Ted Rall
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What matters is how your children look at you...
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Stand for something. Make your life mean something. Start where you are with what you have. You are ... 
I cannot remember the books I've read any more than the meals I have eaten; even so, they have made ... 
Unpredictability means what it means. I don't know how you define it. It is what it is. 
Now is the time when you see people which you know... but they start ignoring you... and how do you ... 
Szerzetesek, vannak tanulatlan, közönséges emberek, akik nem gondolnak a nemes dolgokkal, nem hal... 
No matter who you are, no matter where you live, and no matter how many people are chasing you, what... 
Fall in love with some activity, and do it! Nobody ever figures out what life is all about, and it d... 
Be a good guide, tell me what you see, are sure is that?
School is something that you learn - reading and writing. Education is what you learn from the famil... 
How do you know if something is real? That’s easy. Does it change you? Does it form you? Does it g... 
The opportunity to decieve others is ever present and often tempting, and each instance of deception... 
Do you know the difference between education and experience? Education is when you read the fine pri... 
Do you know the difference between education and experience? Education is when you read the fine pri... 
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What is it that makes you so angry, bothers you so deeply, that you're compelled to act? 
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An education isn't how much you have committed to memory, or even how much you know. It's being able... 
What you are good at, you never do it free! 
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The biggest mistake people make when trying to be authentic is just that: they try. They see these r... 
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Education is when you read the find print; experience is what you
get when you don't. 
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Life is what you make of it.
Do what you love doing. 
Do what you love and the money will follow. 
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you know what the best kind of organic certification would be? make an unannounced visit to a farm a... 
If you do what you love, it is the best way to relax. 
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If you will read again what is written, you will see how it was. 
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Even though I'm a leftist. I think the left eats its own. 
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I have self-actualized. Pardon me whilst I adjust my glowing halo. 
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What happens in the heart simply happens. 
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When people are in the midst of really heavy stuff and still have a sense of humor, I admire that. 
The power of the American people, when we rise up and stand for liberty, knows no bounds. 
I am blessed to receive a word from God every day in receiving the scriptures and reading the script... 