What is it: is man only a blunder of God, or God only a blunder of man?

There cannot be a God because if there were one, I could not believe that I was not He.

God is a thought who makes crooked all that is straight.

I could not believe in a god that could not dance.

Woman was God’s second mistake.

Is man one of God's blunders? Or is God one of man's blunders?