What's being bought is the PR value, and the marketing value.

Marriage is a wonderful invention, but, then again, so is a bicycle repair kit!

People who ask, "Can I ask you a question?" Didn't really give me a choice there, did you sunshine? When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has the bus come yet?" If the bus came, would I be standing here, Knobhead? When you're involved in an accident and someone asks, "Are you alright?" Yes, fine thanks, I'll just pick up my limbs and be off. People who announce they are going to the toilet. Thanks, that's an image I really didn't need.

Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares?... He's a mile away and you've got his shoes!

A woman's mind is as complex as the contents of her handbag; even when you get to the bottom of it, there is ALWAYS something at the bottom to surprise you!

In Scotland, there is no such thing as bad weather - only the wrong clothes.