What the hell is instant ? Nothing is instant. Instant rice takes five minutes, instant pudding an hour. I doubt that an instant of blinding pain feels particularly instantaneous.
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Related What is an "instant" death anyway? How long is an instant? Is it one second? Ten? The pain of those ... JOHN GREEN And what is an "instant" death anyway? How long is an instant? Is itone second? Ten? The pain of tho... JOHN GREEN Some say that pregnancy make a woman an instant mother. To that I say, I became an instant woman the... EFRAT CYBULKIEWICZ A smile is like an instant facelift and an instant mood lift. CHRISTIE BRINKLEY It bombarded her with instant pleasure, instant pain and instant arousal, fact and fiction all mixed... RUTH HARRIS With God, there is nothing instant, everything takes preparation SUNDAY ADELAJA Instant replay, the way I perceive it and the way Bruce perceives it, is to correct an obvious error... JON GRUDEN Laughter is an instant vacation. MILTON BERLE He brought us instant stature, instant integrity, instant quality that ... defined the early struggl... ROONE ARLEDGE I certainly don't believe for an instant the guy is just a huckster. RICHARD CIZIK Forever [is] so many different things. It is always changing... it is twenty minutes, or a hundred y... SARAH DESSEN I'm an instant star. Just add water and stir. DAVID BOWIE Life changes in the instant. The ordinary instant. JOAN DIDION It does not happen all at once. There is no instant pudding. W. EDWARDS DEMING Instant gratification takes too long. CARRIE FISHER Great art is an instant arrested in eternity. JAMES HUNEKER Great art is an instant arrested in eternity. JAMES GIBBONS HUNEKER I'm just an instant flirt with most people. I'm very cheeky. OLLY MURS Photography takes an instant out of time, altering life by holding it still. DOROTHEA LANGE I think we prefer to go to instant check on an immediate basis and try to accelerate implementing in... NEWT GINGRICH It takes the position of an instant blue chip. It becomes an institutional darling almost immediatel... BEN HOLMES I like buying iTunes. It's instant. CAITLIN ROSE Television has spread the habit of instant reaction and stimulated the hope of instant results. ARTHUR JR. Television has spread the habit of instant reaction and stimulated the hope of instant results. ARTHUR SCHLESINGER, JR. Television has spread the habit of instant reaction and stimulated the hope of instant results. ARTHUR SCHLESINGER JR. I'm an instant star, just add water. DAVID BOWIE Patriotism is an instant reaction that fades away when the war starts. MICK JAGGER Laughter is instant sunshine! BRIAN BENSON Laughter is instant sunshine! G. BRIAN BENSON And I'm a very irascible, bullheaded Scot who takes an instant dislike to her. HAL HOLBROOK Drinking coffee for instant relaxation? That's like drinking alcohol for instant motor skills. MARC PRICE It's instant feedback. You can see things right away. CHRIS SHELTON It's about instant gratification, JOSH BERNOFF You'd have an instant decade-long waiting line. JOHN GAY It's giving competitors an instant foot in the door. BRIAN MODOFF I think that to a large extent the reality of instant messaging is AOL and ICQ. ERIC BROWN She brings a lot of energy, which is one thing that you like from a kid coming off the bench. She's ... BRIAN GIORGIS I'm an instant star. Just add water and stir. DAVID BOWIE I knew at that instant it was going to be bad news. WINSTON CAVIN I always think everything is going to last forever, but nothing ever does. In fact nothing exists lo... SAM SAVAGE I bought some instant water one time but I didn't know what to add to it. STEPHEN WRIGHT Instant gratification is not soon enough. MERYL STREEP A flower takes a while to grow, but can die in an instant; this is how it is with trust. MATSHONA DHLIWAYO I think my generation is obsessed with instant gratification. We want everything now, now, now. DAKOTA FANNING The woods, the meadows and the three worlds are rendered green. The Doer of all did this in an insta... SRI GURU GRANTH SAHIB Everyone wants that instant landscape. ROSE BAGLIA I think if I had come out of drama school and been an instant Hollywood superstar, I would be taking... RICHARD C. ARMITAGE I just started taking pictures, and it was - it was an instant love affair. It was just ecstatic. SALLY MANN This instant is the only time there is. A COURSE IN MIRACLES And for the briefest instant, it almost feels like we're together again. NICHOLAS SPARKS Grief is the agony of an instant, the indulgence of grief the blunder of a life. BENJAMIN DISRAELI Grief is the agony of an instant; the indulgence of grief the blunder of a life. BENJAMIN DISRAELI Grief is the agony of an instant; the indulgence of grief the blunder of a life BENJAMIN DISRAELI They were instant friends, KATIE HARMAN AOL Instant Messenger is available to everyone. ANN BRACKBILL The inifinite is in the finite of every instant. ZEN SAYING The infinite is in the finite of every instant. SOURCE UNKNOWN The infinite is in the finite of every instant ZEN PROVERB In eternity there is no time, only an instant long enough for a joke. HERMANN HESSE There is not enough magic in a bloodline to forge an instant, irrevocable bond. JAMES EARL JONES We live in a world of instant gratification, the world of the quick fix. RACHAEL TAYLOR I have learned from Twitter that you get that instant feedback about what people think about what yo... DAVID NAIL Instant gratification is short-lived and full of regret. BRENDA BUSTER Red lipstick is my armour - I feel it distracts from my hereditary dark circles and gives me an inst... LIZ GOLDWYN We've been pushing instant messaging because it allows instant communication between people who are ... JONATHAN ANDERSON Thank God for instant replay. JON GRUDEN There are no instant solutions JAMES CALLAGHAN Real danger is nothing more than just living. Of course, living is merely the chaos of existence, bu... YUKIO MISHIMA How can a society that exists on instant mashed potatoes, packaged cake mixes, frozen dinners, and i... PAUL SWEENEY Think about visual IM (instant messaging). RON GARRIQUES We are looking at integrating instant messaging in every application we can. FRANCIS DESOUZA We're a new show. We can't afford instant replay. EMERIL LAGASSE They say that nothing can stand against such a man, for the one gun – that marked Mutiny – deals... HAL DUNCAN You may feel like you've come down with an instant case of the flu. BUCK TILTON In this instant of danger they realized they were each other's reason for living, and into this inst... ANAïS NIN I know that my mind is so A.D.D., and I want instant gratification - and photography can provide me ... RYAN MCGINLEY I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time. STEVEN WRIGHT I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time. STEPHEN WRIGHT You call that an instant classic. It was two great players taking over the game. MIKE BROWN Develop an affirmation today, and start getting instant confirmation in all works of like. RICHMOND AKHIGBE Miracle centered messages encourages instant gratification. SUNDAY ADELAJA Nominees all reflected the culture of instant messaging. LAURA CAMPBELL I will be satisfied if the federation of secret law, unequal pardon and irresistible executive power... EDWARD SNOWDEN Lord has purified the sinners in an instant;one cannot express His Glorious Praises SRI GURU GRANTH SAHIB We are sure all our compositions would be an instant hit with the audience. DIPAK SARMA Jackie Gleason said that comedy is the most exacting form of dramatic art, because it has an instant... CHUCK JONES My post-child period resulted in one instant change: I write shorter books for kids. BERKELEY BREATHED I'm all for typewriters, with instant carbon copies, and seeing films in cinemas. OLIVIA DE HAVILLAND I'm never going to leave the stage. I love the instant, immediate reaction. It's my home. JO KOY Every one, though born of God in an instant, yet undoubtedly grows by slow degrees JOHN WESLEY Hip-hop is an instant gratification, winners and losers circle, and often those who are losing give ... QUESTLOVE Wow. An instant classic, huh? You got a treat, I got a treat, the whole nation got a treat watching ... MIKE BROWN It just amazes me that AOL can be so intransigent, ... AOL's Instant Messenger is the industry stand... DAVID STROM It just amazes me that AOL can be so intransigent. AOL Instant Messenger is the industry standard. I... DAVID STROM Cherish your existence, for memories become legacies and life can change in an instant. ROSS CALIGIURI Faith may not be an instant affair,for it also requires patience to germinate. DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) Please, don't leave me alone with my thoughts... They'll kill me in an instant EE Your world can change in an instant when you see someone through another's eyes. ALISON G. BAILEY Those who live without Him, for even an instant - their lives are rendered useless. SRI GURU GRANTH SAHIB Instant gratification is the desire to choose the easy way out. SUNDAY ADELAJA
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