What were you thinking?”

“Not much, clearly.”I hear the exasperation in Kacey’s voice.

“I don’t know about you, Livie . . . Sometimes you’re as graceful as a one-legged flamingo in a pit of quicksand.

Yeah,Livie?”
“How do you figure out the right way to live your life?” There’s a long pause. So long that I check the screen of my cell phone to see if the call is still connected.
“Trial and error, Livie. That’s the only way that I know of.

I set the water to its hottest setting, wishing it was labeled, “boil the hell out of any living organism.

The officer asks me if I want to press charges against Trent and I glare at him like he’s grown an arm out of his ass.

Now that I’ve come to terms with the fact that the bastard is going to affect me whether I like it or not, he’s even hotter than before.

And if that’s all he’s looking for then we’ll set fire to his balls.”
“What?” Storm’s face twists in a mixture of shock and amusement.
I shrug. “What can I say, Storm? I’m into some weird shit.