What's more important than who's going to be the first black manager is who's going to be the first black sports editor of the New York Times.

If 'The New York Times' says it, it must be true.

The Internet’s impact on the economy has been no greater than the fax machine’s….ten years from now, the phrase “information economy” will sound silly. (1997)

In the New York Times, you're going to get completely different information than you would in the USA Today.

Meantime the Newspaper of Record goes around in a little pleated skirt shaking pompoms, leaping in the air with an idiot grin if so much as a cement mixer passes by.

You can never have enough garlic. With enough garlic, you can eat The New York Times.