What this country needs is a really good five cent cigar.

What this country needs is a good five cent cigar.

What this country (America) needs is a really good 5-cent cigar.

What this country needs is a good five-cent nickel.

Once there were two brothers: one ran away to sea, the other was elected Vice-President - and nothing was ever heard from either of them again

a monkey cage, except that the visitors do not offer me any peanuts.