Garrison Keillor
Related TERRY PRATCHETT ANTHONY T. HINCKS ANON. GARRISON KEILLOR TERRY PRATCHETT ANTHONY T. HINCKS ANTHONY T. HINCKS ANTHONY T. HINCKS ANTHONY T. HINCKS ANTHONY T. HINCKS My darling," she said at last, are you sure you don't mind being a mouse for the rest of your life?"... ROALD DAHL ALLEGRA GOODMAN C.S. LEWIS J.K. ROWLING JOHN GREEN Should have taken warning it's justCY CURNIN THE FIXX ANTHONY T. HINCKS KIRSTEN MILLER MARIA V. SNYDER CASSANDRA CLARE TERRY PRATCHETT NEIL GAIMAN TERRY PRATCHETT PIET HEIN DOUGLAS ADAMS My dad said to me a few years ago: "There's no harm in thinking." We were talking about Crazy Uncle ... MARIAH FREDERICKS ANTHONY T. HINCKS DOUGLAS ADAMS KATIE ALENDER She looked at me for a second and said, "Oh, never mind. I guess it's true what Mom said? That you'v... SUSAN HUBBARD DAVID FOSTER WALLACE J.K. ROWLING awful plan. On a scale of one ... DEREK LANDY Tell me, have you done much circus work in your life?' [asked Mulder].LES MARTIN J.K. ROWLING NEIL GAIMAN Eros mumbled something.MARIE PHILLIPS Quote taken from Chapter 1:ED LYNSKEY Whose are all these ghosts?” she said, smiling at a flustered-looking Geraldine.DIANE HALL DOUGLAS ADAMS J.K. ROWLING LANG LEAV DOUGLAS ADAMS T.H. WHITE JOHN GREEN CASSANDRA CLARE NICHOLAS SPARKS LEWIS CARROLL A.A. MILNE APRILYNNE PIKE HARUKI MURAKAMI GENA SHOWALTER JAMIE MCGUIRE AGATHA CHRISTIE ELLEN HOPKINS P.C. CAST RICHELLE MEAD TERRY PRATCHETT Drawing makes you look at the world more closely. It helps you to see what you're looking at more cl... DAVID ALMOND Daniel, he said. I would have you follow me.ELIZABETH GEORGE SPEARE CASSANDRA CLARE NEIL GAIMAN J.K. ROWLING RAINBOW ROWELL What use would God have for a sinner like me?' JAN WATSON BRANDON SANDERSON MAX BARRY SARAH DESSEN Oh, wow."ELIZABETH HUNTER RICK RIORDAN JOHN GREEN PATRICK JONES NEIL GAIMAN CASSANDRA CLARE Do you know what they call themselves, all these people?"FRANK BEDDOR DOUGLAS ADAMS A.A. MILNE TAHEREH MAFI JIMMY CARTER ELLA WHEELER WILCOX TERRY PRATCHETT CASSANDRA CLARE J.K. ROWLING ILONA ANDREWS TERRY PRATCHETT NEIL DEGRASSE TYSON C.S. LEWIS VIKRAM SETH JULIA QUINN MICHELLE HODKIN JOHN GREEN CASSANDRA CLARE BILL WATTERSON HARUKI MURAKAMI J.K. ROWLING HILARY MCKAY HILARY MCKAY AGATHA CHRISTIE DEREK LANDY BRANDON SANDERSON
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LANE GARRISON I always received much more satisfaction as a defense attorney in obtaining an acquittal for a clien... JIM GARRISON I derive no pleasure from prosecuting a man, even though I know he's guilty; do you think I coul... JIM GARRISON The head of the CIA, it seems to me, would think long and hard before he admitted that former employ... JIM GARRISON This kind of charge reveals a good deal about the personality of the people who make it; to impute s... JIM GARRISON I'm not in the business of harassing anybody. JIM GARRISON It's rather naive, apart from being ethically objectionable, to assume that our investigators tr... JIM GARRISON My office has been one of the most scrupulous in the country with regard to the protection of indivi... JIM GARRISON It is important to know who killed Jack Kennedy and why. JIM GARRISON Until as recently as November of 1966, I had complete faith in the Warren Report. Of course, my fait... JIM GARRISON It has been my policy not to respond to each of the many canards which have been part of the campaig... JIM GARRISON It would certainly be interesting to know what the CIA knew about Oswald six weeks before the assass... JIM GARRISON I'm convinced from what I know of Vernon Bundy that his testimony was truthful. JIM GARRISON I'm afraid, based on my own experience, that fascism will come to America in the name of nationa... JIM GARRISON Gene Hackman is one of the great American actors of all time. LANE GARRISON I'm originally from Dallas, Texas, where Bonnie and Clyde were from, so when I was a little kid,... LANE GARRISON If you speak to anyone who's ever done time, the fact that you make it out of there alive is a m... LANE GARRISON One of the things about jail that's weird is that you're sent to a place where you're su... LANE GARRISON I have much to say about the pain I've felt and seen inside of prison. It has been an eye-openin... LANE GARRISON In the end, crime doesn't pay. LANE GARRISON Bonnie and Clyde were almost like a modern-day Robin Hood, stealing 'the government's money.... LANE GARRISON I grew up learning from a father who said, 'When you make a mistake or you make a bad decision, ... LANE GARRISON THEODOSIA GARRISON ZINA GARRISON All the charges you enumerate have been made with one purpose in mind-to place our office on the def... JIM GARRISON Use the water of encouragement on someone else's flowers - especially the flowers that are wilted, t... HANNAH GARRISON To those who don't want the truth about Kennedy's assassination to become known, the very re... JIM GARRISON The grand jury, composed of 12 eminent New Orleans citizens, heard our evidence and indicted the def... JIM GARRISON The CIA could not face up to the American people and admit that its former employees had conspired t... JIM GARRISON I know the one thing she'd want us to be doing is laughing. BOB GARRISON I think it's nice for the volunteers of this area, that recognition means something to all the peopl... BOB GARRISON The high school drawings are being finished up in our office as we speak. The high school job will b... BOB GARRISON When you think about it, these budgets were formulated a year in a half ago and we're living with th... BOB GARRISON We are in an environment where we can't afford everything, but there are some choices. BOB GARRISON We weren't happy with that so our recommendation to the board was to reject those bids. BOB GARRISON I can sympathize with them. Because I know, you know, every time I look at the benefits I had, they'... BILL GARRISON I think she'll bring a whole new look, a whole new feel to this place. BILL GARRISON All of their 1040 information was in the hands of these crooks. BILL GARRISON We're getting evidence that really depicts organized crime. They really deserve more potent charges. BILL GARRISON No one has had the capability of getting into computers to find out the extent before. (We'll find) ... BILL GARRISON Research shows that early literacy is critical. Students who come from more affluent, better educate... BILL GARRISON THEODOSIA GARRISON It was the closest time in our department where firemen risked their lives. It was the most impressi... DAVID GARRISON We didn't come out ready to play. They're a good team and well coached, and you're not going to beat... GREG GARRISON There's a reason Cory Davis is getting a Division I scholarship. He's a difference maker, not only f... GREG GARRISON They were really physical inside and pushed us away from the basket. We didn't get the ball inside l... GREG GARRISON Our defensive presence was there ? they had 23 turnovers. Our (turnovers) came in stretches that led... GREG GARRISON That's kind of their trademark, to play hard and apply pressure. I think we came out a little timid ... GREG GARRISON We managed to hang on. We didn't do a good job of putting them away when we could have. GREG GARRISON We're not looking forward to that trip, to be honest with you. GREG GARRISON One of the big benefits is getting our kids away from home, sharing (motel) rooms. The camaraderie, ... GREG GARRISON The encouraging thing is we got better each game. It was a great team effort. GREG GARRISON I'm really proud of our kids and their defensive effort. We held them to seven in the fourth quarter... GREG GARRISON I believe comedy should be a resource to promote social change instead of regression. I can't say en... LAURA GARRISON Hurricanes affect us terribly. If we have a bad hurricane season it'll take away from everything I d... BETSY GARRISON The clothing is about sun protection and of course we have beer can island shorts. BETSY GARRISON We had the best January through March period in the history of owning our own business. BETSY GARRISON You never know what's going to happen. We're not going to rehearse -- we're just going to wing it. GARRISON STARR When I first started at KJHK it was this exalted entity to me. It was like I had finally found somet... KYLE GARRISON We don't have enough deodorant, so we'll add that later. DAVID GARRISON I'm afraid, based on my own experience, that fascism will come to America in the name of national se... JIM GARRISON I'm not able to cry yet, ... I lost a son and a wonderful daughter-in-law, but I can't cry. I want t... JIM GARRISON I want to keep it diverse, but not to the point of alienating our listeners. If it's a really good l... KYLE GARRISON ZINA GARRISON ZINA GARRISON ZINA GARRISON We're not doing anything new with Snort. What we're doing is Snort with high speed and low latency, ... STEVE GARRISON Substantial interest already has been expressed, both from Petaluma firms and some outside the area. DOUG GARRISON We are adding parking and a signal at the south entrance of the campus, but as we've seen with the n... DOUG GARRISON Hit television show American Idol is the perfect example of this. Thousands of hopefuls sing their h... DOUG GARRISON This is a monumental step for Santa Rosa Junior College, because it is a direct statement that it is... DOUG GARRISON When we surveyed students about their interests and needs, they expressed a lot of support for the u... DOUG GARRISON It will be a process. The heart and soul of our college is our faculty, and we've already found a qu... DOUG GARRISON I'm genuinely excited about what we'll be able to do to better serve the community. At the same time... DOUG GARRISON Lately I can't help wanting us DEBORAH GARRISON It would be a challenge even for the Delaware Theater Company to do a show like this. DENVER GARRISON I don't know if he could or not. He could try. DENVER GARRISON Gas prices are too high. Something should be done about it. DENVER GARRISON Selfish people try to keep or get things but they loose people HANNAH GARRISON A guest from company A could possibly hack into a conference held by company B, their competitor, st... DAVID GARRISON That smacks of bribery. He just opens himself up to misusing his money. This is the quintessential r... GARRISON NELSON The superstars have landed. This is a clear sign that the Democrats know how important this Senate r... GARRISON NELSON It's just more of a grass-roots approach. It's fans taking matters into their own hands and making g... GARRISON STARR The cats are terrible. Out of every 10, nine are scratching and biting and hissing. JANE GARRISON I've been bitten, scratched, had [my] head cracked open. JANE GARRISON The suffering is overwhelming. Sometimes they have food left, but all their water is gone. Every sec... JANE GARRISON We feel very betrayed in regards to
them taking our money and giving the administrators a raise. JANNA GARRISON They're taking our money and giving it to the principals. JANNA GARRISON It's taking our money that we're sacrificing ... and they're giving the administrators up to an 11 p... JANNA GARRISON We should be able to work together, but the only way you can work together is with integrity and tru... JANNA GARRISON Our goal was to be in the top ten and nobody gave us a prayer. (Eighth place) isn't to bad for a tea... JACK GARRISON (Reese) came out here and beat all the good kids. What a tournament both of them had. JACK GARRISON He's a tough kid. You have to want to beat the hell out of the kid; that's the attitude you need. JACK GARRISON We needed a few more pins, they pinned us more than we pinned them and that hurt us. But I'm proud o... JACK GARRISON I tell you what, we set a team goal to win the region and I think the team did everything they could... JACK GARRISON This is not about money. This is about the judicial system gone awry. This is about two jurors being... LARRY GARRISON Right now I have the whole world converging on me to do interviews. I have a major (TV) network that... LARRY GARRISON As far as I know I'm doing a book with him on the Jackson trial. All I can say is that he is a chara... LARRY GARRISON As far as I know I'm doing a book with him on the Jackson trial. LARRY GARRISON These books are going to rock the nation. Elly and Ray are two of the three jurors who initially vot... LARRY GARRISON
They put it like that?' said Glenda, wide-eyed.
Dad?" Jesus asked.
My grandpa notes the world's worn cogs
English is the perfect language for preachers because it allows you to talk until you think of what ... 
That's what you people never understand," said Rincewind, wearily. "You think magic is just somethin... 
Dad?" Jesus asked.
Dad?" Jesus asked.
Jess gazed at the apples arranged in all their colors: russet, blushing pink, freckled gold. She cas... 
But what would have been the good?"
Can't stay long, Mother," he said. "I'm up front, the prefects have got two compartments to themselv... 
The things I would do to that boy. I mean, not now that I know you're interested in him. But, oh, sw... 
You in the back," said the principal. "Don't think you can hide. Tell me. What would you like to be?... 
You look like hell,' he said to me in a low voice.
So--what's it like, being a vampire?"
Why . . . why did some people think you were dead?”
WHAT PEOPLE MAY THINK
It comes from a very ancient democracy, you see..."
I hope you don't really see yourself that way," I said.
He said he didn’t think Lenore should go to the G.O.D.
Which came first, the phoenix or the flame?'
Can I just point something out?" Fletcher asked. "That is an awful plan. On a scale of one ... 
We'll win, of course," he said. 
You may not instantly see why I bring the subject up, but that is because my mind works so phenomena... 
I don't think all writers are sad, she said.
The waiter approached.
If I were to be made a knight," said the Wart, staring dreamily into the fire, "I should insist on d... 
You should read something else."
But I don’t want to go among mad people," Alice remarked.
What I like doing best is Nothing."
You could be David's friend too". She glanced at Tamani when he said nothing. He was frowning. "The ... 
Well, look at it another way: why shouldn’t there be cats in a zoo?" I said.
You should be wearing green," she said. "To match your eyes."
Jesus, Shep. I told you . . .”
I really cannot understand the point of what you're saying. Really,' said Clotilde, looking at her. ... 
Some people
Damien has died and gone straight to boy heaven,' Shaunee said as soon as we were out of earshot
You look confused," said Adrian.
Why . . . why did some people think you were dead?”
Damn, damn, damn," she said. "I never said why I like you, and now I have to go."
What would you think if I told you that I wasn’t an Allomancer?” Sazed asked.
'Your brain doesn't process language quite like other people. Why that is, I have no idea.' 
Okay," I said, "what's your biggest fear?"
I looked down at my clothes. They were slashed to pieces and full of bullet holes, but I was fine. N... 
He shook his head, just looking at me.
What do you think it is to be normal?'
Look. I don’t want to push you into anything, but do you maybe want to —” “Call Magnus? Look... 
Piglet said that Tigger was very Bouncy, and that if they could think of a way of unbouncing him, it... 
So that's it?" Kenji says. "You just like him for his personality, huh?"
Jesus never said a word about homosexuality. In all of his teachings about multiple things - he neve... 
"Conversation"
There is a plain under a dim sky. It is covered with gentle rolling curves that might remind you of ... 
You said he was a soldier. You don't suppose...?"
With regard to robots, in the early days of robots people said, 'Oh, let's build a robot'... 
Welcome, Prince,' said Aslan. 'Do you feel yourself sufficient to take up the Kingship of Narnia?'
There was a few seconds' pause. Then Amit said: I meant, what were you thinking just now.
He said he loved me,” she whispered.
Why do you always look like you just rolled out of bed?'
Magnus glanced at Alec and raised his eyebrows "Boo", he said. Jace was grinning. "Come on,surely yo... 
CALVIN:
So what can I do now?" she spoke up a minute later.
Make a wish," said Indigo.
Caddy came home on Friday evening. Perfectly Harmless Patrick brought her in his battered old car...... 
What did you put in the fire?" Kaladin said. "To make that special smoke?"
The hardest habit of all to break is the terrible habit of happiness. 
A positive attitude can really make dreams come true -- it did for me. 
Martina Navratilova is an incredible person who has done so much for our sport. Venus and Serena are... 