But what if it’s not?” I asked.
“Then you say it agai...
MORGAN MATSON I let them know exactly what they did wrong and it was nothing new, it was stuff that has been talke...
ED LOPES Brady has been there before. Unfortunately, he did what he's done many times before.
BILL COWHER My Message is already out, what has left is to go and to do your part of the work.
DEYTH BANGER Life is what we make it, always has been, always will be.
GRANDMA MOSES Life is what you make it. Always has been, always will be.
ELEANOR ROOSEVELT There is strange comfort in knowing that no matter what happens today, the Sun will rise again tomor...
AARON LAURITSEN It is better to be a has-been than a never-was.
C. NORTHCOTE PARKINSON It is absolutely true that nothing much has been done.
KLAUS BAADER oh darling,
The darkness is a gift,
And when you realise this,
You will never be...
NIKKI ROWE He will recover, and when he is done recovering, he will be stronger than what he was before. The wi...
DEAUNDRE MUHAMMAD Everything that has been will be, everything that will be is, everything that will be has been.
EUGENE IONESCO Everything that has been will be, everything that will be is, eveything that will be has been.
EUGENE IONESCO I think the most amazing thing was that Ryan has done so tremendously well academically. Most people...
TRACY SMITH What needs to be done must be done. With grace, it will be done.
LAILAH GIFTY AKITA What needs to be done will be done by grace.
LAILAH GIFTY AKITA The one constant through all the years has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of stea...
W.P. KINSELLA Few tips,
Don't Stop, don't look backward, what has happen has already happen and try again.
DEYTH BANGER Heart beats are marching like thousands of drums,
Birds find their flight, thrown out of nest,<...
ALEKSANDRA NINKOVIC By my hand and for the good of the state; the bearer has done what has been done. Hmmmm ~~~ one shou...
CARDINAL RICHELIEU FOUR MUSKETEERS And life is what we make it, always has been, always will be.
GRANDMA MOSES Don’t be surprised. There is nothing new under the sun. Only endless repackagings
JOHN PIPER Every natural love will rise again and live forever in this country: but none will rise again until ...
C.S. LEWIS There is no question that America has been a nation that has been blessed by almighty God. There is ...
FRANKLIN GRAHAM What power has love but forgiveness? In other words by its intervention what has been done can be un...
JODI PICOULT It can be rebuilt if other countries with selfish interests will not meddle, as has been done in the...
BULENT ECEVIT You know what, none of what he's done has been all that bad,
WARREN SAPP If you think you've been there and done that, think again. We have a new calendar packed with the un...
KATHYRN HARPER i like my body when it is with your
body. It is so quite new a thing.
Muscles better and n...
E.E. CUMMINGS Saudade.
A nostalgic longing to be near again to something or someone that is distant, or that ...
ANONYMOUS time past and time future
what might have been and what has been
point to one end, which i...
T.S. ELIOT You're just jealous."

"Hardly. Been there, done you. Adequate, but unremarkable.
JENNIFER ESTEP What cannot be done today, will not be done tomorrow. We will find bigger excuses!
HARRISH SAIRAMAN And also what steps have been taken by the Michelin teams to make sure nothing like this ever happen...
MAX MOSLEY Pope Benedict is an amazingly visionary person. What he has done is establish an evolutionary proces...
PETER SLIPPER He sat up in a chair on Sunday afternoon, and has already done so this morning, and will be encourag...
JOANNE DRAKE Chaol kept his sword drawn. “I will not go to Anielle,” he growled. “And I will not serve you ...
SARAH J. MAAS Their quarterback, Brady, has been there before. Unfortunately, he did what he's done many times bef...
BILL COWHER The concrete for the ramps has been poured to provide an ADA-compliant slope and the landscaping wil...
NORM CHAMBERS Thinking things has been done through the ages; knowing things remains to be done.
SOURCE UNKNOWN Thinking things has been done through the ages; knowing things remains to be done.

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