What people say, what people do, and what they say they do are entirely different things.

Americans have different ways of saying things. They say 'elevator', we say 'lift'... they say 'President', we say 'stupid psychopathic git.

You don't remember people you love by the wise things they say but the silly things they do.

People say it gets better but it doesn't. It just gets different, that's all.

Some people say funny things, but I say things funny.

People say I'm bad at a lot of things. One I agree with is that I'm a bad driver.