What's the most humiliating thing? When you take someone to dinner or you cook somebody dinner and they get food poisoning. I mean, how bad do you feel?

Pulling away from your parents, that's the natural thing to do; that's how life progresses.

Weddings are really good for making you feel terrible about yourself if you're not where you want to be in life.

I like to play the weirdos. I like to play the people that are hard to like. You get to say and do things that you would never say and do in real life.

Different people's houses smell like different weird things. God forbid someone should come and nail down what my house smells like. It'd probably be a litter box... sweaty socks... and burnt bacon. That probably is what it smells like.

I've got a bunch of books... I rely on funny books and movies to cheer me up. Oh, but I must say, I do have the world's most perfect husband, so a cuddle from him always cheers me up. He's a good guy.