What if you have amnesia, but you don't know about it because you forgot you had it.

If I could be any flavor of ice cream, I would be spinach so no one would eat me.

Opposite day gets confusing when you use sarcasm.

This is only a record of broken and apparently unrelated memories, some of them as distinct and sequent as brilliant beads upon a thread, others remote and strange, having the character of crimson dreams with interspaces blank and black -- witch-fires glowing still and red in a great desolation.

Let's just keeping on flying until the world explodes!

Stop signs in Spain aren't red... They're rojo.