What if she figures out you're not very smart?


Billy Joel

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I respect Billy Joel, but I'm not a guy who's gonna sit down and listen to the entire 'E...
GARTH RISK HALLBERG
It was phenomenal, absolutely phenomenal. It's Billy Joel - what else do you have to say?
JOSH DAVIS
It's exciting. It's a double dose of Billy Joel.
BARBARA BOCHNER
My big influences are piano artists like Billy Joel and Elton John.
KYLE DUNNIGAN
His style is sort of pop, like Billy Joel or Elton John.
CHRIS BRANDON
My favorites growing up were always Billy Joel, Michael Jackson... and Placido Domingo.
JOSH YOUNG
Billy Joel and Joe Jackson were both great, and they both play piano.
BEN FOLDS
Hope you don't think this is Billy Joel unplugged. I'm a piano player. I'm already unplugged.
BILLY JOEL
There are some seminal things that happened in the '70s for me: Billy Joel and Jackson 5.
ISAAC HANSON
The early Billy Joel stuff I fell in love with, like Glass Houses, is a real rock record.
GAVIN DEGRAW
Elton John and Billy Joel, I find them both to be huge inspirations, those guys are so talented.
KYGO
For years I played the what-if game. Maybe you're acquainted with this pastime. The rules are simple...
CRAIG GROESCHEL
You'll never get anywhere if you go about what-iffing like that.
ROALD DAHL
Christina is very aggressive. She is smart and she knows what she's doing back there.
NICOLE KID
I'll be long gone before some smart person ever figures out what happened inside this Oval Office."<...
GEORGE W. BUSH
Oh, yeah, I've always thought of covering some of my influences like Billy Joel, Elton John, Ste...
JON SECADA
I happen to be a guy who also plays the piano and sings, so people automatically associate me with B...
GAVIN DEGRAW
Everyone seems to be really excited. I mean, everyone was really excited about the concert. It's lik...
BARBARA BOCHNER
I listen to Billy Joel. He is fabulous. I saw him with Elton John when they toured together, it was ...
MARLEE MATLIN
For me, '52nd Street' is quintessential Billy Joel. I bought that record as a kid and listen...
DARIUS RUCKER
No matter what, I will always hope for that day when I look around and can say, 'Oh yeah, I wrot...
ISAAC HANSON
Most people are blown away by the fact that Beck is Jewish... and Billy Joel. I didn't know he w...
GUY OSEARY
I'm born and raised Long Island. Billy Joel, Paul Simon, Ben Gibbard - melody-driven guys... The...
JON BELLION
Billy Joel is an incredible musician. He just feels like one of the guys, you know. I grew up listen...
ACTION BRONSON
She could count. She knew her colors. She was very, very smart. She was very well-behaved, very lovi...
ANGELA BROADHEAD
You see, the what ifs are as boundless as the stars.
SALLY GARDNER
As an atheist you have to rationalize things. . . . Then you have to try and make some sort of sense...
BILLY JOEL
I just want to make things right. I don't know if Billy Joel knows, but as an entertainer, and the f...
ALICE ALYCE
I've had so many hot, cheesy, corny loves of music in my life. I had a very intense Billy Joel p...
JACK BLACK
They generally come out and say, Billy if you continue on, you're going to get one. It's very clear ...
BILLY DONOVAN
Even those that hate Hillary admit she is a work horse and not a show horse. She gets down into the ...
VALERIE PLAME
Marilyn was a great actress, not a dumb blond bombshell. She was very smart, very astute and a good ...
LAWRENCE SCHILLER
We are excited to present the talents of MCG on legendary Steinway instruments. From Chopin to Billy...
BILL ANDREWS
She became a very smart player in later years.
DICK BARTHOLDI
That taught us how to block a sword with two knives. But what if an ax man's coming at me?"
Gi...
JOHN FLANAGAN
If youre in an awkward position, feel comfortable enough to walk away.
BEAU MIRCHOFF
I love Billy Joel. I cry sometimes when I hear 'The Stranger.' 'You May Be Right' ma...
ADAM PALLY
We could have been the greatest love story ever told.

If only you'd stayed in character.
JOSEPH GORDON-LEVITT
We jumped out there trying to prepare our customers as best we could. And it's hard to decide whethe...
JUDY MOSS
CLEMENTINE: This is it, Joel. It's going to be gone soon.
JOEL: I know.
CLEMENTINE: What d...
CHARLIE KAUFMAN
But it's hard not to talk about this horse. She's very smart and she did it easy today.
BOBBY FRANKEL
What Billy brings to the table is an understanding of the small-business owner, which is important. ...
CHIP CHERRY
When you grow up, you gain experience and realise what youre capable of.
FRANCESCO TOTTI
If a woman rebels against high-heeled shoes, she should take care to do it in a very smart hat.
GEORGE BERNARD SHAW
She's years beyond her age, ... Honestly, she acts older than Joel.
BENJI MADDEN
She's years beyond her age, ... Honestly, she acts older than Joel.
BENJI LEVI MADDEN
Why do smart people exist, if not to figure out convoluted problems?
MIKHAIL BULGAKOV
What a surprise. I'm very pleased. I think it worked out well for Billy and for Ken and for the play...
LEWIS WOLFF
What a surprise, ... I'm very pleased. I think it worked out well for Billy and for Ken and for the ...
LEWIS WOLFF
A woman can never be too rich or too thin, but until very, very recently, she could be too powerful,...
STACY SCHIFF
I grew up in the '70s, and I hear in my own stuff a lot of what I grew up listening to, which is...
JASON ROBERT BROWN
I am at my core a singer/songwriter a la James Taylor or a la Billy Joel. It's not that I don...
BRIAN MCKNIGHT
That moment was very important because it was political. That's what has to be done, so they str...
MARY MCDONNELL
Then I remembered how she was - fiery, ruthless, smart, and despite herself very caring, not a perso...
MIKE BOND
if youre never scared, or embarased, or hurt, it means you never take any chances.
JULIA SOREL
What If dead is another riddle??
Another matrix?
DEYTH BANGER
She sounds extremely creative, in that she turned historical figures into mythical figures. Obviousl...
NIKKI GIOVANNI
Her style is such that she's not in a hurry. She's very careful. Like Andrew Wyeth she doesn't turn ...
EARL ROGERS
Dont try to go too fast. Learn your job. Dont ever talk until you know what youre talking about. If ...
SAM RAYBURN
I'm not Jeremy Glick, Billy...
PHIL DONAHUE
Usually, if I want to just listen to something or sing along to something, I'll put on some Gavi...
JOSH YOUNG
She's very smart. She is pretty sharp. She's really concerned about people. She has a hilarious sens...
CHRISTINA MCMASTER
I might not be very smart, but I surround myself with smart people.
BARBARA MANDRELL
I did not invent these figures. It did not come from me. What do I have to gain if I lie?
FRANCO TITO
who wants flowers when youre dead? nobody.
J.D. SALINGER
It happened right in front of her face. She is a smart girl. She knows what happened.
DERRICK JOSEPH
Nickname is very well and we're looking forward to running him. He'd have to be the horse that every...
MARTIN BRASSIL
I did Phone Booth, and that was shot very, very quickly, but that was Joel Schumacher, who's sho...
KATIE HOLMES
My husband was just OK looking. I was in labor and I said to him, 'What if she's ugly? You&#...
BEVERLY JOHNSON
She's a very, very smart woman, but she was playing rope-a-dope a little bit today with the commissi...
BILL HARVEY
She made me feel so uncomfortable because she's very clever, very smart player. She knows exactly wh...
IVETA BENESOVA
Katie was in charge that entire match. She was focused and played a very smart match.
GAIL PATTON
When I started out, I wanted to be Billy Joel. The plan was to be a singer-songwriter of that ilk, a...
JASON ROBERT BROWN
Donald Trump tells us that he is very, very smart. I'm afraid that when it comes to foreign poli...
MITT ROMNEY
It was very smart what he (Barber) included and changed.
CHRIS WILLARD
What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream?
WOODY ALLEN
But what if you're wrong?
What if there's more?
What if there's hope you never dreamed of ...
NICHOLE NORDEMAN
(Prosecutor Joel) Levin said whether he was getting any money or not was just the icing on the cake....
DAN WEBB
She did very well in the tournament, but we knew she would, ... Beth is a steady player, she keeps h...
BETH SHELTON
A smart husband buys his wife very fine china so she won't trust him to wash it.
UNKNOWN
She knew what all smart women knew: Laughter made you live better and longer.
GAIL PARENT
I don't think I consciously say, 'What would Olivia Pope do?' but there's a new thre...
KERRY WASHINGTON
Whether or not Billy got what he wanted out of this game, only he knows. For us, there was a lot of ...
BUTCH BEARD
She came out of jail not knowing what she would be facing, not knowing what awaited her. She did not...
SYLVIE BORDELAIS
I'm not that smart.
CASEY AFFLECK
I'm not smart enough and I don't know enough about what's going on.
GEORGE CLOONEY
She was smart. She had the choice.
MARTINA NAVRATILOVA
I have to exercise in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing.
UNKNOWN
Galinda didn't see the verdant world through the glass of the carriage; she saw her own reflection i...
GREGORY MAGUIRE
Youre gonna grow up and marry some ice cream! Haha!
JEFF KINNEY
I assume she is not sincere because if you're smart enough to be on the Supreme Court, you should be...
BEN AUSTIN
What are you doing?” I asked Loretta.
“Stabbing a cushion,” she told me.
JOEL N. ROSS
What she said is not important. She is free to speak out.
MAHMOUD AHMADINEJAD
Linda was a very private person. The accolades she received were not something she sought out.
KIM ALEXANDER
He's very smart on policy and on politics. He's not a member of Congress who, if the staff didn't pu...
NATHAN DIAMENT
I honestly believe what we're seeing is Joel gaining confidence and arm strength,
MIKE HARGROVE
She's a very smart person. She knows her limitations as an individual, and she knows her role on the...
HEATHER STEPHENS
If it can't be expressed in figures, it's not science it's opinion.
LAZARUS LONG
MRS PEARCE. Mr Higgins: youre tempting the girl. It’s not right. She should think of the future. GEORGE BERNARD SHAW She is incredibly smart, incredibly adept at storytelling with costumes. I felt it was very importan...
DANIEL GOLDSTEIN

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Musicians want to be the loud voice for so many quiet hearts.
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In a way, we are magicians. We are alchemists, sorcerers and wizards. We are a very strange bunch. B...
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I am, as I've said, merely competent. But in an age of incompetence, that makes me extraordinary.
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If I need a cause for celebrationOr a comfort I can use to ease my mindI rely on my imaginationAnd I...
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[Does Joel feel a particular resonance with any of this year's other nominees? Sure, he says -- Paul...
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Shades of grey wherever I goThe more I find out the less that I knowBlack and white is how it should...
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I'm still dealing with the 21-year-old me. That idealist, that purist, that young, noble, and somewh...
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I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints - The sinners are much more fun
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Don't go trying some new fashionDon't change the color of your hair. . . .I could not love you any b...
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I really wish I was less of a thinking man and more of a fool not afraid of rejection.
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The charm of history and its enigmatic lesson consist in the fact that, from age to age, nothing ch...
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I think music in itself is healing. It's an explosive expression of humanity. It's something we are ...
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I have a theory that the only original things we ever do are mistakes.
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Like a boxer in a title fight, you have to walk in that ring alone.
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The good days weren't really so good, and tomorrow ain't as bad as it seems.
BILLY JOEL
I've come to realize that life is not a musical comedy, it's a Greek tragedy.
BILLY JOEL
A typical day in the life of a heavy metal musician consists of a round of golf and an AA meeting.
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They say there's a heaven for those who will wait. Some say it's better, but I say it ain't. I'd rat...
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There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than...
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I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints.
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There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better ...
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Why do musicians give so much time to charitable causes? The most humanitarian cause that we can giv...
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Have you listened to the radio lately? Have you heard the canned, frozen and processed product being...
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I've crashed my car three times.
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The whole world loves American movies, blue jeans, jazz and rock and roll. It is probably a better w...
BILLY JOEL
Don't go changing, to try and please me You never let me down before Don't imagine you're too famili...
BILLY JOEL
The good ole days weren't always good, and tomorrow ain't as bad as it seems.
BILLY JOEL
Historically, musicians know what it is like to be outside the norm - walking the high wire without ...
BILLY JOEL
If it seems like I've been lost in 'lets remember', If it seems I'm gettin' older and missin' my you...
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I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints, sinners are much more fun.
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It's okay if you mess up. You should give yourself a break.
BILLY JOEL
You're not the only one who's made mistakes, but they're the only things that you can truly call you...
BILLY JOEL
Don't wait for answers... Just take your chances!Don't ask me why.
BILLY JOEL
And the word spread of Billy the Kid.
BILLY JOEL
We didn't start the fire
It was always burning
Since the world's been turning
We didn...
BILLY JOEL
If you make music for the human needs you have within yourself, then you do it for all humans who ne...
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We are living in a time when American popular music is finally being recognized as one of our most s...
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They say that these are not the best of timesBut they're the only times I've ever knownAnd I believe...
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When I was 19, I made my first good week's pay as a club musician. It was enough money for me to...
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We might be laughing a bit too loudBut that never hurt no one.
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Critics have said I write without spontaneity, in cold blood. I don't. I write in hot blood.
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I consider myself to be an inept pianist, a bad singer, and a merely competent songwriter. What I do...
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Don't wait for answers... Just take your chances!
Don't ask me why.
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In an age of incompetence, I've been able to last in this crazy business. I actually know how to...
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I am, as I've said, merely competent. But in an age of incompetence, that makes me extraordinary...
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I have a theory that is the only original things we ever do are mistakes. The only thing that we can...
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I was homeless when I was younger and I was suicidal when I was 21. Anything that has happened after...
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Singles don't represent me. Albums do.
BILLY JOEL
No matter what culture we're from, everyone loves music.
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I ride my own motorcycles, People are like, 'God, the guy is bad enough on cars!' Actually I have a ...
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We came in spastic, like tameless horses. We left in plastic as numbered corpses.
BILLY JOEL
You can walk away from your mistakes.You can turn your back on what you do.Just a little smile is al...
BILLY JOEL
Now, we lives our lives...So nonchalant...We spend our time...So 'Bon Vivant'...Our stylish nights.....
BILLY JOEL
You've got your passion. You've got your pride.But don't you know that only fools are satisfied?Drea...
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I don't know if people are going to remember some of these songs we're going to do tonight. Hell, I ...
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Drank a lot of take home pay.
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I thinking of people like Phil Ramone or George Martin,
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It's not just the market fluctuation. It's also what's going on with these big companies. Everyone's...
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I hate making videos. Songs are not visual. You get it out of the air. You don't watch it on MTV.
BILLY JOEL
have a good reason to be scared.
BILLY JOEL
Only the Good Die Young
BILLY JOEL
Went off to school, and learned to serve the state.Followed the rules, and drank his vodka straight....
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Slow down, you crazy child.You're so ambitious for a juvenile.
BILLY JOEL
Clear as a crystal... Sharp as a knife...I feel like I'm in the prime of my life.
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They all want your white body, and they await your reply.But, between you and me, and this Staten Is...
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I don't care what consequence it brings, I have been a fool for lesser things.
BILLY JOEL
She's got a smile that heals meI don't know why it isBut I have to laugh when she reveals me.
BILLY JOEL
I know that everybody has a dreamEverybody has a dreamAnd this is my dream, my ownJust to be at home...
BILLY JOEL
She can kill with a smile,She can wound with her eyes.
BILLY JOEL
You may never understandHow the Stranger is inspired,But he is not always evil,And he is not always ...
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There are certain artists who have taken it upon themselves to save the world, and I find that gets ...
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Hope you don't think this is Billy Joel unplugged. I'm a piano player. I'm already unplugged.
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You see firemen, you see cops, and these guys risk their lives everyday. They do this all the time ....
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If you said good-bye to me tonight,There would still be music left to write.
BILLY JOEL
Don't go changing, to try and please meYou never let me down before.
BILLY JOEL
When you look into my eyesAnd you see the crazy gypsy in my soulIt always comes as a surpriseWhen I ...
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Some people sleep all alone every nightInstead of taking a lover to bedSome people find that it's ea...
BILLY JOEL
I see the winos talking to themselvesAnd I can understand.
BILLY JOEL
What will it take till you believe in meThe way that I believe in you.
BILLY JOEL
I don't care what you say anymore, this is my lifeGo ahead with your own life and leave me alone.
BILLY JOEL
In every heart there is a roomA sanctuary safe and strongTo heal the wounds from lovers pastUntil a ...
BILLY JOEL
Call me a joker, call me a foolRight at this moment I'm totally cool.
BILLY JOEL
Slow down you're doing fineYou can't be everything you want to beBefore your time.
BILLY JOEL
Don't go trying some new fashion
Don't change the color of your hair. . . .
I could not love...
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In every heart there is a room
A sanctuary safe and strong
To heal the wounds from lovers pa...
BILLY JOEL
Slow down you're doing fine
You can't be everything you want to be
Before your time.
BILLY JOEL
But I don't want some pretty face
To tell me pretty lies
All I want is someone to believe.
BILLY JOEL
I would not leave you in your times of trouble. We never could have come this far. I took the good t...
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I can't remember faces, don't remember names, but after awhile and a thousand miles it all becomes t...
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Rock and roll cola wars, I can't take it any more.
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As an atheist you have to rationalize things. . . . Then you have to try and make some sort of sense...
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They showed you a statue and told you to prayThey built you a temple and locked you awayBut they nev...
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I promised I would never leave youAnd you should always knowWherever you may goNo matter where you a...
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I was drawn to boxing because I got beat up as a kid. I was the kid with the piano books in a New Yo...
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Hot funk, cold punk, even if it's old junk, it's still rock and roll to me.
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If I ever reach heaven I expect to find three wonders there: first, to meet some I had not thought t...
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People in music lie, but they don't expect you to believe them. People in television actually expect...
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But I don't want some pretty faceTo tell me pretty liesAll I want is someone to believe.
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Say goodbye to the oldies, but goodies, because the good old days weren't always good and tomorrow a...
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Honesty is such a lonely wordEveryone is so untrueHonest is hardly ever heardAnd mostly what I need ...
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If you are not doing what you love, you are wasting your time.
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People who are looking for art in rock 'n' roll or pop are looking for something that either doesn't...
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You Catholic girls start much too lateBut sooner or later it comes down to fateI might as well be th...
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You can speak your mindBut not on my time.
BILLY JOEL
Your mother told you all that I could give you was a reputation.
BILLY JOEL
You can't go home with the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. You don't sleep with the Rock and Roll Hall o...
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The happiest times in my life were when my relationships were going well -- when I was in love with ...
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I know I'm searching for somethingSomething so undefinedThat it can only be seenBy the eyes of the b...
BILLY JOEL
If I'm gonna be losing it, I might as well be doing it right
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She will promise you moreThan the Garden of EdenThen she'll carelessly cut youAnd laugh while you're...
BILLY JOEL
I am no longer afraid of becoming lost, because the journey back always reveals something new, and t...
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If you want to know what life is like in the Soviet Union, go to your local department of motor vehi...
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You may be rightI may be crazyBut it just may be a lunatic you're looking for.
BILLY JOEL
If I'm crazy then it's trueThat it's all because of youAnd you wouldn't want me any other way.
BILLY JOEL
Go on and cry in your coffee, but don't come bitching to me.
BILLY JOEL
We all have a face that we hide away forever,And we take them out and show ourselves when everyone h...
BILLY JOEL
I may be an antique like the Stones, but antiques are valuable.
BILLY JOEL
Don't be afraid to try againEveryone goes southEvery now and then.
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I believe that all important matters have to be settled here, not in the clouds somewhere after we k...
BILLY JOEL
They're sharing a drink they call lonelinessBut it's better than drinking alone.
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You've got yoga honeyI've got beerYou got overpricedAnd I got weird.
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Part of me is afraid to let go of this other thing, which was so hugely successful. But on the other...
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There's an old man sitting next to meMaking love to his tonic and gin.
BILLY JOEL
...And you're the only one who knows.
BILLY JOEL
The good ole days weren't always good, and tomorrow ain't as bad as it seems.
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Videos destroyed the vitality of rock and roll. Before that, music said, "Listen to me." Now it says...
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I have been both praised and criticized. The criticism stung, but the praise sometimes bothered me e...
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You can get what you want or you can just get old.
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Well we're waiting here in Allentown,
For the Pennsylvania we never found,
For the promise...
BILLY JOEL
Don't make music for some vast, unseen audience or market or ratings share or even for something...
BILLY JOEL
I think historically America has been pretty tolerant. It seems when there's a mass influx from ...
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I keep telling people: Don't make me the poster boy for AA because I don't know a lot about ...
BILLY JOEL
I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints - the sinners are much more fun.
BILLY JOEL
I did write a letter to the archdiocese who'd banned the song, Only the Good Die Young, asking t...
BILLY JOEL
Most people are satisfied with the junk food being sold as music.
BILLY JOEL
When I look at great works of art or listen to inspired music, I sense intimate portraits of the spe...
BILLY JOEL
Like family, we are tied to each other. This is what all good musicians understand.
BILLY JOEL
Artists - musicians, painters, writers, poets - always seem to have had the most accurate perception...
BILLY JOEL
You're not the only one who's made mistakes, but they're the only things that you can tr...
BILLY JOEL
As human beings, we need to know that we are not alone, that we are not crazy or completely out of o...
BILLY JOEL
I definitely prefer being a lover than a fighter.
BILLY JOEL
So before we end and then begin
We'll drink a toast to how it's been
A few more hours to b...
BILLY JOEL
Well, he robbed his way from Utah to Oklahoma
And the law just could not seem to track him down<...
BILLY JOEL
Call me a joker, call me a fool
Right at this moment I'm totally cool.
BILLY JOEL
I don't think what has happened to me is that different from what happens to most people. The only d...
BILLY JOEL
the words of a madman are only chaos to the sane.
-JOEL
If you said good-bye to me tonight, There would still be music left to write.
BILLY JOEL "THE LONGEST TIME"
If you want to reap financial blessings, you have to sow financially.
JOEL OSTEEN
When the negative thoughts come - and they will; they come to all of us - it's not enough to jus...
JOEL OSTEEN
You have to have talent. You have to get the audition and then you have to nail the audition.
JOEL MCHALE
God made you a masterpiece - be blessed, secure, disciplined and equipped.
JOEL OSTEEN
A pig has a plow on the end of its nose because it does meaningful work with it. It is built to dig ...
JOEL SALATIN
We live in a culture that relishes tearing others down. It's ultimately more fulfilling, though,...
JOEL OSTEEN
Why don't you start believing that no matter what you have or haven't done, that your best d...
JOEL OSTEEN
I think that God gives you your own will and choices. I don't believe that we're supposed to...
JOEL OSTEEN
If we're going to bring out the best in people, we, too, need to sow seeds of encouragement.
JOEL OSTEEN
If I play a villain, I try to find his lightness and his good side. And if I play a hero or a good g...
JOEL KINNAMAN
If you don't set the tone for the day, the devil will set it for you.
JOEL OSTEEN
I always try to put a seed of hope into people's hearts. I'm not there to teach them doctrin...
JOEL OSTEEN
I love 'Breaking Bad.' I'd watch Bryan Cranston read the phone book, for days.
JOEL KINNAMAN
I'm hardly digging trenches for a living. I'm getting to tap into my boyhood fantasies of be...
JOEL EDGERTON
I would have happily done 'Bourne Legacy,' but a lot of decisions are made for you.
JOEL EDGERTON
I don't think the NFL had the slightest intention of taking me, except as maybe a water boy.
JOEL MCHALE
It's an awesome thing to be flung out onto the stage twice a weekend in front of 250 people, and...
JOEL MCHALE
My goal and my career is definitely not to be famous. That's a really horrible goal, just to be ...
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Once you've been booked, people in Hollywood say, 'Oh he must be good.' All the while yo...
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It's important to have the right agent - people that are working hard for you. But an actor need...
JOEL MCHALE
Joel McHale is so money, he should be printed on money.
JOEL MCHALE
If you have a dream, just lie about it. Lie your way unto your dreams.
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Yes, I would say my comedy is grunge, evidenced by the fact my jokes have put an end to big-hair gla...
JOEL MCHALE
In prison, inmates sometimes use Cheetos and grape juice as makeup. I wouldn't use that beauty r...
JOEL MCHALE
Follow what your head is telling you and work hard. That's the big secret.
JOEL MCHALE
We have an uncanny ability to make birds do what we want them to do. In Blood Simple there's a s...
JOEL COEN
Resting metabolic rate is largely genetically determined, but our calorie intake has an effect as we...
JOEL FUHRMAN
Combine anti-cancer foods to maximize protection against all cancers: A number of plant foods are as...
JOEL FUHRMAN
Industrial agriculture, because it depends on standardization, has bombarded us with the message tha...
JOEL SALATIN
Young Joel Benenson supported - well, I - you know, look, I supported Bobby Kennedy, not Eugene McCa...
JOEL BENENSON
We think when God speaks to us, there's going to be a boom out of Heaven or we're going to g...
JOEL OSTEEN
Having rain on your tuxedo is a pretty good reminder that you're not James Bond.
JOEL EDGERTON
When faith in our freedom gives way to fear of our freedom, silencing the minority view becomes the ...
JOEL SALATIN
Humor is a universal lanuage.
JOEL GOODMAN
I believe that God breathed life into every person and that every person is made in the image of God...
JOEL OSTEEN
When I grew up, the Devil was a reason why I had a headache or the Devil was the reason I got mad to...
JOEL OSTEEN
I operate under the theory that all publicity is good publicity, and then, if that theory doesn'...
JOEL EDGERTON
Keep in mind, hurting people often hurt other people as a result of their own pain. If somebody is r...
JOEL OSTEEN
There just isn't any pleasing some people. The trick is to stop trying.
JOEL ROSENBERG
Quit questioning God and start trusting Him!
JOEL OSTEEN
You must make a decision that you are going to move on. It wont happen automatically. You will have ...
JOEL OSTEEN
Jesus was saying that you can't have a larger life with restricted attitudes.
JOEL OSTEEN
He that cannot decidedly say, No, when tempted to evil, is on the highway to ruin. He loses the resp...
JOEL HAWES
Aim at the sun, and you may not reach it; but your arrow will fly far higher than if aimed at an obj...
JOEL HAWES
Vision without action is a dream. Action without vision is simply passing the time. Action with Visi...
JOEL BARKER
Don't do anything that you wouldn't feel comfortable reading about in the newspaper the next day.
JOEL OSTEEN
I want people to think through issues. I'm just tired of blind alignment.
JOEL SALATIN
The north of Sweden is very socialist and poor. They feel left out and despise Stockholm in many way...
JOEL KINNAMAN
In Sweden, there's a lot of talk of gender equality. That discussion isn't as prevalent in t...
JOEL KINNAMAN
The question is: Where would it get you if something that's a little bit ambiguous in the movie ...
JOEL COEN
Christmas is the perfect time to celebrate the love of God and family and to create memories that wi...
JOEL OSTEEN
Land degradation did not start with chemical agriculture. But chemical agriculture offered new tools...
JOEL SALATIN