What was the competition? Well, I remember this Puerto Rican who came out in a short skirt and a gun.

I don't call myself Latin, I call myself Puerto Rican.

I'm not messing with skiing. You can't get this Puerto Rican on the slope. Uh-uh.

The first Latin music that blew my mind was bumba, which was a Puerto Rican beat.

You know, you may not be born in Puerto Rico, but Puerto Rican is definitely born in you.

But the only comparison that I want to Lenny Bruce is that I'm funny. I'm Freddie Prinze, Puerto Rican all the way.