What would Chaucer have written about if men were perfect?

Nothing surprises me, particularly men and their propensity to be fools.

I was the oldest of seven kids, so I had no older brother who would say, 'Schmuck, don't do that.'

The odyssey is not going out and seeing the world: it's about trying to get home. It's home to the woman you love.

The most successful terrorist group in the United States for almost 70 years was the Ku Klux Klan. They hated Catholics, Jews, and blacks. They were prone to violence.

An independent Brooklyn probably would have built a new stadium for the Dodgers, so today there might be not just baseball but also the only football team on this side of the Hudson.